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"I'll bring gin. Does that get me an invite?" Absolutely. Let's hope someone brings a mixer  | |||
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline Too scared to leave the house "Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want? | |||
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"Can I fuck your anus please Noah? Rock the boat Don’t rock the boat baby Rock the boat" That reminds me of Billy Bass. The song I mean, not the anal. | |||
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline Too scared to leave the house
Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want? "Fuck yeah sounds good I’ll bring all the Easter eggs I have | |||
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"Me and my cock " OK but you could've just counted that as part of you and not lost your chance to bring someone or something.  | |||
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"Can I bring my actifryer? " Please! Mine broke, I got a cheaper one and I hate it. | |||
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline Too scared to leave the house
Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want?
Fuck yeah sounds good
I’ll bring all the Easter eggs I have "Fab  | |||
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"Can I bring my actifryer? Please! Mine broke, I got a cheaper one and I hate it. " Tut tut. I'll look after you.  | |||
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"Cancel my wit, I’ll replace it with filthy mind " You're in, you can tell us dirty stories to entertain us. | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? " one guy in the states did this. he bought $3000 worth of chicken. loads of bread and whiskey then sailed out to sea saying he wasn't coming back till he heard good news on his radio. lucky he could | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite  "OK. You're under social distancing rules though  | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite "Love marmite 
Wait there... not sure if I’m being sarcastic or not ... damn it | |||
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"Me and my cock OK but you could've just counted that as part of you and not lost your chance to bring someone or something. "All i need is me and my magic wand | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? one guy in the states did this. he bought $3000 worth of chicken. loads of bread and whiskey then sailed out to sea saying he wasn't coming back till he heard good news on his radio. lucky he could" Let's hope he has a reason to come back soon. | |||
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"Me and my cock OK but you could've just counted that as part of you and not lost your chance to bring someone or something.
All i need is me and my magic wand "Like Harry Potter then | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though "I’m guaranteed to be left well alone | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? " Welcome back Rubi | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone"I concur | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone"Apart from when I squeeze your bum. (hazmat suit on) | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? Welcome back Rubi "I’ll bring my guitar | |||
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"Me and my cock " You could row the bloody boat with that tool | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone"It's OK, my boat is magic and can test for the virus and make sure none is brought on board. Unless of course you just want to be alone | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? Welcome back Rubi "Thank you | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone
I concur "Thought you were leaving your wit behind | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? Welcome back Rubi
I’ll bring my guitar"Great! We can have singsongs around the fake campfire (we can't have a real one, the boat is wooden!) | |||
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"Me and my cock You could row the bloody boat with that tool "True lol | |||
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"I’ll bring Meli! "Get her to bring her new phone with the camera, she'll get great pics out in the waves! | |||
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone
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Thought you were leaving your wit behind "Not boarded yet | |||
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"2 of each animal. At least there will be food. Hmmm a deck of cards "I'm veggie
Strip poker will be fun though! | |||
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"I’ll bring Meli!
Get her to bring her new phone with the camera, she'll get great pics out in the waves! "Just don’t get her hair wet for Fucks sake! It’ll be cramped enough anyway | |||
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm Take your pic " Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable | |||
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine "She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. | |||
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"I’ll bring Meli!
Get her to bring her new phone with the camera, she'll get great pics out in the waves!
Just don’t get her hair wet for Fucks sake!
It’ll be cramped enough anyway " | |||
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm Take your pic Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable "We're gonna need more rum. | |||
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"My kindle full of smutty books to keep us all entertained and excitable "Perfect! | |||
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine
She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. "I'll make her sing baby shark everytime she wants some | |||
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine
She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. I'll make her sing baby shark everytime she wants some "and flash her boobs | |||
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm Take your pic Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable "You’ll need a lot of rum for that | |||
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine
She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. I'll make her sing baby shark everytime she wants some and flash her boobs "  | |||
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm Take your pic Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable
We're gonna need more rum. "True story | |||
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"Can I just bring my dog? I've 2 kids and couldn't possibly choose between them so I'll take my favourite....the dog!" Yes I love dogs! | |||
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"After seeing what’s gone on with recent cruise liners , I’ll stay home thanks ! "It's a magic boat, we'll be fine! | |||
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"After seeing what’s gone on with recent cruise liners , I’ll stay home thanks !
It's a magic boat, we'll be fine! "Ok , I’ll have a 5 star cabin with a balcony fitted with a jacuzzi please | |||
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"After seeing what’s gone on with recent cruise liners , I’ll stay home thanks !
It's a magic boat, we'll be fine!
Ok , I’ll have a 5 star cabin with a balcony fitted with a jacuzzi please " | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? " You can’t build it because the builders merchants will close | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up "I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island "Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape "good thinking | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking "As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do "I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do
I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe "Would I be that so unkind ...... I’d give you a life jacket with rope attached to bob along behind, then we can bring you aboard for small periods of time | |||
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do
I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe
Would I be that so unkind ...... I’d give you a life jacket with rope attached to bob along behind, then we can bring you aboard for small periods of time "Aw shucks  | |||
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"I've just bought a 12kg bag of potatoes from the local farm because they can't sell them to restaurants. Shall I bring that?" Please, we need something to put in chunky's actifry | |||
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"I've just bought a 12kg bag of potatoes from the local farm because they can't sell them to restaurants. Shall I bring that? Please, we need something to put in chunky's actifry " Fish suppers all round it is then | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? " me and my cat is that ok?? | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? me and my cat is that ok??" OK but Mr Bants is bringing his dog so be careful. | |||
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"Fuck it, I've had enough. I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over. Anyone wanna come? As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? me and my cat is that ok?? OK but Mr Bants is bringing his dog so be careful. " shes friendly ..and thank you | |||
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