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Granny's Bed Time.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I fell asleep at seven 'o' the clock

I dreamed of knobs and dicks and cock

When I woke up I thought oh fuck

I'd broken me neck and damaged me book

I put on the blanket that heats up the bed.

I put on the kettle- and FAB - and I said,

I won't stay on long just a minute or two

But then someone said something that I thought was poo

And I typed and I chatted and drank all the tea

Now my bladder is full and I need a wee

And if I go up I am not coming back down

So it's off with the slippers and fluffy white gown

And wrap that warm duvet round back and round front

And drop off to sleep while I play with my cunt.

( with special thanks to Byron - He's a lord you know )

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Stingly? I'll try to remember to refer to him as "your lordship".

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Love it anyway granny. I shall anticipate the publication of a book of your verse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep at seven 'o' the clock

I dreamed of knobs and dicks and cock

When I woke up I thought oh fuck

I'd broken me neck and damaged me book

I put on the blanket that heats up the bed.

I put on the kettle- and FAB - and I said,

I won't stay on long just a minute or two

But then someone said something that I thought was poo

And I typed and I chatted and drank all the tea

Now my bladder is full and I need a wee

And if I go up I am not coming back down

So it's off with the slippers and fluffy white gown

And wrap that warm duvet round back and round front

And drop off to sleep while I play with my cunt.

( with special thanks to Byron - He's a lord you know ) "

Granny, you have burned an image into my brain. Thank you.

Your charcoal pubes glistening with sweet dew.

Moist lips parted slightly, your mouth quivering with anticipation.

Forefinger probing your anus.

Pull apart your labia to reveal swollen clitoris. Yearning for unseen touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V good granny

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