FabSwingers.com forum: Is Mr Mystique the Ultimate Dilf of Fab?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or am I missing some?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I commented on the other one so I will on this one ... he’s a great fella blummin funny as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x "

We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes I am. Now sit down take a ticket and I’ll be with you all in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dilf. In my head anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x

We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?

Definitely babs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I am. Now sit down take a ticket and I’ll be with you all in a bit

Like queuing for Salami at the deli counter!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x

We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?

Ooo hello boobs I mean babs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

He is rather yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re missing loads

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"He is rather yummy

Ticket number one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s not just him

I mean ... he’s alright

I guess

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x

We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?

Ooo hello boobs I mean babs

Hello

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"He is rather yummy

Ticket number one please

Ohhh come here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....what about me?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"You’re missing loads

Err no they’re not

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There’s not just him

I mean ... he’s alright

I guess"

Ticket number 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s not just him

I mean ... he’s alright

I guess

Ticket number 2 please

I’ll not be in a queue for you sunshine ....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There’s not just him

I mean ... he’s alright

I guess

Ticket number 2 please

I’ll not be in a queue for you sunshine ....

OK tickets 1 and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....what about me?!

You were the first person I thought of, but I forgot you were a dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s not just him

I mean ... he’s alright

I guess"

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

Feeling as deflated as a well-used whoopy cushion

Haha x

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

And I thought you only had eyes for me. Walks away gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He really revs my engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella "

What you after

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

If they’re better then they’re not a DILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x

We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?

Ooo hello boobs I mean babs

Look, here’s one

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ladies could always check me out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread

I will if I'm dilf enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread

You only have yourself to blame

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

Only cause you can’t have my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread

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I'd say i want to but I'd be a white knight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Apart from my good man S, obviously, Mystique is right down on my list - currently at no.53 out of 54

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q

Huffs off to B&Q.

.... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol

Err I’m on page 36 of hot mens pics on here I’ll have you known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q

Huffs off to B&Q.

.... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?!"

What on earth is SD’ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then there’s me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol

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you been sleeping again

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol

Err I’m on page 36 of hot mens pics on here I’ll have you known

Who u need a number 36 badge then

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol

you been sleeping again

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nope lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then there’s me haha

Hello Bob, you have my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is more my type of post. Definitely got a sexy body and is very much perv material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then there’s me haha

Hello Bob, you have my vote

Hello gorgeous and you will always have my vote

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

One for the wank bank

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

He's the best x

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Never spoke but have had a good old per today

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Never spoke but have had a good old per today

He funny

Witty

Charming and king.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Never spoke but have had a good old per today

He funny

Witty

Charming and king."

*kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby is a DILF who i always like to fuck...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?"

Dad I'd like to fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fit in this category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dad but that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here

He seems a nice fella

What you after

A wider age bracket

I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q

Huffs off to B&Q.

.... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?!

What on earth is SD’ing

Social Distancing.....

true story

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?"

You're definitely one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?"

. You’re too cute sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

You're definitely missing something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re missing loads

Err no they’re not

I beg to differ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

Probably ...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?

You're definitely one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I want to do him while listening to Marvin Gaye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye "
lets get it on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on?

Perfect choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on?

Perfect choice! "
or we're all sensitive people so much to give

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

You're definitely missing something. "

Thankfully it's not my sense of humour, this thread was started st the same time as the one about Annie, and yet it's been much slower to fill up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

You're definitely missing something.

Thankfully it's not my sense of humour, this thread was started st the same time as the one about Annie, and yet it's been much slower to fill up!

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i wonder why

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?

. You’re too cute sometimes

I honestly had no idea what it was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or am I missing some?

What's a dilf?"
Ah You my dear!

Oh wait you are a DIHF!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"He's the best x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on?

Perfect choice! "

I’d even let you make eye contact with me

But no holding hands cause that’s too gay

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Or am I missing some?

I'm a dad. Does anybody want to fuck me? If you do then you've missed at least one. Luke

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"He's the best x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Each to there own.

I'll get my coat and be off then.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sorry OP, He's alright I suppose but D is the ultimate Dilf on Fabs.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this one of them who’s popular threads?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

Just spat my drink out

He’ll get you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

Just spat my drink out

He’ll get you later

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did you not like your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to there own.

I'll get my coat and be off then."

Don't cry pp you are still a good friend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"is this one of them who’s popular threads?

Nah, he's not even popular. No one likes him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

You tell 'em Cheeky.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

But they’re not sexy eh?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

But they’re not sexy eh?

Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

But they’re not sexy eh?

Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too

Errr no there’s not

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever been called a DILF well not to my face anyways.....it’s something I would be proud of to be honest a very nice comp. x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

But they’re not sexy eh?

Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too

Errr no there’s not

Oh there are

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

You tell 'em Cheeky.....

I will

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

Me cause I’m worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...

You're my ultimate DILF bubba

Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

Me cause I’m worth it

Alright Mr L’Oréal

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...

You're my ultimate DILF bubba

Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft

Err second ultimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...

You're my ultimate DILF bubba

Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft

It doesn't mention that he is a Daddy on Wiki...Get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!

Oh dear

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!

Did you though?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

Me cause I’m worth it

You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!

Oh dear

Yes, but she was in her late twenties by then, and I was flattered to be approached by a pretty woman in a cafe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got called a Dilf by a meet on here, I had no idea of the term until then, it did make me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!

Did you though?

No I didn't. Probably should have though..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

Me cause I’m worth it

You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly

Would you suck my lolly though?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here

I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome

I’m stunning thank you very much

Says who

Me cause I’m worth it

You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly

Would you suck my lolly though? "

Only if it complies with social distancing rules

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