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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind...."

I'm far too d*unk to answer that tactfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say that the difference has been that noticable tbh... it's the smell that differs from woman to woman! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say that the difference has been that noticable tbh... it's the smell that differs from woman to woman! hehehe "

boke lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple at a club once.

She was tiny,lovely looking about 5' between 7.5-8st and dressed to kill.

What a disappointment when we started playing,she was like a human Tardis poor love!

Talk about a horses collar!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im fat but mine is tight apparently!! even after a 8 pound kid!! all those pelvic floors exercises must have worked!! either that or good orgasms have worked the muscles!! apologises for those of a nervous disposition that read that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say that the difference has been that noticable tbh... it's the smell that differs from woman to woman! hehehe

boke lol xx"

Can someone please tell me what this 'boke' means, seen it more than once now and still scratching mi head... assuming its similar to 'ewww'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boak or boalk or bolk is when u think u about to be sick that reflex!! guid scotch descriptive language!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just think its easier to reach a slimmer ladys minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats a load o pish if i ever heard it!! without bein crude... when the legs are open it all the same!! whether u got thunder thighs or skinny wee chicken legs a hot dog bap pussy or an all hang out one its once u inside if it like flingin a cig up an allie whether u fat thin or whatever if its no tight its no tight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just think its easier to reach a slimmer ladys minge "

I know a midwife who said the very same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boak or boalk or bolk is when u think u about to be sick that reflex!! guid scotch descriptive language!! x "

Ta...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anytime u need a translation just ask!! now go put the cloot ben the scullary wee chappie n gonnie gi that a by ya manky midden that yi ur or yi get a skelp on the lug....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boking at the fact you didnt understand 'oor patter' psml xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl, this has gotta be the worst thread ive read on here ,

u lot talk fuckin bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually i didnt mean u lot.... that was to the op ....

thinks i should go to bed now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all allowed an opinion!! freedom of speech enjoy it before they tax it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anytime u need a translation just ask!! now go put the cloot ben the scullary wee chappie n gonnie gi that a by ya manky midden that yi ur or yi get a skelp on the lug...."

Erm.... ..... yeah ..... I sure will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind...."

My friend is a size 6 ... tall and slim.

Do you think it's worth me asking her if we could hold our wedding anniversary party in her foo foo? If yes could you do the asking for me?

P.S. I practice first aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one place where the pounds have stayed away!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Fanny's are like any other muscle surely they fit to size, mine does anyways haha

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By *Y MAN n MECouple
over a year ago

FIFE


"well thats a load o pish if i ever heard it!! without bein crude... when the legs are open it all the same!! whether u got thunder thighs or skinny wee chicken legs a hot dog bap pussy or an all hang out one its once u inside if it like flingin a cig up an allie whether u fat thin or whatever if its no tight its no tight!!"

totally agree!!! just coz a fem is slim does not mean she's tight... think it depends alot on the intesity of the muscular orgasms...and boy can us big girls crush some cocks...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well thats a load o pish if i ever heard it!! without bein crude... when the legs are open it all the same!! whether u got thunder thighs or skinny wee chicken legs a hot dog bap pussy or an all hang out one its once u inside if it like flingin a cig up an allie whether u fat thin or whatever if its no tight its no tight!!

totally agree!!! just coz a fem is slim does not mean she's tight... think it depends alot on the intesity of the muscular orgasms...and boy can us big girls crush some cocks...lol

"

yup agree completely in a d*unken experiment one nite i tried the ping pong ball test n nearly cracked the window with the force it must be inside muscles that do the work!! i love science lol xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's "
dont have the time to do em, too busy shagging haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's "
isnt virginia in the US???

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's isnt virginia in the US??? "
you seem to have an 'I' i don't have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it....

Now i can look at all these slim gals and think

"haha bucket fanny"

Im as tite as a drum me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's "

I often catch Trace doing them,she'll be sat watching TV or whatever with a serious look on her face combined with a slight up and down of her body.

It tickles me to see the concentration she puts into it.

Mind you,I'm glad I have someone who pays attention to such things,even though it amuses me.

XXXX

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"is it not the fact that some women do pelvic floor exercise's thus improving their muscle tone in that area, and fella's if you do yours too you can improve the preformance of your errection too, justa thought on the whole issue of loose or tight virgina's

I often catch Trace doing them,she'll be sat watching TV or whatever with a serious look on her face combined with a slight up and down of her body.

It tickles me to see the concentration she puts into it.

Mind you,I'm glad I have someone who pays attention to such things,even though it amuses me.

XXXX"

good for her at least she knows the value of looking after such a nice part of her body, and probably she reaps the rewards too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y ou can debate pelvic floor exercises till the cow comes home.

When im stood at the bus stop tomorrow and that snotty nosed jumped up blonde skinny secretary comes bobbing along , wobbling in her high heels thinking she the dogs bollox...

Im gonna be thinking...

"bucket fanny"

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Y ou can debate pelvic floor exercises till the cow comes home.

When im stood at the bus stop tomorrow and that snotty nosed jumped up blonde skinny secretary comes bobbing along , wobbling in her high heels thinking she the dogs bollox...

Im gonna be thinking...

"bucket fanny" "
lmao thats so so cruel but also so so funny at the same time, just glad i wont be stood in the same bus cue, coz i'd be laughing even as she approached lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind...."

LOL - this is funny! I heard that men with 2 ears have massive cocks too! Slim women = large vaginas! Still laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind...."

Well if she struggled it was because the wind had got caught up in her "bucket fanny" and she turned into a kite ....

Thats a lot of wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind....

LOL - this is funny! I heard that men with 2 ears have massive cocks too! Slim women = large vaginas! Still laughing!"

Men with two ears ???

thought they all had two ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"In our experience slimmer women have larger vaginas does this mean people put weight on on the inside too? I once knew a slim woman who struggled to walk in a headwind....

LOL - this is funny! I heard that men with 2 ears have massive cocks too! Slim women = large vaginas! Still laughing!

Men with two ears ???

thought they all had two ? "

Yep - and that's my point!!! Doesn't prove a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh doh

still gonna think "bucket fanny" tomorrow at the bus stop though

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Ohhhhhh doh

still gonna think "bucket fanny" tomorrow at the bus stop though "
if you hear a wolf whistle ,,,, don't look around its probably just the wind passing through lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y ou can debate pelvic floor exercises till the cow comes home.

When im stood at the bus stop tomorrow and that snotty nosed jumped up blonde skinny secretary comes bobbing along , wobbling in her high heels thinking she the dogs bollox...

Im gonna be thinking...

"bucket fanny" "

haha

On the flip side you need to be careful. If you are shopping at wilkinsons for a bucket sometime and can't find where the hell they are you might ask a member of staff 'Where are your skinny blondes please?'.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

This thread really had made me laugh out loud!!!!

Thats like saying fatter men have fatter cocks,

Its all a load of pish.

HA HA HA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Given my original posting would it be safe to assume the skinny minnies would be preferred as drug mules??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh "bucket fannys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they dont waer slippers either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And they dont waer slippers either "

im with u peaches every one i pass the morn im gonna have a smirk on my face fatitude wins he he!!

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