FabSwingers.com forum: Monthly Clique Meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just letting you all know, that the April Clique meeting will be held via Skype this month due to the obvious reason (We've had enough of BoldyLongLegs stinking of piss)

The passphrase is "People who meet are going to hell"

As always, soft, hot and alcoholic drinks are provided for free but there will be a delivery charge. Please let me know your address and I can send them sent to you. Clique Prime m_mbers will get free delivery

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lmao you daft sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for Prime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao you daft sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god for Prime

FYI, Your subscription is due

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Do we all have to wear the usual garb now it's on Skype ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Are you kissing everyone's clique ring again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness.

The stench lingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we all have to wear the usual garb now it's on Skype ?"
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No, we can wear casual clothes.

Just make sure your m_mbership badge is visible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank goodness.

The stench lingers!"

Even the leather seats wont wipe clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank goodness.

The stench lingers!

Even the leather seats wont wipe clean"

I know. Ones been stained with bleach, I do apologise. But I thought maybe that would help shift it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I’m glad it finally worked for you

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I've not come to previous ones due to my body odour issues.

Can I come to this one if it's via Skype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I’m glad it finally worked for you "

I did try quite few times

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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I’m glad it finally worked for you

I did try quite few times "

Looking forward to seeing what’s next in the creative box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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This made me giggle, bloody awesome

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It looks like two crocs under water .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a prize cunt, OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I'm just a curious shy person but er, can I possibly just be a part, even if it's only on the periphery....please, I promise not to tell anyone else if you let me be part of the clique.... shi-ite, I really didn't mean to say "The" word, please don't hold that against me, I'm desperate to be in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It looks like two crocs under water ....."

Please stop talking about my vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Am I late?

I'm not usually an attendee and I don't like cake but I can bring rice crackers and Vimto!

*Other fruity drinks are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

Thank you!"

Your profile picture looks like you've been cutting up chilli peppers and you forgot to wash your hands before going to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

Thank you!

Your profile picture looks like you've been cutting up chilli peppers and you forgot to wash your hands before going to the toilet "

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Geez, get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

Thank you!

Your profile picture looks like you've been cutting up chilli peppers and you forgot to wash your hands before going to the toilet

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

I know, must be going soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

Thank you!

Your profile picture looks like you've been cutting up chilli peppers and you forgot to wash your hands before going to the toilet

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

I know, must be going soft

Love you xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re a prize cunt, OP!

Harsh

Thank you!

Your profile picture looks like you've been cutting up chilli peppers and you forgot to wash your hands before going to the toilet

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

I know, must be going soft

Love you xoxo "

Yea no that was just weird

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get into this clique? Is there an initiation?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet"

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys! "

You could easily be adored!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

You could easily be adored!

I could.

But you don't wanna do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys! "

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

You could easily be adored!

I could.

But you don't wanna do that! "

Oh and why's that?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics"

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

You could easily be adored!

I could.

But you don't wanna do that!

Oh and why's that?"

Cos I said!?

Am I am not allowed to say now? #metoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

STD clear? Or would just chlamydia free be ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

You could easily be adored!

Such a smoothie Channing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

You could easily be adored!

I could.

But you don't wanna do that!

Oh and why's that?

Cos I said!?

Am I am not allowed to say now? #metoo"

Ah so you know what I'm thinking now?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

STD clear? Or would just chlamydia free be ok?"

I feel you should just be free.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

STD clear? Or would just chlamydia free be ok?

I feel you should just be free. "

I know nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

STD clear? Or would just chlamydia free be ok?

I feel you should just be free. "

I am free. Just not from herpes

Never trust a cheap lapdancer

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So cliquey that I didn't even get a shoulder shrug to my offer of crackers and vimto.

Sorry...its just...'Crackers and Vimto' was the password we had to an orgy before we all got diagnosed with chlamydia

We're still not over The Great Clap Out just yet

Oh okay. Group sex is not for me (adore me or no one) even before those lame excuses about chlamydia and the clap.

What a day guys!

I would happily adore you as soon as I've finished this course of antibiotics

Absolutely. You should deffo be std clear.

STD clear? Or would just chlamydia free be ok?

I feel you should just be free.

I am free. Just not from herpes

Never trust a cheap lapdancer "
I

I never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good meeting guys. Sorry my webcam was fuzzy - didn’t realise spunk was so difficult to scrub off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good meeting guys. Sorry my webcam was fuzzy - didn’t realise spunk was so difficult to scrub off "

Yeah sorry about that

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ain’t got a pass so I ain’t coming in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good meeting guys. Sorry my webcam was fuzzy - didn’t realise spunk was so difficult to scrub off "

It was probably the funniest meeting we've ever had. Cant believe some people missed out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I am akways on the outside looking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akways on the outside looking in

Should have turned your camera on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good meeting guys. Sorry my webcam was fuzzy - didn’t realise spunk was so difficult to scrub off

It was probably the funniest meeting we've ever had. Cant believe some people missed out "

And no stench of piss. Wonderful!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Where do we apply to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do we apply to join

You need to have sex with POF and to through a seven step interview process with me

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