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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?"

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

"

You can choose which shape

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

"

Shit!!! I've stockpiled that Fusili one. Is that one no good?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

"

I prefer shells as they hold sauce but it drops off bows

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noodles yes

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape"

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Haha hahaha

I've actually managed to turn this into a pasta thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili."

I’m not worth a lot am I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha hahaha

I've actually managed to turn this into a pasta thread "

Eh?

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili."

Damn I haven’t managed to get any pasta due to all of you lot it seems. I can offer hand gel tho?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Now I want pasta bows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

Damn I haven’t managed to get any pasta due to all of you lot it seems. I can offer hand gel tho? "

got some bogroll what your offering to trade

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

There are one or two profiles above that I'd part with my supply of pasta. I'd possibly even cook and add sauce if needed.

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’d give you some spaghetti. Would you suck it up ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are one or two profiles above that I'd part with my supply of pasta. I'd possibly even cook and add sauce if needed. "

God you’re a generous man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d give you some spaghetti. Would you suck it up ??"

Nah I’m not a huge fan of spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

Damn I haven’t managed to get any pasta due to all of you lot it seems. I can offer hand gel tho? got some bogroll what your offering to trade "

Don’t meet men, but I can give you a packet of pasta anyway, you can keep the precious toilet roll then, or use it to sweeten the deal when you can only offer one packet of pasta.

I’m feeling altruistic x

Viv c

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

I’m not worth a lot am I "

285g max... We'll, it's just one of those things. Supply and demand. There are women everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d give you some spaghetti. Would you suck it up ??

Nah I’m not a huge fan of spaghetti "

not a stir fry noodle instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

Damn I haven’t managed to get any pasta due to all of you lot it seems. I can offer hand gel tho? got some bogroll what your offering to trade

Don’t meet men, but I can give you a packet of pasta anyway, you can keep the precious toilet roll then, or use it to sweeten the deal when you can only offer one packet of pasta.

I’m feeling altruistic x

Viv c"

who said I wanted a meet lol hmm be wing women for me too find a lady friend and might through in some pasta sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

I’m not worth a lot am I

285g max... We'll, it's just one of those things. Supply and demand. There are women everywhere. "

Is that cooked or uncooked weight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

Damn I haven’t managed to get any pasta due to all of you lot it seems. I can offer hand gel tho? got some bogroll what your offering to trade

Don’t meet men, but I can give you a packet of pasta anyway, you can keep the precious toilet roll then, or use it to sweeten the deal when you can only offer one packet of pasta.

I’m feeling altruistic x

Viv cwho said I wanted a meet lol hmm be wing women for me too find a lady friend and might through in some pasta sauce "

Lol, absolutely no assumptions you wanted a meet, but had to point that out as even theoretically I don’t meet men, and you posted last, lol x Sadly I’m only wing woman on meets for us, but I’m sure with pasta, toilet roll and now the offer of pasta sauce, you can get any woman you want, and won’t need anyone to help you

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d give you seven big packs of butterfly shells x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything I’ve got

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

I’m not worth a lot am I

285g max... We'll, it's just one of those things. Supply and demand. There are women everywhere.

Is that cooked or uncooked weight?

"

Uncooked and dry. I'm happy to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the person above you worth, for a shag?

Just to confirm are we talking pasta shells or the pasta bows as it would make a huge difference

You can choose which shape

Thank god!

I'd give you 265g of Fusili.

I’m not worth a lot am I

285g max... We'll, it's just one of those things. Supply and demand. There are women everywhere.

Is that cooked or uncooked weight?

Uncooked and dry. I'm happy to say. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Everything I’ve got "

12 packets of Anne summers penis shaped pasta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything I’ve got "

Aw babe

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I dont eat pasta, its high in carbs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I dont eat pasta, its high in carbs"

I thought it was just horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything I’ve got

Aw babe "

4 macaroni bags

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