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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This local update of a guy just made me laugh

Think I'll get my toys out instead, sorry mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The audacity of some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The audacity of some people

Bless his cotton socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck you all virtually speaking

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The audacity of some people

The stupidity of some people.

Fixed that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The audacity of some people

Bless his cotton socks

He would probably leave them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an organised party in my updates, 'still going ahead'. Beggars belief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The audacity of some people

Bless his cotton socks

He would probably leave them on

You're right as he's in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

Hard times call for desperate measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

B-E-A-utiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The audacity of some people

Bless his cotton socks

He would probably leave them on

You're right as he's in a hurry

Might as well leave the rest on ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder if those using glory holes think that a wall between them is good enough for social distancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]"

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if those using glory holes think that a wall between them is good enough for social distancing

Or if they keep socks on

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

Personally I think when you need love and affection then you should go for it.

Although it's quite stupid you gotta respect his determination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if those using glory holes think that a wall between them is good enough for social distancing

Or if they keep socks on

But how would they know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think when you need love and affection then you should go for it.

Although it's quite stupid you gotta respect his determination"

Don't think he was looking for love..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?"

5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

That's my morning chuckle sorted

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"Personally I think when you need love and affection then you should go for it.

Although it's quite stupid you gotta respect his determination

Don't think he was looking for love.."

Oh yeh my bad he's just wanted a cum dump..

Well that is outrageous behaviour!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

2030 or 20:30?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I'd love a fuck right now. But not meeting anyone.

Hahaha

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"To be honest I'd love a fuck right now. But not meeting anyone.

Hahaha "

When you are..... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins "

Could you make a pair of boobs?

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

This corona pandemic is insane.

The teasing woman are doing is absolutely horrific!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

2030 or 20:30?

Jeeze I wish it was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins

Could you make a pair of boobs?"

What do I get in exchange ?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

Are you taking booking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

Are you taking booking

Maybe

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

2030 or 20:30?

Jeeze I wish it was a typo

I’m confident we will all get through if we don’t take stupid risks like breathing & getting out of bed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins

Could you make a pair of boobs?

What do I get in exchange ? "

Fresh watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins

Could you make a pair of boobs?

What do I get in exchange ?

Fresh watermelon."

Yours or real ones?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Without wishing to turn this into a bare-back flame war...

Some people on here are not concerned about catching diseases, or are happy to risk it for sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

2030 or 20:30?

Jeeze I wish it was a typo

I’m confident we will all get through if we don’t take stupid risks like breathing & getting out of bed!!

I'm fucked then as I gotta go back to work tomorrow - NHS jobs for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling very frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Without wishing to turn this into a bare-back flame war...

Some people on here are not concerned about catching diseases, or are happy to risk it for sex."

But nobody mentioned bareback here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins

Could you make a pair of boobs?

What do I get in exchange ?

Fresh watermelon.

Yours or real ones? "

You want my watermelons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 07:54:34]

How long did it take you to create such a beauty?

5 mins

Could you make a pair of boobs?

What do I get in exchange ?

Fresh watermelon.

Yours or real ones?

You want my watermelons?"

Why not !

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

Im the most frustrated tbh. I've went from excercising 3 hours a day to 30 minutes.

I'm literally scratching the walls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im the most frustrated tbh. I've went from excercising 3 hours a day to 30 minutes.

I'm literally scratching the walls"

Can't you do 2-3 sessions of 30min each day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who mentioned water melons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons"

He loves them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the most frustrated tbh. I've went from excercising 3 hours a day to 30 minutes.

I'm literally scratching the walls"

Ooo you need a bit of Betty Rocker in your life... Google her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons

He loves them."

I do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons

He loves them.

I do too"

Do you fuck them like I do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons

He loves them.

I do too

Do you fuck them like I do ? "

Only the female variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons

He loves them.

I do too

Do you fuck them like I do ?

Only the female variety "

But how do you know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned water melons

He loves them.

I do too

Do you fuck them like I do ?

Only the female variety

But how do you know ? "

Cus they are in front of me

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"Im the most frustrated tbh. I've went from excercising 3 hours a day to 30 minutes.

I'm literally scratching the walls

Can't you do 2-3 sessions of 30min each day?"

Lol I wish. They're are limited amounts of excercises you can do with bodywieght.

I been looking everywhere for dumbbells and weights can't find them nowhere.

My only hope is finding someone willing to be my quarentine treadmill.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"Im the most frustrated tbh. I've went from excercising 3 hours a day to 30 minutes.

I'm literally scratching the walls

Ooo you need a bit of Betty Rocker in your life... Google her "

Looks good thank you very much

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I would love a fuck right now... 2030 is not that far away i guess

2030 or 20:30?

Jeeze I wish it was a typo

I’m confident we will all get through if we don’t take stupid risks like breathing & getting out of bed!!

I'm fucked then as I gotta go back to work tomorrow - NHS jobs for you

You guys rock - just my opinion xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This local update of a guy just made me laugh

Think I'll get my toys out instead, sorry mate."
sometimes I feel like saying I'd rather catch coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait"
Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X"

Lucky lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men eh!!!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Nah thanks I'll just lie here in bed, naked and wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This local update of a guy just made me laugh

Think I'll get my toys out instead, sorry mate."

If he can do it from a distance of two metres that's got to be worth seeing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This local update of a guy just made me laugh

Think I'll get my toys out instead, sorry mate.

If he can do it from a distance of two metres that's got to be worth seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought the lockdown got to you and was a offer damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope he had a wank since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

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lucky man more like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

lucky man more like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkings safer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walking where? Everywhere is closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one yesterday. drive here now! After telling him I work for nhs! Bless him he wouldnt give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had one yesterday. drive here now! After telling him I work for nhs! Bless him he wouldnt give up "

I work in healthcare as well. Should I use that in my advantage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm yes I’d love to fuck now ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

Wanking a mile, wanking a mile, wanking a green mile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

Wanking a mile, wanking a mile, wanking a green mile..

Oh yea, definitely will be a safest option if I got the desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

Wanking a mile, wanking a mile, wanking a green mile..

Assuming an average endowment of six inches, that's 10,560 strokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

Wanking a mile, wanking a mile, wanking a green mile..

Assuming an average endowment of six inches, that's 10,560 strokes.

I feel for you, guys. Must be a hard job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking where? Everywhere is closed

I think he means wanking

I would never thought that

No way

Wanking a mile, wanking a mile, wanking a green mile..

Assuming an average endowment of six inches, that's 10,560 strokes.

I feel for you, guys. Must be a hard job."

I beg your pardon do you feel sorry for me or guys in general, coz I’m just fine for now, but I’ll follow your advise and wank if needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh Jessica lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

So where do I fit if you're saying guys then Jessica

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

So where do I fit if you're saying guys then Jessica

Alright, Sophie?

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By *racy_JacksWoman
over a year ago

Derby

According to the updates there’s a gang bang going on local to me today...

Also had someone that I met for a social a few weeks ago get in touch this morning wanting to meet and telling me ‘it’s all being blown out of proportion’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

Let’s give it all a miss.. and my apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

Let’s give it all a miss.. and my apologies."

It's all meant to be a bit of banter. No hard feelings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

Let’s give it all a miss.. and my apologies.

It's all meant to be a bit of banter. No hard feelings."

Not at all, hopefully you accept my apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

lucky man more like it

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everyone from my area I find them on threads now when I can go out typical lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

So where do I fit if you're saying guys then Jessica

Alright, Sophie?

You just carry on looking at my boobs and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

So where do I fit if you're saying guys then Jessica

Alright, Sophie?

You just carry on looking at my boobs and you'll be fine

Still waiting for that flat chest photo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I wrote guys.. Can't you read?

So where do I fit if you're saying guys then Jessica

Alright, Sophie?

You just carry on looking at my boobs and you'll be fine

Still waiting for that flat chest photo

Hahaa it's not impressive at all you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

lucky man more like it

everyone from my area I find them on threads now when I can go out typical lol"
it will be over one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

Lucky lady x

lucky man more like it

everyone from my area I find them on threads now when I can go out typical lol it will be over one day.

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I have some big juicy also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X"

You lucky lady I wish I had a randy person to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love one now !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo, and not to say how much I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do yes but also to cry and panic and eat all at the same time. Would that be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have thought he would be well fucked by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how this website will be on the day government says it’s safe environment. It won’t happen soon though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm settling for long distance fingerings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like us all would like a fuck right now. But I would rather be safe and healthy. Naughtiness can wait Thankfully I have a very horny randy hubby lol. X

You lucky lady I wish I had a randy person to play with"

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