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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

Are you insane woman?

White chocolate makes me gag...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef is for weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the smell of bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

Are you insane woman?

White chocolate makes me gag...

Peach x"

As does a cock in the throat... Random fact: I love it

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corned beef is for weirdos "

Not when it's in a hash, yum!

Peach (weirdo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m carrying my balls around in a wheel barrow

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m a magnet for belly button fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once threw a dart behind my back and got a bullseye.

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"I like the smell of bleach."

Smells a bit seminal, doesn't it

I can happily devour a jar of pickled onions in a single sitting. Lockdown gonna be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out"

You are not alone weirdo, I always have to leave the last mouthful of food on my plate. I just can't eat it.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out

You are not alone weirdo, I always have to leave the last mouthful of food on my plate. I just can't eat it.

Peach x"

I can't drink a full cup of tea, I always have to leave some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out

You are not alone weirdo, I always have to leave the last mouthful of food on my plate. I just can't eat it.

Peach x"

So glad I'm not alone on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate vinegar. It's the best diet food ever, put it on something, and I wont touch it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A horse bit my nipple a few years ago. Fucking hurt!!!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I found a world record mushroom.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I have to walk up and down stairs right foot first. If I don't, it feels really wierd and I have to either correct it (if I'm not too far up/down) or go back and do it again.

No idea where it came from, and it's the only OCD-type thing about me.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I have a twin sis who hates tattoo's & has 0. If she knew I was swinging, she would actually disown me!!

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a natural blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of fresh tarmac

Weird I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the smell of fresh tarmac

Weird I know "

That ain’t weird! I love it, and petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a natural blonde"

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a natural blonde

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring"

I once drank the liquid from glow sticks because my dad said it would make my pee glow in the dark

It made my sick glow in the dark

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out"
I always leave the crust lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a natural blonde

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring

I once drank the liquid from glow sticks because my dad said it would make my pee glow in the dark

It made my sick glow in the dark"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a natural blonde

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring

I once drank the liquid from glow sticks because my dad said it would make my pee glow in the dark

It made my sick glow in the dark

‘My god you’re such a fanny, I didn’t think you’d actually do it’

Why on earth wouldn’t I do it? Who DOESNT want glow in the dark piss when you’re ten years old?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

What the f...

I like plucking the hairs from my arms, find it relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like nuts, chocolate and caramel all seperately but not together..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like anchovies

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

I usually eat that bit first ans suck the icecream down the cone.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m a natural blonde

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring

I once drank the liquid from glow sticks because my dad said it would make my pee glow in the dark

It made my sick glow in the dark

‘My god you’re such a fanny, I didn’t think you’d actually do it’

Why on earth wouldn’t I do it? Who DOESNT want glow in the dark piss when you’re ten years old?! "

I cant recall giving it much thought tbh

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

What the f...

I like plucking the hairs from my arms, find it relaxing

I do this with my chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a natural blonde

That isn’t random

Soz

I’m so boring

I once drank the liquid from glow sticks because my dad said it would make my pee glow in the dark

It made my sick glow in the dark

‘My god you’re such a fanny, I didn’t think you’d actually do it’

Why on earth wouldn’t I do it? Who DOESNT want glow in the dark piss when you’re ten years old?! "

Seems like a totally logical move.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About you

I hate the chocolate bits at the end of Cornettos.

I usually eat that bit first ans suck the icecream down the cone."

Ewww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a large abductor pollicis brevis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/03/20 10:00:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should have got my hair cut last week when I had the chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really should have got my hair cut last week when I had the chance"

I feel that pain, but for me it’s the grey roots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz"

I need proof.

Lots of proof

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz

I need proof.

Lots of proof

I'm thinking profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz

I need proof.

Lots of proof

Are you sure Prince? I WILL photo bomb you with pics of my genitals

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz

I need proof.

Lots of proof

I'm thinking profile pic

I'll see what I can do

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make my genitals look like a trussed up chicken

Fuzz

I need proof.

Lots of proof

Are you sure Prince? I WILL photo bomb you with pics of my genitals

Fuzz"

Oh my god its like all my prayers have been answered

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I've appeared on the front page of the Times newspaper.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"A horse bit my nipple a few years ago. Fucking hurt!!!

Was that foreplay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse bit my nipple a few years ago. Fucking hurt!!!

Was that foreplay lol

Are you asking if they fucked a horse?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I was once ambulanced to Birkenhead Children's Hospital after drinking a swig of lemon bleach. It had lemons on the label, smelled like lemon, had lemon in the name... it did not taste like lemon.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I once stared down the barrels of a sawn off double barrel shotgun as a victim of an armed robbery

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South west Barnstaple, North west

I once ate one of them urinal tablets as i thought they smelt good enough to eat growing up, Needless to say i learnt i lesson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horse bit my nipple a few years ago. Fucking hurt!!!

Was that foreplay lol

Are you asking if they fucked a horse?"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once ate one of them urinal tablets as i thought they smelt good enough to eat growing up, Needless to say i learnt i lesson"

A new and unused one, I hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a drain cover on my coffee table !!!

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South west Barnstaple, North west

"I once ate one of them urinal tablets as i thought they smelt good enough to eat growing up, Needless to say i learnt i lesson

A new and unused one, I hope?

No fresh from the urinal,

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Picked up some rubbish in the garden this morning and found a £5 note!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once ate one of them urinal tablets as i thought they smelt good enough to eat growing up, Needless to say i learnt i lesson

A new and unused one, I hope?

No fresh from the urinal, "

Christ

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By *inkykat dirtydogCouple
over a year ago

Cov

The moon is not made of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I got married there was a helicopter over the church when we came out, turns out the vicar’s wife had run off with her fencing instructor or something like that. She was in some high ranking team, and it was in one of the Sunday tabloid papers the next day. Nothing about us, thankfully! Haha x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won the number cruncher on noel's house party back in the day.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I was shot in 1999

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

I eat the core and seeds when I eat an apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was shot in 1999

I was two in 1999

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I was shot in 1999

I was two in 1999"

You shot me , with a water pistol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put salad cream on pizza

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

On my walk today I have so far stood and shared a mutual stare with a fox for a few minutes, a gorgeous MASSIVE butterfly, fph d a perfect half dead tree which looks like it has a perfect spot in the branches for reading a book, aand have exchanged some enticingly sensuous texts with a lady with a fantastic (and I do, really mean fantastic) arse.

O happy day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in love with you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far today I’ve made myself two cuppas and my daughter has nicked them both. Parched! Haha x

Viv x

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I went to the cinema to see Titanic 13 times

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

If you take 2 triangles and place them long side to long side they make a square - random & also a fact .... bonus fact because i feel giving... the first Recorded case of Spanish flu was in the USA!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I went to the cinema to see Titanic 13 times

Crashed every time!! - careless... you think he’d have learned from the first 12 crashes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to the cinema to see Titanic 13 times

Crashed every time!! - careless... you think he’d have learned from the first 12 crashes!!"

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

I was once involved in a very nasty mugging.

on the plus side I did make a few quid out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once swallowed a subbuteo ball and I think it's still in there somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a very good singer until acid reflux fucked my larynx.

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

I hate belly buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I save my best chip until last

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I love the smell of fresh tarmac

Weird I know "

Ever worked on a tarmac crew? Not nice, especially with a hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to watch would I lie to you clips on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ambidextrous

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The third pic on hot pics currently, reminds me of a snake eating an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The third pic on hot pics currently, reminds me of a snake eating an aubergine "

I obviously had to look. And erm. Thanks.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"The third pic on hot pics currently, reminds me of a snake eating an aubergine "

haha....i think pic 8 and 9 look alike..except one has a dick !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid I had the tip of my right index finger bitten off by a rabbit, luckily the hospital sewed it back on, got lovely scar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corned beef is for weirdos "
love corned beef

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The third pic on hot pics currently, reminds me of a snake eating an aubergine

I obviously had to look. And erm. Thanks. "

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION

I'm here from the Planet . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I fancy a Corneto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like armadillos

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I need to stop smoking!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

wondering if POFs cum could be used on trifle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I play competitive wheelchair basketball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs not talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love gravy over my soft fried eggs, yummmmmmmy

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I cant eat a full sandwich, no matter what size it is. I have to leave a little bit of crust.

No idea why. I didn't even realise until my ex pointed it out

You are not alone weirdo, I always have to leave the last mouthful of food on my plate. I just can't eat it.

Peach x

I can't drink a full cup of tea, I always have to leave some. "

This is actually quite common, we call it a Vanessa after the first person we met on here that did it. Not her real name !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very flexible for a chubby chick.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I don’t think I’d like to be eaten by a crocodile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold kym marsh a pair of trainers

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My bottom row of teeth is smaller than the top row. This means my front teeth never meet. This is called an overjet.

I loved going to the school dentist, the chair was nice, my dentist was nice/cute too. Loved getting out of maths for that reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’d like to be eaten by a crocodile. "

Don’t smile at him then

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