FabSwingers.com forum: My ideal woman !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you really want to know what my ideal woman is ( and I'm sure you dont ) then watch Yes Man on Netflix .

Zooey Deschanel in that film

, looks , personality, kookiness, outlook on life .

If you pick a character from a film that's your ideal partner , who is it and why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer Aniston in Along Came Polly is just perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you really want to know what my ideal woman is ( and I'm sure you dont ) then watch Yes Man on Netflix .

Zooey Deschanel in that film

, looks , personality, kookiness, outlook on life .

If you pick a character from a film that's your ideal partner , who is it and why ??"
atomic blonde because she brings new meaning to iced baths, bruises and bisexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimi in Mexican Narcos. Shes attractive, smart, ballsey, intelligent, sexy, wears floaty dresses and has such a sexy southern / Texas drawl.

She also rides and shot at the baddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Chris Hemsworth...no words needed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Chris Hemsworth...no words needed "

I dont think you are alone in the female world with that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !"

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jennifer Aniston in Along Came Polly is just perfection

Shes ok I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !! "

I liked her in Cloverfield

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !! "

I'm used to it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

I liked her in Cloverfield"
Now I must know her then as I love that film , which character is she ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !"
just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in the marvel films...very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denzel Washington, his son John Washington and Idris Elba. They haven't all starred in the same film yet but that can easily be arranged once I find my tripod

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

I liked her in Cloverfield"

Omg I've just checked , shes Marlena , I fucking loved her in that film , I like her character in Hot Tub Time Machine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

I liked her in Cloverfield Now I must know her then as I love that film , which character is she ??"

Can't remember her name but shes the one that gets bit who the cameraman fancies

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By *ur amoureuxMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Radio DJ Alice Levine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

I liked her in Cloverfield

Omg I've just checked , shes Marlena , I fucking loved her in that film , I like her character in Hot Tub Time Machine too

Marlena, thats the one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !

Never heard of her sorry

. Will research

You are disappointing me dude !!

I liked her in Cloverfield

Omg I've just checked , shes Marlena , I fucking loved her in that film , I like her character in Hot Tub Time Machine too

Marlena, thats the one"

She made that film, best actor in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mila Cunis in Friends With Benefits please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mila Cunis in Friends With Benefits please

Fuck yes , she is amazing , some great choices here I must say

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Dawn French (Funny)

Miranda Hart (also funny)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dawn French (Funny)

Miranda Hart (also funny)"

Dawn French

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My ideal woman comes in a can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Ooooft.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Ooooft. "

Even as a guy , I couldn't say no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My ideal woman comes in a can "

Tin-a Turner ??

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My ideal woman comes in a can

Tin-a Turner ??"

Nope Gill Ette - the best a man Can get

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Jennifer Lawrence in the X- Men films bright blue naked shapeshifter so when fancy a change she can turn into Charlize Theron...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Tom Hardy swoon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tom Hardy swoon

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I'm close , I'm more Oliver Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Stone in zombieland

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Peter Quill guardians of the galaxy, my kind of geeky mixture

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peter Quill guardians of the galaxy, my kind of geeky mixture

Dont know who he is sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebecca Ferguson in mission impossible.

Marion Cotillard has that mysterious look I like, in all her movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peter Quill guardians of the galaxy, my kind of geeky mixture

Dont know who he is sorry

Chris Pratt. He's in the Jurassic world films

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

OP you have great taste in women, she beautiful!

My ideal man is a combination of Chris Hemsworth, Jason Statham, David Gandy and Fred off of First Dates

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"OP you have great taste in women, she beautiful!

My ideal man is a combination of Chris Hemsworth, Jason Statham, David Gandy and Fred off of First Dates

Not too fussy then , and thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessica Alba in Into The Blue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jessica Alba in Into The Blue"

Yeah shes nice , not quite Zooey standard , but nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you very little time !"
well you are useful sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you very little time !well you are useful sometimes

True dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was your ideal woman?

I’m reporting you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you very little time you extremely handsome man you!well you are useful sometimes

True dat"
it is I'm guessing you're off work are you meant to be working from home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you very little time you extremely handsome man you!well you are useful sometimes

True datit is I'm guessing you're off work are you meant to be working from home?

I am at work actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zach McGowan as Charles Vane in black sails- I had such vivid sex dreams about that character, and I very, very rarely have them.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Parveen babi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizzy Caplan in master of sex ! I fell in love with her character !just realised where annie wilkes got her name from

It took you very little time you extremely handsome man you!well you are useful sometimes

True datit is I'm guessing you're off work are you meant to be working from home?

I am at work actually "
really theirs something intrinsically wrong with getting paid to be here

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Thor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela anderson in baywatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like her boyfriend Nick in New Girl actually. Or Rob Delaney in Catastrophe.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Zach McGowan as Charles Vane in black sails- I had such vivid sex dreams about that character, and I very, very rarely have them."

On my word, what a body he has

Thanks for bringing him to my attention!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I thought I was your ideal woman?

I’m reporting you"

sorry , you are a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zach McGowan as Charles Vane in black sails- I had such vivid sex dreams about that character, and I very, very rarely have them.

On my word, what a body he has

Thanks for bringing him to my attention!"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you really want to know what my ideal woman is ( and I'm sure you dont ) then watch Yes Man on Netflix .

Zooey Deschanel in that film

, looks , personality, kookiness, outlook on life .

If you pick a character from a film that's your ideal partner , who is it and why ??"

Just watching Yes Man now.

And you're right. I change my answer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

has fanny , is willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has fanny , is willing "
pic or its not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hoping to find someone like that on this site? Might have a long wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you hoping to find someone like that on this site? Might have a long wait!

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at least a year I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you hoping to find someone like that on this site? Might have a long wait!

at least a year I'd say

Your optimistic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 women on my list.

One id submit too

. Its Lucy Lawless (Zena) shes sexy and a body to die for plus her character is Dominant.

The second is Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) again absolutely stunning and so beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you hoping to find someone like that on this site? Might have a long wait!

at least a year I'd say

Your optimistic ! "
well someone has to be I'm stock piling condoms as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you hoping to find someone like that on this site? Might have a long wait!

at least a year I'd say

Your optimistic ! well someone has to be I'm stock piling condoms as we speak

What ready for the coming out party! Anti viral nights all round!

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By *rBearFuxMan
over a year ago

usk

Gwynneth Paltrow or Charlize Theron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just gotta be Charlize Theron..in any movie ..sweet lord .. unbelievably beautiful...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"If you really want to know what my ideal woman is ( and I'm sure you dont ) then watch Yes Man on Netflix .

Zooey Deschanel in that film

, looks , personality, kookiness, outlook on life .

If you pick a character from a film that's your ideal partner , who is it and why ??"

Yeah she’s perfect and it’s a great film too. Sellotape scene always cracks me up too

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm the perfect woman, I can wash clean and fix the car xxx

(Only joking) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 women on my list.

One id submit too

. Its Lucy Lawless (Zena) shes sexy and a body to die for plus her character is Dominant.

The second is Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) again absolutely stunning and so beautiful."

Gal Gadot has the best legs in the world. Fact

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Chris Hemsworth...no words needed "

Same.. Need to join the 6ft social distancing queue of a million other women in the world. His wife a sexy Spanish actress and older than him... Very lucky woman to wake up next to him... Hummm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin Farrell in pretty much anything. Do like him in the remake of Fright Night though. Sure he’s ugly as a vampire, but when he’s not in prosthetics he’s just so dominant, oozes sex appeal...and this bloody isolation better be over soon...I have needs!! Haha x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sienna miller in layer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 women on my list.

One id submit too

. Its Lucy Lawless (Zena) shes sexy and a body to die for plus her character is Dominant.

The second is Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) again absolutely stunning and so beautiful.

Gal Gadot has the best legs in the world. Fact"

Yes I agree, shes perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss piggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liev Shrieber as Ray Donovan

Alexander Skarsgard as Eric in True Blood

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Hugh jackman, think film was called Australia; with Nicole kidman. OMG would spend the rest of my life in bed with him. HOT HOT HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

charlize theron omg

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you really want to know what my ideal woman is ( and I'm sure you dont ) then watch Yes Man on Netflix .

Zooey Deschanel in that film

, looks , personality, kookiness, outlook on life .

If you pick a character from a film that's your ideal partner , who is it and why ??

Just watching Yes Man now.

And you're right. I change my answer

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if she breathes is gorgeous, has a sense of humour, has a zest for life, has outdoor hobbies and likes me then she will do

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