FabSwingers.com forum: Day 79 without sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rolled around in a puddle so I knew what it was like to feel wet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slammed the brakes on the car just so the seat belt would hold me tighter me a little

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Played COD with a bunch of twelve year olds just so someone would call me a little bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licked the priests finger when he put communion in my mouth.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ate too much pasta just so I could feel stuffed again.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I slammed the brakes on the car just so the seat belt would hold me tighter me a little"

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on my lollipop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to get arrested just so a guy would cuff me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha these have made me giggle, thanks you lot for cheering me up lol

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Smashed my elbow with a claw hammer, so I could convulse uncontrollably, gasp, then swear at the top of my voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smashed my elbow with a claw hammer, so I could convulse uncontrollably, gasp, then swear at the top of my voice"

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked the priests finger when he put communion in my mouth."

That made me laugh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came purposely off my skateboard just to have raw chafed knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit on my lollipop."

That turned me on a lot more than it should have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Starbucks today just so I could hear someone shout my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit on my lollipop.

That turned me on a lot more than it should have"

Filth.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Licked the priests finger when he put communion in my mouth."

did you give him the eye as well Boldy? A quick wink?

Next time I go confession I’m taking the bread in my hand

I fear a flashback to your comment and I’m not taking any risks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit on my lollipop.

That turned me on a lot more than it should have

Filth."

Oooh say that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked the priests finger when he put communion in my mouth.

did you give him the eye as well Boldy? A quick wink?

Next time I go confession I’m taking the bread in my hand

I fear a flashback to your comment and I’m not taking any risks!!

D."

I did, then I said Amen

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

Let out a moan as i slid my bank card in the cash machine

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By *at1Man
over a year ago

bedford

"Licked the priests finger when he put communion in my mouth.

did you give him the eye as well Boldy? A quick wink?

Next time I go confession I’m taking the bread in my hand

I fear a flashback to your comment and I’m not taking any risks!!

I did, then I said Amen

Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mosquito bit me and I moaned a little

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sat down too long till my legs went numb and jelly like, just to remind myself how I walk after a good session and orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the cash machine and tried to withdraw £1000 to remind me what rejection feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shaved only one leg so when I’m lying in bed and my legs rub together it feels like I’m with a dude.

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By *mNaugghtyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I shaved only one leg so when I’m lying in bed and my legs rub together it feels like I’m with a dude."

funny you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to the cash machine and tried to withdraw £1000 to remind me what rejection feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plaited my pubic hair. Quite proud of myself.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Walked around in wet flip flops so I could remember the sound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got turned on when the waitress at subway asked if I wanted a 6 or 12 inch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walked around in wet flip flops so I could remember the sound..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tugged a little hard on my PA ring just to imitate pulsing throb

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Rolled around in a puddle so I knew what it was like to feel wet again "

I put my dick in an apple pie

A trick a learnt stay band camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolled around in a puddle so I knew what it was like to feel wet again

I put my dick in an apple pie

A trick a learnt stay band camp

Hope you let it cool down first

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I’m putting mayonnaise into condoms then throwing them in the bin so I can reminisce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m putting mayonnaise into condoms then throwing them in the bin so I can reminisce "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smacked my cat just so she’d scratch me

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

I text myself at 3am asking if i was still up

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"I shaved only one leg so when I’m lying in bed and my legs rub together it feels like I’m with a dude."

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I pissed the bed so I could remember what it was like to sleep in the wet patch..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I shaved only one leg so when I’m lying in bed and my legs rub together it feels like I’m with a dude."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dentist told me to spit and I swallowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called my partner a stupid dirty cunt as soon as she woke so she slapped me, to remind me what proper rejection is like

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I accidentally gagged on my toothbrush & my nipples got hard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me this is approximately day 6,455 so stop whining you beginner you

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

"I pissed the bed so I could remember what it was like to sleep in the wet patch.."

I usually ended up on the wet patch side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Played COD with a bunch of twelve year olds just so someone would call me a little bitch"
Kinky good girl

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I accidentally gagged on my toothbrush & my nipples got hard.."

I do this most mornings

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I accidentally gagged on my toothbrush & my nipples got hard..

I do this most mornings

If you do it most mornings it’s not accidental you’re regularly deepthroating your tooth brush there love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said "Who's a good girl" whilst walking their dog & I said "Me Daddy"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Swapped my bog roll for lube so I can wank with feeling wet

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Someone said "Who's a good girl" whilst walking their dog & I said "Me Daddy""

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Played COD with a bunch of twelve year olds just so someone would call me a little bitch"

Hahahhah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dentist told me to spit and I swallowed."

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Rolled around in a puddle so I knew what it was like to feel wet again "

We must of last has sex on the same day

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