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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's all admit it now. It's more important than any time before.

What's your favourite category?

Favourite pornstar etc.

I'm gonna get the ball rolling by saying Amber Hahn is an absolute gem. Best dirty talk in the business if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any type that involves me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any type that involves me"

Holy shit this thread isn't a complete goner.

Involved in what manner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any type that involves me

Holy shit this thread isn't a complete goner.

Involved in what manner?

I bring snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any type that involves me

Holy shit this thread isn't a complete goner.

Involved in what manner?

I bring snacks"

Yoooouu.. Bring snacks??...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any type that involves me

Holy shit this thread isn't a complete goner.

Involved in what manner?

I bring snacks

Yoooouu.. Bring snacks??... "

To the porn shoots, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any type that involves me

Holy shit this thread isn't a complete goner.

Involved in what manner?

I bring snacks

Yoooouu.. Bring snacks??...

To the porn shoots, yes"

Ohh. I see. So they quite literally involve you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

Vital parts of the production then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms"

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo"

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

Vital parts of the production then.

Yeah kinda....plus we get used as stunt doubles from time to time. I tend to get used for the close up heavy money shot while queenie has the best cum face in the business. Plus we bring the best kind of snacks. The crew always raves about our choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go"

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

Vital parts of the production then.

Ahh. So if you ever see a really abrupt cut to someone that doesn't quite look the same then I know that'll be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea"

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like lesbian porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy "

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn"

Yea I don't really see all the appeal with it either. There's a proper stereotype that dudes adore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms"

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn

Yea I don't really see all the appeal with it either. There's a proper stereotype that dudes adore it. "

I just never know when its finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn"

I love it. It’s all I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely prefer a bit of a cheeky chat than porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich"

Think of me while you eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuinely prefer a bit of a cheeky chat than porn! "

Me too but cheeky chat ain't available on tap much to my dismay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

Think of me while you eat it"

I assume you ill be thinking back to this moment as I take the first succulent bite of that m&m bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

Think of me while you eat it

I assume you ill be thinking back to this moment as I take the first succulent bite of that m&m bar. "

Fuck that made me moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn

I love it. It’s all I watch

It's insulting to lesbians

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

Think of me while you eat it

I assume you ill be thinking back to this moment as I take the first succulent bite of that m&m bar.

Fuck that made me moist "

Fuck porn. Don't need it. Seductive m&m bar consumption. That's where its at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn

I love it. It’s all I watch

It's insulting to lesbians "

Do I care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

Think of me while you eat it

I assume you ill be thinking back to this moment as I take the first succulent bite of that m&m bar.

Fuck that made me moist

Fuck porn. Don't need it. Seductive m&m bar consumption. That's where its at"

God you just know all the right things to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and queenie usually sit in the back of the porn shoots playing with each other genitals while munching on the snacks while the rest of the crew get involved in making the film.

This is true

We really like m&ms

I can proper respect that. I'm a fan of the new crunchy caramel ones but you don't get enough in a bag imo

Oh I haven’t tried them!

Have you tried the big chocolate bars? I love them, but fuck paying £4 a go

I haven't. I've been tempted by em a number of times in asda tesco etc but they're always a fuckn ripoff yea

God they taste good but £4?! Can’t afford that in today’s economy

Especially with the upcoming recession. Can't be spending that kinda money of m&ms

No, I really can’t. Wish I could though.

First thing on my list when I'm rich

Think of me while you eat it

I assume you ill be thinking back to this moment as I take the first succulent bite of that m&m bar.

Fuck that made me moist

Fuck porn. Don't need it. Seductive m&m bar consumption. That's where its at

God you just know all the right things to say "

I'm gonna apprehensively take that as positive

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

North West & Dublin

I like homemade porn, natural stuff. Surprised there’s not loads more of these days with all the camera fones, Snapchat etc??

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over a year ago

"I like homemade porn, natural stuff. Surprised there’s not loads more of these days with all the camera fones, Snapchat etc??"

There is, they just aren’t sending it to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like homemade porn, natural stuff. Surprised there’s not loads more of these days with all the camera fones, Snapchat etc??"

Yea that's definitely grown on me in recent years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like homemade porn, natural stuff. Surprised there’s not loads more of these days with all the camera fones, Snapchat etc??

There is, they just aren’t sending it to you

I'll go fetch the fire extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's all admit it now. It's more important than any time before.

What's your favourite category?

Favourite pornstar etc.

I'm gonna get the ball rolling by saying Amber Hahn is an absolute gem. Best dirty talk in the business if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t watch porn it is bad for you to much dopamine in the pleasure receptor of your brain

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"Dont like lesbian porn

Yea I don't really see all the appeal with it either. There's a proper stereotype that dudes adore it.

I just never know when its finished"

It's never finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t watch porn it is bad for you to much dopamine in the pleasure receptor of your brain "

Everything's good for you in moderation.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Love CFNM handjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha "

My husband doesn’t watch porn. And only wanks when it’s been a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha

My husband doesn’t watch porn. And only wanks when it’s been a while.

That's a commendable effort on his behalf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont like lesbian porn

I love it. It’s all I watch

It's insulting to lesbians

Do I care?"

You've set LGBTQ rights back 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuckold porn is our favourite for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuckold porn is our favourite for some reason "

Oo. I'm such an emotional soul. Watching that gives me some existential sense of dread like I'm the cuck and it's all happening without my input. Yea I know. Bless me.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha "

Oh, I'm not naive. I'd just rather do stuff in life than watch other people do stuff.

I'm taking in general. I don't really watch much TV at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha

Oh, I'm not naive. I'd just rather do stuff in life than watch other people do stuff.

I'm taking in general. I don't really watch much TV at all."

Perfectly respectable view that.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha

Oh, I'm not naive. I'd just rather do stuff in life than watch other people do stuff.

I'm taking in general. I don't really watch much TV at all.

Perfectly respectable view that. "

Might change my mind by June

I'll be spamming everyone with my home made dodgy vids!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never watched porn.

Never felt the need!

Same as my ex. Left a lot of explaining to do on my behalf tho being her first hahaha

Oh, I'm not naive. I'd just rather do stuff in life than watch other people do stuff.

I'm taking in general. I don't really watch much TV at all.

Perfectly respectable view that.

Might change my mind by June

I'll be spamming everyone with my home made dodgy vids!"

Isolation will bring out a different side to everyone haha

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