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By *ce-2u OP   Man
over a year ago

winsford,Chester & wirral

has anyone tried a fem blow up doll? if so whats it like always wondered?????????????? i know i am going to get some shit responces over this lol!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has anyone tried a fem blow up doll? if so whats it like always wondered?????????????? i know i am going to get some shit responces over this lol!!!!!!!!!!! "
Like Chinese chiken.....rubbery

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im sure they feel a little deflated after coitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shite....can't cook...cant clean...blah blah blah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shite....can't cook...cant clean...blah blah blah.... "

but on the plus side, they don't spend a fortune on shoes and handbags

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By *ce-2u OP   Man
over a year ago

winsford,Chester & wirral

but surely they dont have, headaches,pmt or spend money lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines washing her hair tonight...so I'm not getting any....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was a bit quiet but swallowed every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to be happy don't fuck a blow up doll, fuck a balloon. It would of saved you a fortune making you happy ps draw a face on it obviously

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

this thread has left me a tad deflated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What just popped into my head was....CLEANING em out after EEEWWW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went into a sex shop the other day to purchase a blow up doll and the assisstant asked if i wanted a Catholic or a Muslim one? puzzled i asked whats the difference? She said the Muslim one blows itself up!!!

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By *erseypairCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

at least we dont hear the term

Multi-tasking muttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread has left me a tad deflated "
I'm blown away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What just popped into my head was....CLEANING em out after EEEWWW "

Don't have to....mines a right prude...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What just popped into my head was....CLEANING em out after EEEWWW

Don't have to....mines a right prude... "

pop a femidom in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What just popped into my head was....CLEANING em out after EEEWWW

Don't have to....mines a right prude... pop a femidom in "

She told me I had no chance of fucking her with that "pin Dick"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What just popped into my head was....CLEANING em out after EEEWWW

Don't have to....mines a right prude... pop a femidom in She told me I had no chance of fucking her with that "pin Dick" "

fairplay to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gentleman.....still waiting for her to make the first move....

Boom boom

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

they are a bit like some blokes really, they need a good blow to get stiff, but they can be quite rude cos they arent good on small talk and after a good poke they fart and dissapear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a gentleman.....still waiting for her to make the first move....

Boom boom "

Muslim was she!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Have mine a lovebite and she shot out the window

Fussy

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

tried to talk to one once but she was an airhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried to talk to one once but she was an airhead"
Who's the air head!

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"tried to talk to one once but she was an airhead Who's the air head! "

LOL- owned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried to talk to one once but she was an airhead Who's the air head!

LOL- owned"

The doll or the air head??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I was a sqauddie many moons ago now and bassed at Catterick Garrison one of my best mates had this blow up doll he used to fuck about with for a laugh at times

He said it was ok but then again he would litteraly fuck the crack of dawn if he could have rolled out of his pit without being tipped out of it late

Anyhow I digress this one night we were out on the piss down town and after a shit full in Harrys bar and then onto a reet dive of a night club called STAX that had a velcro floor im sure of it. Niether of us had pulled and were walking back to camp bragging about birds we had pulled etc etc dee daaa dee daa dee daa when I said whats it like then that blow up doll lend it me why dont ya n ill give it ya back tomoz

He did lend it me and all I will say is dont go to bed with a blow up doll and a lit cig when you are bladdered as it dont work and niether does the fuckin doll for long hey hahaha and thats a true story as well by the way

Woke up morning after with a minging head ache and what looked like a reet ugly bird who had had a stroke and died with an awfull shock the night before next to me with a cig burn in her fore head haha

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