FabSwingers.com forum: Daftest signs you've ever seen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dave Allen used to do this. My favourite was "Ears pierced while you wait." So what's yours?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I live in Wales mate, it's all nonsense and no vowels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dr's has a 'caution hot surface' sign stuck to the front of the radiator

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

May contain nuts ....On a nut vending machine

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Danger 20,000 vaults

Do not touch , fine 2,000 bahts

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

One of my favourites is the road sign that says "Secret Nuclear Bunker" with a big arrow.

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sign Not In Use"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Do not put foreign bodies in the toilet.

It's OK if you've murdered a UK national though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a microwave in a US cafe... ‘Do not put small children or cats in here’. Bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Please use back entrance”

At a contraception clinic

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Saw an Ebola warning in a toilet in Abuja once simply read , warning Ebola - wash hands after using the toilet, don’t eat bats, don’t kiss and hug dead bodies

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

This Sign Not In Use

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Saw an Ebola warning in a toilet in Abuja once simply read , warning Ebola - wash hands after using the toilet, don’t eat bats, don’t kiss and hug dead bodies"

wow!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"On a microwave in a US cafe... ‘Do not put small children or cats in here’. Bizarre."

But Gremlins are ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave Allen used to do this. My favourite was "Ears pierced while you wait." So what's yours?"

At a church - Don’t let your worries kill you, let the church help .

Keep the door closed , at least not open

On a menu Steamed Broccoli- ingredients Broccoli salt, pepper, steam

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

on a dry cleaners, ironing place near to the old west ham football ground.

don't kill your wife, let us do it

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

In a railway station there was a big billboard about suicide awareness. An admirable effort to stop people jumping in front of trains.

Below it was the slogan “Scotrail - a better way to go”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank page with txt "this page has been deliberately left blank"

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By *urves and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

At a Chinese restaurant, "Try our food, you'll never get better!!"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Billy Connoly

"This way to the Braille school"

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Wet paint.

But you'll touch it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a microwave in a US cafe... ‘Do not put small children or cats in here’. Bizarre."

There will be a story behind the need for that sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bottom 9f a toilet door in a Blackpool pub "Beware of Limbo Dancers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving! Children slow down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Chinese restaurant near me called the Shatin. They have a sign outside that says 'Shat in carpark' - they must have put the space in for a laugh surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a shatin practically next door to my flat, best chinese takeaway in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a pavement sign by a car wash and it was..

Hand job only £5

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By *andM25Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

**BIG SCARY LASER**

Do not look into beam

with remaining eye

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By *aryukMan
over a year ago

Manchester

“14 people killed on this road”

Except It had “15” crossed out ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“14 people killed on this road”

Except It had “15” crossed out ..

I laughed too hard at this (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a shatin practically next door to my flat, best chinese takeaway in town"

Boycott the f**kers!

Probably use dog meat anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went to a dungeon with my ex and had to stop and get a pic by the building/work van there as it was “cougar”. My ex was ten years younger than me and my sub so it made me giggle- going to the dungeon of a building next to the Cougar building x

Viv x

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By *aryukMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"“14 people killed on this road”

Except It had “15” crossed out ..

I laughed too hard at this (

An actual sign though!! Lol it made me laugh when I saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in Wales mate, it's all nonsense and no vowels

No one could pronounce where I used to live, and now they still struggle as it’s the double L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In New Orleans i saw a sign that said

No Protestants

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Saw a sign for a butcher shop somewhere in northern Michigan that said, I kid you not, "No one can beat our meat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside what used to be my local pub advertising a husband babysitting service while the wives were shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sign to read another sign to use the hand gel before entering the hospital ward.

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

'Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below'

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Oh plus the famous sign at Southampton family planning clinic.

Family Planning Clinic.

Please use rear entrance.

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By *oredcouple1TV/TS
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

A sign in souther Ireland, happy hour two until four

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

A "minimum height" sign on the out of a car park in Dublin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A road sign near where I used to live said " do not enter unless the exit is clear"

made me laugh everytime.

It was of course referring to the yellow hatched box at a junction

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Signs in a local toy shop say, "Unaccompanied Children will be sold as slaves"

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Warning: Choking Hazard Small Parts

Somebody put it on my profile

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Ain't that the truth. I see the dirty bastards have open the wet markets again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sign but I just recieved an Email stating that we believe this to be free from any virus and it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and they will not accept liability for any damage caused by a virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a sign local to me when I was in West Wales.

'Piglets for sale'

Who was that signed aimed at. It was an isolated country road and they are not exactly impulse purchases or something you would pick up from Tesco.

Also the people saying to boycot Chinese restaurants or calling them dirty then that is reprehensible. It's like not eating at Macdonald's cos you don't like Trump.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Saw one online for a Superman fancy dress costume that said ‘ Caution this cape does not give the ability for the wearer to fly!’ In who’s head do they think that it would???

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