FabSwingers.com forum: First 5 ladies to messAge me will get an amazing surprise

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feeling generous tonight

First 5 ladies under 39 to message me

Will get an amazing surprise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I don't like surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to do my teeth

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Good job I don't like surprises"

You’re just jealous because you’re over 39!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm alright thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I don't like surprises

You’re just jealous because you’re over 39!

Or I'm glad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's bacon I don't want to know

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Are you going to do my teeth

We all know Dentists like putting a tool in your mouth.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Too bad I didn’t make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the surprise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so disappointed in not 38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With such a low age range I wish you all the best lol

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Good job I don't like surprises

You’re just jealous because you’re over 39!

Or I'm glad"

You’d be surprised if it wasn’t a dick pic but I bet you won’t lose sleep not knowing

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol waiting for the next age range...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it.. 10 years too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP how did I win? I haven’t messaged you

WHATS THE SURPRISE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks ladies will contact u xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks ladies will contact u xx"

I’m so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks ladies will contact u xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls"

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Lol waiting for the next age range...

Is this like Bruce Forsyth?? Higher, higher, lower, lower......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!"

How many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!

How many

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I messaged!"

What did you win? I might run one and the winner gets a can of sardines

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Feeling generous tonight

First 5 ladies under 39 to message me

Will get an amazing surprise xx"

Ohhhh age limits suck balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!

How many

79"

Oh thats not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol waiting for the next age range...

Is this like Bruce Forsyth?? Higher, higher, lower, lower......

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you don’t get 5 OP then I’ll message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!

How many

79"

Hahaha. This post cracks me up. Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!"

Like really really??

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Lol waiting for the next age range...

Is this like Bruce Forsyth?? Higher, higher, lower, lower......

On my wavelength!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me. You are giving out free toilet rolls

Ffs I had to suck cock to get toilet roll!

Like really really??

Yeah I had the shits yesterday and was running out of toilet roll very quickly. Popped my fab status up, and boom. 79 cocks sucked, 149 rolls of toilet paper and a baked potato later, I’m all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I messaged!

What did you win? I might run one and the winner gets a can of sardines "

I can’t say can I cos it would be disclosing a pm. It’s an action rather than an item.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Lol waiting for the next age range...

Is this like Bruce Forsyth?? Higher, higher, lower, lower......

On my wavelength!!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I messaged!

What did you win? I might run one and the winner gets a can of sardines

I can’t say can I cos it would be disclosing a pm. It’s an action rather than an item. "

Ahh ok. Like sucking cock for 79 toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh such a shame I'm too old. I was desperate to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

I’m 23. Am I not a real woman?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

I’m 23. Am I not a real woman?"

Fake lesbian obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

I’m 23. Am I not a real woman?"

No your a pretend one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

What!? So until you’re 40 you’re not a real woman?

Shakes head in disappointment.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

Ah don’t need to be under 39 to receive those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

What!? So until you’re 40 you’re not a real woman?

Shakes head in disappointment. "

Can I change it to cougar?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I know what it is you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have to do something about this virus.. people are getting crazy symptoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling generous tonight

First 5 ladies under 39 to message me

Will get an amazing surprise xx"

Haha what a charmer good job Your a dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'm tempted... Is it a good surprise ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shucks. I’m too old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'm tempted... Is it a good surprise ?

Different people are being offered different surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'd love a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Translated to "first 5 women under 39 (because I'm scared of a real woman) will receive an unsolicited dick pic as a surprise

Your welcome ladies

What!? So until you’re 40 you’re not a real woman?

Shakes head in disappointment. "

Of course. Didn’t you know that?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'd love a surprise

Cock or bum hole pic?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

He wants my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'm tempted... Is it a good surprise ?

Different people are being offered different surprises

Dread to think what mine might be

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'm tempted... Is it a good surprise ?

Different people are being offered different surprises

OK, I’ll send it now

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The majority of surprises in life are bad ones rather than good so maybe its best not to.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Shucks. I’m too old. "

Oldylonglegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wants my teeth

I'll raise and have all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies over 39 want a surprise then I’m your man

I'd love a surprise

Cock or bum hole pic?

I'm greedy both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shucks. I’m too old.

Oldylonglegs

Rub it in!

I’m missing out on a prize here.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"He wants my teeth

I'll raise and have all of you

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shucks. I’m too old.

Oldylonglegs

Rub it in!

I’m missing out on a prize here.

Take Mr Mystic up on his offer ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP do you know there’s sites available to you for the type of thing you’re offering the ‘winners’ ?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Thank god I'm not an actual lady or under 39......yay me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Feeling generous tonight

First 5 ladies under 39 to message me

Will get an amazing surprise xx"

Is it a scale and polish

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Shucks. I’m too old.

Oldylonglegs

Rub it in!

I’m missing out on a prize here.

Don’t worry, it’s not pasta or toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have already got lots of bags of pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shucks. I’m too old.

Oldylonglegs

Rub it in!

I’m missing out on a prize here.

Take Mr Mystic up on his offer ... "

I’m not over 39 either. Quite the pickle, this.

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