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Toilet Paper Shortage Predictive Game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using.....

Press that middle button and see what it come up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I’m using the heating and air conditioning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used the shower head, you may not want to shower after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going canine and dragging myself across the lawn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use water folks. You will never go back to paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using my phone recharger

Fuzz

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m sliding down the bannister naked after a dump

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I ran out of toilet paper so I’m using my computer and now I’m going on my computer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I ran out of toilet paper so I’m using the bath now haha

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

I’m using my Bichon Frise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used the shower head, you may not want to shower after me "

Yulk

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using the time to reply to this email and any attachments is intended only for the foreseeable future I will be fine (hugging emoji)

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Am out of toilet roll so using the dream catchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using my head

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using my head

P"

You're not normally up yourself

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using the battery and charger for my laptop.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

I am out of toilet paper so using the internet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am out of toilet roll so using the dream catchers "

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using my head

P

You're not normally up yourself

Fuzz"

What can I say, Bs mahoosive man wang has stretched my fanny and now my head fits!

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using my head

P

You're not normally up yourself

Fuzz

What can I say, Bs mahoosive man wang has stretched my fanny and now my head fits!

P"

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

I ran out of toilet paper so am using the same thing that spoiled it.

Had to use the middle words to make a sentence

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I ran out of toilet paper so now I'm using the dog over the weekend and I have a very full tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out of toilet roll so I’m using my car

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using a little bit of both of them in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using a little bit of both of them in private "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out of toilet paper so I’m using my wand to get it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran out of toilet paper so now I'm using the dog over the weekend and I have a very full tummy

"

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Use the bidet ,it feels refreshing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I am using the same as a slave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran out of toilet paper so I am using the same as a slave "

Love it

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

I ran out of toilet paper so I'm using the same one as the one I sent you..

Okay....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using my pierced nipple to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I’m using the laundry.

Bugger, more bloody washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet roll so I'm using my body and it was a bit more expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran out of toilet paper so I'm using the same one as the one I sent you..

Okay.... "

Thought it smelt off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran out of toilet paper so I'm using the same one as the one I sent you..

Okay.... "

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over a year ago

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Other peoples used rusty old beans cans!

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over a year ago

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 27/03/20 20:18:05]

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Typo....

I ran out if toilet paper so am using the flow of my boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Typo....

I ran out if toilet paper so am using the flow of my boobies "

Sure why not

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over a year ago

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using more so needed a top up with the horn of Africa.

Makes perfect sense!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I ran out of toilet paper so I’m using my voice and I’m not looking for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using more so needed a top up with the horn of Africa.

Makes perfect sense!"

So does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using the same from the old one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using talk to you later today

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’m out of toilet paper ,,,,,

All my long sleeve shirts are now t-shirts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm out of toilet paper so I'm using the same from the old one ??"

Yulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So i've got my arse in the air in the hope that it will dry out naturally and eventually flake off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So i've got my arse in the air in the hope that it will dry out naturally and eventually flake off. "

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

.....A freshly stolen Van Gogh painting!!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m out of toilet roll so I’m using the cream of coconut milk

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out of toilet roll so using the laptop and having a good time

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