FabSwingers.com forum: Mr. Bants Appreciation..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wants wife material, his requirements are: She cooks, loves her ring played with and he said in token for her love for cooking and giving her backdoors TLC, he will buy diamonds and even get on one knee

Would you let Mr. Bants play with your rear bumper? And what would you cook him? Leave him a compliment, send him a message, Fab his pics or say something stupid as we do love abit of silly here or take the piss out of him as he appreciates that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if I get the diamonds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You two would make a good couple I agree

"Maybe if I get the diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe if I get the diamonds

Happy to join for the diamonds too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure he will negotiate the offer, as long as you cook a good steak and give a sloppy BJ, the diamonds would come I would of thought

"Maybe if I get the diamonds

Happy to join for the diamonds too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a shame the women on fab are only good for fucking and not much else

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

He knows I love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds comes first please

"I'm sure he will negotiate the offer, as long as you cook a good steak and give a sloppy BJ, the diamonds would come I would of thought

Maybe if I get the diamonds

Happy to join for the diamonds too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will let Mr. Bants answer that, that's more his area of expertise, I don't get involved with the politics of this

"It’s a shame the women on fab are only good for fucking and not much else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can have it all for free from me!!!

Such a beautiful man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who doesn't love Mr. Bants? He is pretty amazing, he's Fabs Channing

"He knows I love him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes Mr. Bants he wants the diamonds first, come on!

"Diamonds comes first please

I'm sure he will negotiate the offer, as long as you cook a good steak and give a sloppy BJ, the diamonds would come I would of thought

Maybe if I get the diamonds

Happy to join for the diamonds too

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m tempted - I hate my ass being touched but can cook Thai and Indian and have developed bit of diamond addiction in Dubai the last few years - I need a 1.5ct VS1 to completely a collection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is a beautiful man I agree, and I have seen the whole of him and he is picture perfect, send him a message he will appreciate it

"He can have it all for free from me!!!

Such a beautiful man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he have pasta?..I don’t like diamonds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Come on Mr. Bants he cooks a good Thai

He's a winner! Get those diamonds out

"I’m tempted - I hate my ass being touched but can cook Thai and Indian and have developed bit of diamond addiction in Dubai the last few years - I need a 1.5ct VS1 to completely a collection. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha You could sell the diamonds and buy a life time supply of pasta and have both, or has my gold digger side activated?

Mr. Bants can we have a swap deal here for pasta for diamonds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He knows I love him

Ahhh baby... but you're already married!

Haha...check me having my own thread!!

Cheers Carmen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can have it all for free from me!!!

Such a beautiful man!

Hahaha...thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha You're welcome you scallywag

"He knows I love him

Ahhh baby... but you're already married!

Haha...check me having my own thread!!

Cheers Carmen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach he's alright I suppose...if you like that kind of ridiculously good looking, funny, nice thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha He's on his toy at the moment, riding his bike looking like something off StarWars, he said he's Jax from The Anarchy whoever that is

I just like pointing and laughing at him

"Ach he's alright I suppose...if you like that kind of ridiculously good looking, funny, nice thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ach he's alright I suppose...if you like that kind of ridiculously good looking, funny, nice thing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Depends on the size of the package!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

"Depends on the size of the package! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

Depends on the size of the package! "

Average! Just over 6"

Nothing spectacular unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a shame the women on fab are only good for fucking and not much else

Not true - some are excellent arguments too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

Depends on the size of the package!

Average! Just over 6"

Nothing spectacular unfortunately

Wide though, I heard

Haha.

You seem like a jolly decent fella, Mr B, from what I can form having spent a few days perusing the forums (I mean working!).

Not reacharound material though

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

Depends on the size of the package!

Average! Just over 6"

Nothing spectacular unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

Depends on the size of the package!

Average! Just over 6"

Nothing spectacular unfortunately

I've been told it's a nice looking cock! Pictures can be sent on request!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

2 pear shaped blue lab grown diamonds and I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he wants to move closer, and buy me a ring, we can talk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooooooo, Mr. Bants

"If he wants to move closer, and buy me a ring, we can talk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A offer you can't refuse Mr. Bants

"2 pear shaped blue lab grown diamonds and I'm yours."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should maybe add another selling point here....

I dont like football.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I should maybe add another selling point here....

I dont like football.

Nor do I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a Scottish accent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a Scottish accent?"

Yip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a Scottish accent?

Yip

And you were so pretty

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"I should maybe add another selling point here....

I dont like football.

I don't like football either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a Scottish accent?

Yip

And you were so pretty

Haha...gee thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a Scottish accent?

Yip

And you were so pretty

I sense disappointment here ha ha I'm howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks good in grey joggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks good in grey joggers!

I'll wear them more often!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The grey joggers are popular, I've seen quite a few comments on grey joggers

"Looks good in grey joggers!

I'll wear them more often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks good in grey joggers!

I'll wear them more often!

Yessssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a shame the women on fab are only good for fucking and not much else

You're forgetting cooking, hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr. Bants do what you're told and wear grey joggers more please

"Looks good in grey joggers!

I'll wear them more often!

Yessssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks good in grey joggers!

And without!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I haven't seen it

Mr. Bants how big is your sausage?

Depends on the size of the package!

Average! Just over 6"

Nothing spectacular unfortunately

Clearly those pics were taken from a very forgiving angle then

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry I’m a crap cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m a crap cook

Well its not a must...you can be forgiven and we ca use Just Eat!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Sorry I’m a crap cook

Well its not a must...you can be forgiven and we ca use Just Eat!

Perfect x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yesssss Mr. Bants do what you're told, without

"Looks good in grey joggers!

And without!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesssss Mr. Bants do what you're told, without

Looks good in grey joggers!

And without!

I'm gonna start taking a lot more pictures when I get back to work. Loads of free time in my wee cabin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesssss Mr. Bants do what you're told, without

Looks good in grey joggers!

And without!

I'm gonna start taking a lot more pictures when I get back to work. Loads of free time in my wee cabin!

You're in demand nowww, ladies are expecting it

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