FabSwingers.com forum: Ffs just got kicked out of Tesco

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

They kicked you out for that . Disgusting behaviour. They should of been more upfront about the rest of the outfit ...thanks for the tip though

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

LMAO live it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

only you could have posted this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have VIP'd you instead x

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

First day at school I forgot my PE kit so had to do the lesson in just my pants.

I don't work at that school any more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have VIP'd you instead x"

What does a VIP membership get me?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'd have asked you to accompany me to the far corner , for a full body search to make sure you weren't a shoplifter.

I'm not a security guard just an interested amateur

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I said you bring sunshine to the forums, this made me giggle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger have I finally got to put some pants on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I said you bring sunshine to the forums, this made me giggle xx "

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have asked you to accompany me to the far corner , for a full body search to make sure you weren't a shoplifter.

I'm not a security guard just an interested amateur

I would have phoned the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

You are my new best friend in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!

You are my new best friend in my head

Yay!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still raging tbh

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'd have VIP'd you instead x

What does a VIP membership get me?"

Loo roll

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

That’s too funny! Lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

Well at least there wouldn't be a lot for them to take down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

Haha, I wouldn't of kicked you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!

Haha, I wouldn't of kicked you out

You’re a good soul. I just wanted to do my shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

Next time, wear Bondage Gear!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

This made me laugh out loud this morning. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!

This made me laugh out loud this morning. Thanks

Ever so welcome

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

So funny xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So funny xx"

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By *olinservingMan
over a year ago

wallasey

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"
pmsl! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because you just bought a large cucumber and some KY jelly as well innit? These are serious times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s because you just bought a large cucumber and some KY jelly as well innit? These are serious times.

I bought four cucumbers. Didn’t realise there was a one cucumber limit.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh Queeny , didnt you learn anything from 5 days ago .

You've done it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Queeny , didnt you learn anything from 5 days ago .

You've done it again

It was asda this time. Really wanted some doughnuts x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s because you just bought a large cucumber and some KY jelly as well innit? These are serious times.

It was just normal jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well done Tesco's.

I approve this.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"So obviously we’re only meant to be going out for essential reasons, right?

So we needed a few things from Tesco. Been to Morrisons twice this week and they had fuck all. So off to Tesco we go, shopping list in hand.

Was told as long as we wear gloves and a mask, we’d be alright. Right?!

Wrong.

As soon as we walked into Tesco we were kicked out, with the police being called if we returned.

Fucking fuming.

How was I to know to wear clothes as well?!"

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