FabSwingers.com forum: funniest signs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I was driving when I saw a sign in a garage that made me chuckle.

It read any 3 cadburys STD bars £1.

Didn't realise you could get an STD from chocolate.

What have you seen that made you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picture floating around on the net that's of an NHS sign that reads 'Family Planning Clinic - Use rear entrance'

I've seen it loads and still giggle each time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A few weeks after 7/7 pinned to a backpack:

No need to freak - I'm a Sikh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving through Staffordshire the other day and passed a sign advertising the "Farmer's own seed."

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tescos welsh lady ass fudge is my fave at the moment

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Their use to be a local direction sign in Hull, that was for "mortuary sports centre"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was driving through Staffordshire the other day and passed a sign advertising the "Farmer's own seed."

C"
I could've sworn we were logged in under our couple account.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

saw one with "beware low flying planes on it" and a corner of the sign was missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I visit clients in hertfordshire, I visit a place called bushey. Again I giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dung for Sale! I always think shit price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a sign that read " home grown beef " the farmer mustve planted a coo lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I passed one of those flashing road signs this morning. The sign started flashing as I approached it which surprised me as I was the only one on that stretch at the time and I was in my tractor and pulling a trailer load of topsoil up hill at 7.6 mph!

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

We saw in a parent and toddler parking space today ' rent a toddler '.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Pub sign over here

Unsupervised Children will be given a free espresso a bag of candy and a puppy

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Road sign in Ireland KILL AHEAD!

It's a place name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a handwritten one one the door of my local pub that read: "Children and dogs welcome but must be on a lead"....!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"picture floating around on the net that's of an NHS sign that reads 'Family Planning Clinic - Use rear entrance'

I've seen it loads and still giggle each time "

That one is funny. It was at Northampton General Hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dumb one i saw was road sign that read "caution water on road when wet". Shit i never would have realised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actual sweets, Uncle Joe's Winter Nips and Uncle Joe's Minty Balls...they keep you all aglow!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Warning a bag of peanuts that 'this product may contain nuts'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone had wrote on the bottom of a toilet door at tebay services "Beware of limbo dancers"

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Today I was driving when I saw a sign in a garage that made me chuckle.

It read any 3 cadburys STD bars £1.

Didn't realise you could get an STD from chocolate.

What have you seen that made you laugh.

back in the day there used to be a slimming chocolate called AIDS for some strange reason people stopped buying it after the HIV/AIDS issue raised its head. wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a can of pussy energy drink..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

West Indian cock soup

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Motorway sign, sign not in use. Der

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

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