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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Children are like farts....you can stand your own but not other peoples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are from Mars, women are from Godiva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's just not cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold as a witches tit! By the mighty famous mighty "Fuckfun1000" philosopher and piss artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog's for life not just for Christmas" R.S.P.C.A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""A dog's for life not just for Christmas" R.S.P.C.A "

On a similar vein.....

"A dog is not just for Christmass, with a little thought and preparation, you can make the leftovers last untill New Year......"

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

an eye for an eye will make the world blind GHANDI

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

In america first you get the money. then you get the power, then you get the women,

Tony Montana

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"I am the machine that reveals the world to you as only I alone am able to see it." - Dziga Vertov

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was so scared, he was shitting fairy lights- My nan. God knows where she got the saying from, but she insisted it was in common use!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""A dog's for life not just for Christmas" R.S.P.C.A

On a similar vein.....

"A dog is not just for Christmass, with a little thought and preparation, you can make the leftovers last untill New Year......""

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get the correct quote...

From Shirley Valentine:

"I promise I don't try to make a fuck with you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the correct quote...

From Shirley Valentine:

"I promise I don't try to make a fuck with you""
Auch why not?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's no use, crying over spilt milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not you, its me - every ex there's ever been!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread will run untill the end" The Mighty Fuckfun1000

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Faster that a speeding bullet!

" you have cum already"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wings are like a shield of steel" BATFINK

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

'A hard man is good to find'

'A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. '

Mae West

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I have nothing to declare but my genius Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your good and hard! Good for fuck all and hard too listen too!" My last boss

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Sex is like snow, You never know how many inches you're going to get,

or how long it will last."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he fell into a barrel of cocks he would come up sucking a tit.

Its all mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter.

Life is like a pubic hair on the edge of a toilet seat. Sometimes you get pissed on sometime you get pissed off, but either way you always end up in the shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we can send one man to the moon why can't we send them all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex is evil

evil is sin

sin is forgiven

so get stuck in

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the Lipstick off your Dipstick...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Rome wasnt built in a day,

I don't know, I wasnt on that Job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change must come down the barrel of a gun

chairman mao tse tung PROC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolling stone gather's no moss, but not half has a lot a wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)

also

Im not a smart man but I know what love is

The immortal Forrest Gump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My wings are like a shield of steel" BATFINK "

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

An orgasm a day,

keeps the doctor away!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Second place first loser

I do not mind dying just do not want to be there when it happens.

If at first you don't succeed you lose.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"My wife is a sex object - everytime I ask for sex, she objects!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" The mighty Muhamud Ali

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

It's all about mind over matter, they don't mind and we don't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yahba Dabah Dooo!" The bedrocker Fred Flintstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gedovva ya fucking twat! How much road d'ya need ya fucking fuckwit!! Me yesterday

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just what is it that you wanna do. We wanna get loaded and have a good time" Primal Scream (I hope )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!

I love that quote.

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

lifes a bitch...but it'd be a lot easier if it was a slag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your simply the best" Tina turner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As welcome as a fart in a space suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can knock me down but the padding on my arse will make me bounce back up again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!

I love that quote. "
"Sweating like a weight watcher in a cake shop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST "

Even though Muhammed Ali was arrogant and cocky he was very classy with it. One of my fave Ali quotes "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize"

This in contrast to our very own David Haye (on his fight with Audley Harrison) "As one sided as gang rape"

Real classy David, real classy.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST

Even though Muhammed Ali was arrogant and cocky he was very classy with it. One of my fave Ali quotes "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize"

This in contrast to our very own David Haye (on his fight with Audley Harrison) "As one sided as gang rape"

Real classy David, real classy............. "
pure class and a true Warrior! "As one sided as a highland road" The Mighty Fuckfun1000

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

the secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake it youve got it made. - Groucho Marx

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If you think nine inches is average,

You have been spoilt!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"There are Angels and Arseholes everywhere, only the faces change!"

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes a bed of roses just look out for the pricks.

Famous historical quotes

What fucking Indians ... Custer

Shudup n let the woman drive how she wants .. Last words from the space shuttle

My epitaph .... Told u I was ill

It was the partying that killed him .... No his heart stopped duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports Quotes!

If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......

The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lifes a bitch

then you marry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only 2 certainties in life are you will pay taxes and die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two thousand squids to do up a small bathroom.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sports Quotes!

If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......

The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie....."

"You lads line up alphabetically by height." - Archie Knox, ex Rangers assistant manager.

"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent." - Bryan Robson, Man Utd.

Richard Keys: "Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?"

Roy Evans: " You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard."

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - Tom Ferrie

"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio." - Gerry Francis

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce

"He's a lad that gets up at 6 o'clock every morning regardless of what time it is." - Mo Boreham, ex Sheff Utd coach.

"We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Jock Brown - Celtic General Manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simple not giving the kiss the attention it deserves - Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sports Quotes!

If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......

The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie....."
Lillee bowled Dilley caught Willie

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"Sports Quotes!

If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......

The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie.....

"You lads line up alphabetically by height." - Archie Knox, ex Rangers assistant manager.

"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent." - Bryan Robson, Man Utd.

Richard Keys: "Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?"

Roy Evans: " You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard."

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - Tom Ferrie

"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio." - Gerry Francis

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce

"He's a lad that gets up at 6 o'clock every morning regardless of what time it is." - Mo Boreham, ex Sheff Utd coach.

"We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Jock Brown - Celtic General Manager

"

When Ally McCoist came back to rangers the manager said right on you go and if you get us a quick goal I'll pull you off at half time......."Thats great boss we only got half an orange at Sunderland"....

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

I wouldnt say im the greatest manager in the world but im in the top 1 CLOUGH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your not going to nail me on there are you?" Jesus of Nazareth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what fuckin gun ..... john lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho we're goin too Ibiza" The Venga Boys

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

mmm nice sandwich, Mama Kas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ICEBERG" Captain of the Titanic

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Saint Augustine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General George S Patton, whe asked what should be done with the Soviets in Germany following the ceasation of hostilities in 1945

"Round 'em up, put 'em in a field and Bomb the Bastards!"

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

i will hit you so hard your mother will feel it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"General George S Patton, whe asked what should be done with the Soviets in Germany following the ceasation of hostilities in 1945

"Round 'em up, put 'em in a field and Bomb the Bastards!"

"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHDBL7CNA4

PURE GENIUS

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST "

great quote from one of the greatest if not the greatest boxers ever

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Its not you, its me - every ex there's ever been! "

It's not me, it's you......every ex of mine

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.....Mark Twain

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)

also

Im not a smart man but I know what love is

The immortal Forrest Gump."

this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)

also

Im not a smart man but I know what love is

The immortal Forrest Gump.

this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol "

I actually decided to cut the quote short so I could add the brackets to relate it to swinging.....but as forrest says...... stupid is as stupid does

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

there is no blue without yellow and orange [vincent vangough]

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over a year ago


"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)

also

Im not a smart man but I know what love is

The immortal Forrest Gump.

this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol "
Not American ones............ (I Know this as I said much the same thing to a friend of mine. She brought me a box of chocolates back from New York and, sure enough, no card......)

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

I refuse to join any club that would accept me as member. Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"

One of the Marx bros, probably Graucho ?

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By *amsohotWoman
over a year ago

Inner London

I love these quotes

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)

also

Im not a smart man but I know what love is

The immortal Forrest Gump.

this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of

chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol Not American

ones............ (I Know this as I said much the same thing to a friend of mine. She brought me a box of

chocolates back from New York and, sure enough, no card......)"

That's why I said most not all ha ha, didn't want to be thought of as being as stupid as the quote, but it is a good film lol

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're pissed off because you've been pissed on! "

oh i dont mind being pissed on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice lads come no-where ..... bastards come on your tits!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

by george best........ “I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted”

by Eleanor Roosevelt..............“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a brave man who first ate an oyster" - Jonathan Swift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitchen pickers wear bigger knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya dammed if you do and dammed if you dont

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what will be will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always in trouble just the depth changes

(this is me to t)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna kick you so hard up the arse when you come down you will have frostbite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna kick you so hard up the arse when you come down you will have frostbite

"

thats a good one

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level, it's cheaper - Quentin Crisp

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair - Dorothy Parker

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Monogamy has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error ........

Or sommat like that........

Bertrand Russell

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute "

That's one of my Mam's faves to me as a naughty kid, often followed by "I'm going to slap your backside till your nose bleeds buttermilk"

Also, if any of us were snivelling over some perceived injustice we'd often get "Come here, I'll give you something to cry about" followed by a crack round the legs....

At **coughs** 39, do you reckon it's too late to sue for child abuse????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired of sliding down the razors edge of my frustration...... Roy Harper

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

To err is human, to forgive divine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're giving my arse the toothache

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