FabSwingers.com forum: How much money would you lose

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

47p?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

€2.59

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"47p?"

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"€2.59"

Getting better

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)"

Checked in my purse....

I have £3-79 in cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Checked in my purse....

I have £3-79 in cash

You're winning so far

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"47p?

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering' "

I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"47p?

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'

I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too"

You're still not highest offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money I am happy to lose?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Money I am happy to lose?!?

"Lose"

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"47p?

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'

I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too"

I don't have a lollipop stick but I do have a chocolate bar wrapper.....

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By *uicylucy19Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 buttons and a packet of smarties?

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By *uicylucy19Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Half a bag of pasta and a brand new roll of Andrex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?"

Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 buttons and a packet of smarties?"

Smarties aren't the same since they got rid of the blue ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half a bag of pasta and a brand new roll of Andrex?"

Ooh now were talking. Loo roll and pasta!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

You can have my euro trolley coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have about 50p or thereabouts. You can have a loo roll?

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)"

Little did you know, you had started an auction

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?

Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here "

You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind

Mrs

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By *uicylucy19Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Half a bag of pasta and a brand new roll of Andrex?

Ooh now were talking. Loo roll and pasta!

Not any old loo roll either. Posh gear...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have my euro trolley coin

I'll see what the exchange rate is like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only have about 50p or thereabouts. You can have a loo roll? "

I dont even think you're trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Little did you know, you had started an auction

I knew what I was doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?

Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here

You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind

Mrs"

You've already been out bid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half a bag of pasta and a brand new roll of Andrex?

Ooh now were talking. Loo roll and pasta!

Not any old loo roll either. Posh gear..."

Gear? Cocaine laced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the money at the back of my sofa

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t pay someone cash for sex but I’d buy them some treats and snacks.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?

Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here

You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind

Mrs

You've already been out bid

Damn

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"47p?

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'

I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too

You're still not highest offer "

Highest might not be best!

It probably is better than what I'm offering though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the money at the back of my sofa"

Count it and get back to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

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How big is the frying pan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t pay someone cash for sex but I’d buy them some treats and snacks. "

Snacks dont pay rent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?

Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here

You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind

Mrs

You've already been out bid

Damn

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"47p?

Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'

I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too

You're still not highest offer

Highest might not be best!

It probably is better than what I'm offering though

Times are hard

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

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How big is the frying pan?"

It's black and 12 inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

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How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches "

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Whatever I robbed from your pockets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever I robbed from your pockets

I never expected to get that back

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

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How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

***

How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make. "

Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.

How much are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.

If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.

If you clean the windows too I'll give you that. "

A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

I have A purse full of 1ps and 2ps there might be the odd 5p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have A purse full of 1ps and 2ps there might be the odd 5p

Count them and let me know. I have a change jar

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

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How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.

Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.

How much are you offering?"

You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.

If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.

A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place"

That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)"

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.

If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.

A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place

That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then! "

Rogering and window cleaning are two different things

Jesus poppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Nowt"

You can always have me for free my love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

***

How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.

Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.

How much are you offering?

You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok "

.....love jelly babies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Nowt

You can always have me for free my love "

Can I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.

*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in

***

How big is the frying pan?

It's black and 12 inches

Did I spell frying pan wrong?

Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.

Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.

How much are you offering?

You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok

.....love jelly babies

not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Nowt

You can always have me for free my love

Can I?"

Always

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)

Nowt

You can always have me for free my love

Can I?

Always"

When?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.

If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.

A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place

That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then!

Rogering and window cleaning are two different things

Jesus poppy

Well I know that. I learnt that lesson when I got arrested with my squeegee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my Boots card, rhubarb and custard sweet and lipbalm

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

A packet of mini cheddars and the change ive got in my purse which is probably around 80p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 toilet roll .

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If you bought some food as well I could probably go for a fiver

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

1p .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think you all need to up your game here

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

D."

Wanna go halves?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

D."

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

Wanna go halves?"

Top half or bottom?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

On my kitchen side is 10p, a paperclip, a wipeboard marker (blue), some supermarket vouchers that came through the door and a box of coffee capsules that don't fit my machine. I'd happily lose that lot - it would be like someone tidying up (instead of thieving)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how much money would I leave you?

Fuck off. None.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I've got a big bottle of hand sanitizer on offer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

Wanna go halves?

Top half or bottom?

D."

Your paying, your choice

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"So how much money would I leave you?

Fuck off. None. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave you a bill. You'd owe me.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

Wanna go halves?

Top half or bottom?

Your paying, your choice

Hang on!! It’s MY tenner??

In that case, you any good with a camera?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

Wanna go halves?

Top half or bottom?

Your paying, your choice

Hang on!! It’s MY tenner??

In that case, you any good with a camera?

D."

I thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd leave you a bill. You'd owe me. "

Ha! Don't flatter yourself honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how much money would I leave you?

Fuck off. None. "

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo said a tenner!

But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!

Wanna go halves?

Top half or bottom?

Your paying, your choice

Hang on!! It’s MY tenner??

In that case, you any good with a camera?

I thought you'd never ask

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

There’s about £500 on the corner of our kitchen unit I think. By all means help yourself Prince, buy a toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d leave you a loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how much money would I leave you?

Fuck off. None.

I’m skint m8

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

£600

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Plus 3p tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s about £500 on the corner of our kitchen unit I think. By all means help yourself Prince, buy a toilet roll. "

This is my kind of offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plus 3p tip"

I better get that 3p!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Plus 3p tip

I better get that 3p!"

You will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet roll, you're not wiping your cock on My curtains!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

10p per minute

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"10p per minute"

He lasts 3 seconds

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"10p per minute

He lasts 3 seconds"

I'll have to see if my grandparents still have some half pennies knocking around then.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"10p per minute

He lasts 3 seconds

I'll have to see if my grandparents still have some half pennies knocking around then."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10p per minute

He lasts 3 seconds"

This

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"10p per minute

He lasts 3 seconds

This

Longer with me he's at it all night.

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By *irateloversCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)"

Two rolls of bog paper, only used once and a shit tonne of the tubes from the middle, so you can grow your own?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you"

Us not meeting would never be your choice mate

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you"

Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you

Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx"

Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber

You know how angry people can be

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you

Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx

Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber

You know how angry people can be"
I always worry about you your wild.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you

Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx

Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber

You know how angry people can be I always worry about you your wild."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

I'd give you cash but your profile is hidden OP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

I'd give you cash but your profile is hidden OP x"

Mayo would be fine

But FYI...I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote a lot but not enough to buy French letters

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I have 20 quid and a werthers original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave a blank cheque signed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

I'd give you cash but your profile is hidden OP x

Mayo would be fine

But FYI...I would

Lol for mayo? You're on honey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd leave a blank cheque signed

Dont write cheques your arse cant cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

I'd give you cash but your profile is hidden OP x

Mayo would be fine

But FYI...I would

Lol for mayo? You're on honey x"

Fucking love mayo

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Loaf of Hovis best of both

Packet Andrex wipes

1 x shea butter Andrex loo roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For reasons not relating to the phone call I just had with the bank, I'm bumping this thread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"For reasons not relating to the phone call I just had with the bank, I'm bumping this thread"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"For reasons not relating to the phone call I just had with the bank, I'm bumping this thread"

I have a penny

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I have a huge assortment of foreign currency notes, still in circulation. Whatever can be carried out in a supermarket sweep dash but only when I am absolutely satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In I.O.u. For a, jolly good rogering in return

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

You might want to consider going cashless to avoid coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You might want to consider going cashless to avoid coronavirus

I'll either day of coronavirus, or starvation

Its worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11p

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"You might want to consider going cashless to avoid coronavirus

I'll either day of coronavirus, or starvation

Its worth the risk"

If you want to travel and collect it, I've been batch cooking and have chilli, meatballs, spicy rice and my version of lasagna in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol immoral on a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol immoral on a swingers site

Its completely hypothetical of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles hidden so nothing but when visible £10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profiles hidden so nothing but when visible £10

Thats not going to pay off my over draft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profiles hidden so nothing but when visible £10

Thats not going to pay off my over draft

Hypothetically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IL raise to a packet of Aloe Vera wet wipes ( supposably flushable ) and some pile cream .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ... about 1.27

Sorry £1.27 to clarify

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IL raise to a packet of Aloe Vera wet wipes ( supposably flushable ) and some pile cream .

I can't put anything on my bum hole since i had the bleaching accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think ... about 1.27

Sorry £1.27 to clarify"

Floro, you know I'd fuck you for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles hidden so nothing but when visible £10

Thats not going to pay off my over draft

Hypothetically "

£20 then but you better be good lol

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

6 tins of Heinz tomato soup with chilli... if you are good enough Cal might be persuaded to part with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think ... about 1.27

Sorry £1.27 to clarify

Floro, you know I'd fuck you for free"

Community spirit is alive

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it

But

Hypothetically

If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?

Asking for a friend (me)"

£6.57 and half a packet of spaghetti, and not a penny more

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

A kit Kat and some old euros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do any thing for a pizza lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo roll maybe!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Do you take chocolate coins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get offered all sorts from a McDonalds to £2000.. loads want hubby present n he laughs

)) .. think were in wrong jobs lol ..

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