FabSwingers.com forum: Bars open!!!!

By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Im naked but wearing a face mask. Nutz are free, and freshly shaved. So what we having?????

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Spiced rum n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood orange gin and lemonade pls and a mouthful of nuts

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Just a lager plz

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

Whiskey

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

Sloe G&T please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of pink gin and a straw please

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Any body care to sit down with me.. a metre away of course

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Pint of wine, ta.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

This is excellent social distancing.

Please may I have a fruity cider. No nuts for me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A John Smiths for me grumpy 80 yr old dad. He can't quite grasp that the pubs are shut.

A double vodka and please..I need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any body care to sit down with me.. a metre away of course

Budge up

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T with a blood orange slice and handful of dry roasted nuts plz

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Any body care to sit down with me.. a metre away of course

Budge up

I’m squeezing in also

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

Champagne cocktail and a healthy handful of nuts please

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By *wmbranmikeMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

Good job I got my own bar lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Hi shede and cheeky ... how u both doing, u been up to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’d avoid nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar martini and a packet of pork scratchings. Got to love the pig snacks in a crisis.

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Double vodka and zero sugar red bull no ice please...

And salted nuts x

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Double vodka and zero sugar red bull no ice please...

And salted nuts x"

Care if I join u duck

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Large whisky and ginger ale please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Another double vodka for me. I'll just sit alone and people watch

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By *piphoneMan
over a year ago

across the universe

Carlsberg export please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large white wine please x

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Another double vodka for me. I'll just sit alone and people watch"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Landlord and some pork scratchings please

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By *jleedsCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Larger for me nd a g nd t for my sexy mrs pls and get your self one z

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

I have a raspberry gin and tonic pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of pink gin and a straw please

Haha whole bottle. Are there any doorman on here tonight?

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Spiced rum n "

Comin up

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sex on the beach cocktail "

Large one heading your way

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Blood orange gin and lemonade pls and a mouthful of nuts

Why of course.....

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Just a lager plz

Comin up

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Whiskey "

Triple it is!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sloe G&T please x"

With pleasure.....

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Bottle of pink gin and a straw please

Only the finest for ya

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pint of wine, ta."

2 pints you need to catch up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of bank's mild, I am easily pleased ??

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"This is excellent social distancing.

Please may I have a fruity cider. No nuts for me

Comin up!!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A John Smiths for me grumpy 80 yr old dad. He can't quite grasp that the pubs are shut.

A double vodka and please..I need it!"

Haha on its way!!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Pint of wine, ta.

2 pints you need to catch up!"

...this is a bloody great bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PInt of gin n bitter lemon with sliced lemons or iced fruit.

.. Less contacts asking for a pint... Purely for health n safety reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm a bit late, can I have a Snowball please!

(my mum's request)

Failing that, a small glass of Blue Nun. Cheers!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"G&T with a blood orange slice and handful of dry roasted nuts plz

with pleasure.......

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pornstar martini and a packet of pork scratchings. Got to love the pig snacks in a crisis."

yep you gotta. Comin up!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Double vodka and zero sugar red bull no ice please...

And salted nuts x"

comin up!! Enjoy!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Large whisky and ginger ale please

Extra large one comin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bottle of pink champagne, a bottle of rosé, a couple of vodka red bull with a little ice, a couple of jäger bombs and a couple if sambucas please

The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Another double vodka for me. I'll just sit alone and people watch"

Another comin up but you have to sit on my knee

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Carlsberg export please "

2 pints for ya!!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A large white wine please x "

A very large one for ya

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A pint of Landlord and some pork scratchings please"

Hahahahahahahah

Comin up

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Larger for me nd a g nd t for my sexy mrs pls and get your self one z"

Wow thanks. Youre the first to get me a drink. God bless you, there really are nice people on fab

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I have a raspberry gin and tonic pls

Very large one with pleasure

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

Proper scrumpy from.

Laycock Cider.

It's delicious.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pint of bank's mild, I am easily pleased ?? "

Not easy, it takes skills to pour a pint! Enjoy!!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Sex on the beach

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"PInt of gin n bitter lemon with sliced lemons or iced fruit.

.. Less contacts asking for a pint... Purely for health n safety reasons"

Got ya a couple of queen sized goblets. Enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine by the bucket full please

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Sex on the beach and yes to pork scratching and ready salted crisps. White coffee too.

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sorry I'm a bit late, can I have a Snowball please!

(my mum's request)

Failing that, a small glass of Blue Nun. Cheers! "

Youre getting both!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x

Viv x"

Large one on the rocks!!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll have a bottle of pink champagne, a bottle of rosé, a couple of vodka red bull with a little ice, a couple of jäger bombs and a couple if sambucas please

The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down

Thats not a big order. Thats a typical round. Enjoy!!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Proper scrumpy from.

Laycock Cider.

It's delicious. "

In a proper glass for ya!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sex on the beach"

Coming up!!!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Red wine by the bucket full please "

3 buckets coming up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x

Viv x

Large one on the rocks!!!"

Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha

Viv xx

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Sex on the beach and yes to pork scratching and ready salted crisps. White coffee too."

You got it all but no sand castles allowed on the beach......

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x

Viv x

Large one on the rocks!!!

Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha

Viv xx"

Its an honest pub. No one judges. Im naked for gods sake.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine by the bucket full please

3 buckets coming up......"

Thank you, that’s a great start lol

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

Can I start with a Mojito please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything alcoholic

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Can I start with a Mojito please. "

you can start with 2 ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww, thank you

"I'll have a bottle of pink champagne, a

bottle of rosé, a couple of vodka red bull with a little ice, a couple of jäger bombs and a couple if sambucas please

The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down

Thats not a big order. Thats a typical round. Enjoy!!!"

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Anything alcoholic

Me doused in alcohol comin up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x

Viv x

Large one on the rocks!!!

Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha

Viv xx

Its an honest pub. No one judges. Im naked for gods sake.......

I was averting my eyes tbh. I’m shy, haha x

Viv xx

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

"Can I start with a Mojito please.

you can start with 2 ......"

Even better thanks!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Just a plain gin and tonic here

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Amaretto and for me, large pinot for j

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Just a plain gin and tonic here

Well im gonna serve you in a very unplain way

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Amaretto and for me, large pinot for j

T "

Why of course. You guys deserve it. Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and please

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

I'll have a pint of dark fruits but I prefer salted nuts!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Malibu and please

Coming up!!

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I'll have a pint of dark fruits but I prefer salted nuts!

All to your desire approaching....

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

jd and please

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

"I'll have a pint of dark fruits but I prefer salted nuts!

All to your desire

approaching...."

Why thank you

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"jd and please"

Comin up

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