FabSwingers.com forum: Virtual relationship

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if we're going on lock down, we should prepare. So say "I'm in" and if you'd like a temporary virtual relationship with anyone here during lock down then let them know

The best bit is, geography isn't an issue for once

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Well if we're going on lock down, we should prepare. So say "I'm in" and if you'd like a temporary virtual relationship with anyone here during lock down then let them know

The best bit is, geography isn't an issue for once

Lol I’m in....let’s see who I can pair up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the most action I'm gonna get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha sounds like a plan, good call OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

One here for the older end..... !!!

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By *am069Man
over a year ago

London

Yeah, sounds great

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a virtual scatty redhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a pinch, in for a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

I’m hoping I’ll get a message instead of me sending one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort. "

Be my crazy?

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By *r genuine oneMan
over a year ago

walsall

I'm in pm me ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *r genuine oneMan
over a year ago

walsall

I'm in pm me ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. I’m in

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By *ywysoges_JWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in pm me ladies

I thought you were the man who tells all the jokes for a minute!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Why the hell not?

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if we're going on lock down, we should prepare. So say "I'm in" and if you'd like a temporary virtual relationship with anyone here during lock down then let them know

The best bit is, geography isn't an issue for once

Lol I’m in....let’s see who I can pair up with

Can I buy you a virtual drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in! Who wants to be my girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in! Who wants to be my girlfriend?"

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I'm virtually in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in pm me ladies

I thought you were the man who tells all the jokes for a minute!

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not had a shave or cut me toe nails but I’m great virtual BF material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand the sentiment but sod it, where's the reality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's great how the women are racing to be on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort. "

Can I be your boyfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and so is my mate angel—eyes

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Different. I'm in. What's the worst that could happen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm virtually available

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I’m in

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill

In...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and so is my mate angel—eyes

Just done a search for your mate, you tricked us

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’m in

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

go on then I'm in

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Stuff that I don't want to be virtually nagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's my fab boyfriend?

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?"

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, let’s see if she would notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in "

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I heard the word crazy mentioned and suddenly my ears pricked up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

You're mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Pretty sure I could, but if your a taken woman I will respect that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who wants a bit on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

You're mine

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

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By *allman00210Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Who wants a bit on the side

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a bit on the side

Can I have you as a main?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Who wants a bit on the side

I prefer it on the front or back....its more fun than on your side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Well if we're going on lock down, we should prepare. So say "I'm in" and if you'd like a temporary virtual relationship with anyone here during lock down then let them know

The best bit is, geography isn't an issue for once

Lol I’m in....let’s see who I can pair up with

Can I buy you a virtual drink ?

A gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, let’s see if she would notice

I call dibs!! X

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Pretty sure I could, but if your a taken woman I will respect that

Who said anything about taken? Sharing is caring

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Hey Crazy, have you got room for me on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, let’s see if she would notice

I call dibs!! X"

Bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, let’s see if she would notice

I call dibs!! X"

Let’s the game begin

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

Oh I dont do jealous, you should know that by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Pretty sure I could, but if your a taken woman I will respect that

Who said anything about taken? Sharing is caring"

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, let’s see if she would notice

I call dibs!! X

Bugger!!

She don’t share...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

Oh I dont do jealous, you should know that by now

Then mind your own boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

I'll accept via PM!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

Oh I dont do jealous, you should know that by now

Then mind your own boyfriend

I'm not here for a boyfriend, when will you ever listen hahahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

If I try any harder I’ll break something

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I’m in

Should have the same luck as a non-virtual one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Should have the same luck as a non-virtual one

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Should have the same luck as a non-virtual one

You and me both

And happy ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

If I try any harder I’ll break something

Relax a bit but harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

You're back ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Hey Crazy, have you got room for me on there

Always room for you, our crazy matches pretty damn well

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Is it less Hassel than a real life boyfriend? If so, I'm in

Your too crazy for these, you might have to settle for me

Not sure you could but there's at least one on here that can cope with my crazy

Hey Crazy, have you got room for me on there

Always room for you, our crazy matches pretty damn well

That it does and needs a rematch soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I'm going to get to play with them but can I still have a virtual Mrs with real big boobs please.

Oh I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

Oh I dont do jealous, you should know that by now

Then mind your own boyfriend

I'm not here for a boyfriend, when will you ever listen hahahaa"

Alright, Sophie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

You're back ... "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Late to the show but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha What's going on here?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Who's my fab boyfriend?

I'll do it if ya promise to virtually take it up the bum?

I do it in real life so why wouldn't I do it virtually?

Excellent! I'm gonna need photos!

Can't you see my ass is ready?

I cant see where my dick is going though!

Oh dear

Well you're doing well with yours

Don't be jealous

Oh I dont do jealous, you should know that by now

Then mind your own boyfriend

I'm not here for a boyfriend, when will you ever listen hahahaa

Alright, Sophie

You go play with your boyfriend while I have a proper pizza without any bloody ham on it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who wants a bit on the side

Jo.Xx "

I’m yours Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m most definitely in ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

If I try any harder I’ll break something

Hey you, I'm over here

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

If it’s anything like Tamagotchi, it’s not going to end well for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

You're back ...

I am

Bloomin' heck ...

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it involves having to talk dirty,I'd struggle to do this because I'm shit at it?

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I might try this, although I’m told I’m not good gf material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

If I try any harder I’ll break something

Hey you, I'm over here

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Love this idea

Im in! Lost my job today so in need of some affection!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on, I’m not really nuts

Yes you are

Yes you’re right there but I’m pretending not to be

Pretend harder

I’m trying very hard

Harder baby

If I try any harder I’ll break something

Hey you, I'm over here

Have you guys cum yet

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ll virtually lay myself on the table for takers

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort.

Be my crazy?

Sure

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort.

Can I be your boyfriend?

Yeah, I’ve got three boyfriends now! Busy bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this idea

Im in! Lost my job today so in need of some affection!!!"

Sorry to hear that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this idea

Im in! Lost my job today so in need of some affection!!!"

Oh shit, sorry about that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this idea

Im in! Lost my job today so in need of some affection!!!"

Aww sorry babes, come and have a cwtch and some willy smooths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort.

Can I be your boyfriend?

Yeah, I’ve got three boyfriends now! Busy bee "

That's ok...its just virtual. I dont feel cheated on.x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I guess im in

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

I'm 9n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

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By *ammyuk72Man
over a year ago

fannyville

Lol I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I do try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy or girlfriend, I like both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you're always making me laugh, you silly sausage

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I do try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am in!!!!!

Does the virtual friend, sing a song and tell a joke

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Who wants a bit on the side

Jo.Xx

I’m yours Jo

Perfect

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *am069Man
over a year ago

London

"Boy or girlfriend, I like both

I'd have to agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm in I think I could cope with another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to be a virtual girlfriend but can’t say I’ll make effort.

Be my crazy?

Sure

Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha why not, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

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By *nunknown1Man
over a year ago

Cambs

"I’m in

You don’t like sarcasm? I would virtually annoy the hell out of you I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m In but need a man that can offer TLC for a while. Then I will make it up to you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I’m In but need a man that can offer TLC for a while. Then I will make it up to you!!

"
sounds interesting how are you making things back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m In but need a man that can offer TLC for a while. Then I will make it up to you!!

sounds interesting how are you making things back up

Come give me the TLC and I will show you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

"Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I’m In but need a man that can offer TLC for a while. Then I will make it up to you!!

sounds interesting how are you making things back up

Come give me the TLC and I will show you xx"
on my way

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By *blackmorexMan
over a year ago

Bishop’s Stortford

I’m in, nice to have some company in the apocalypse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

"Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha Heyyyyy, nothing wrong with being niceee to Scotland's Channing Tatum

"Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha Heyyyyy, nothing wrong with being niceee to Scotland's Channing Tatum

Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

I've heard Olly Murrs before, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham....even Stone Cold Steve Austin haha.....but you're the first to call me Channing Tatum.

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wow, browsing this thread... of course I am in!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Well if we're going on lock down, we should prepare. So say "I'm in" and if you'd like a temporary virtual relationship with anyone here during lock down then let them know

The best bit is, geography isn't an issue for once

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha Stone Cold I'm fucking dying! Oooooo, am I? Don't know why, whenever I see your little picture pop up, I always say outloud, there's Channing, and it's just become a habit now, so you're stuck with it

P
"Ha ha Heyyyyy, nothing wrong with being niceee to Scotland's Channing Tatum

Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

I've heard Olly Murrs before, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham....even Stone Cold Steve Austin haha.....but you're the first to call me Channing Tatum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha Stone Cold I'm fucking dying! Oooooo, am I? Don't know why, whenever I see your little picture pop up, I always say outloud, there's Channing, and it's just become a habit now, so you're stuck with it

PHa ha Heyyyyy, nothing wrong with being niceee to Scotland's Channing Tatum

Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

I've heard Olly Murrs before, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham....even Stone Cold Steve Austin haha.....but you're the first to call me Channing Tatum.

Haha....you're not quite wired up right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the profiles on here seem to be vertual anyway, so that's nothing new.

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By *occiMan
over a year ago

Co Down

I'm in if any ladies want to pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, so where’s my virtual partner hiding?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Most of the profiles on here seem to be vertual anyway, so that's nothing new."

Hahahaa ok, I'm sure you're 100% correct and it's all a figment of our virtual imaginations.....damn it was bloody good too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I ammmm, I just take the oiss out of you

PHa ha Heyyyyy, nothing wrong with being niceee to Scotland's Channing Tatum

Ha ha For Fab Swingers Channing, nothing is too much

Ohhhhh yeahhhh, I remember now from your thread yesterday ha ha if she cooks, likes her backdoors slammed and gives you some back in return then that's marriage material, her ring for a diamond ring

Mr. Bants you slut ha ha

I knew why I shouldn't bend my ass for him

Ohhhhh.he loves the backdoors does Mr. Bants ha ha

I certainly do!!

If she loves the ring played with, she gets a diamond ring

Ah hey c'mon....she needs to cook as well.

That's it!!

It's not much to ask really now is it?

There ya go trying to sweet talk me again!

I've heard Olly Murrs before, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham....even Stone Cold Steve Austin haha.....but you're the first to call me Channing Tatum.

Haha....you're not quite wired up right!

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Most of the profiles on here seem to be vertual anyway, so that's nothing new.

Hahahaa ok, I'm sure you're 100% correct and it's all a figment of our virtual imaginations.....damn it was bloody good too!"

One day it will be like star trek holo deck build your own program and no viruses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Prepare to welcome me to the virtual friend zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll virtually lay myself on the table for takers

Lex"

Room for another ?

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’ll virtually lay myself on the table for takers

Lex

Room for another ?

Always face up or down up to you

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lol I’m in....let’s see who I can pair up with

I'd ask you Gobby Chick but yer too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea... im in

Its the new going out by staying in.. very on trend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home alone ... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but looking for women who are willing to touch their belly button on cam for me.

Nothing else I am not into shallow holes.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Oooo I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one am in

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By *r genuine oneMan
over a year ago

walsall

"I'm in pm me ladies

I thought you were the man who tells all the jokes for a minute!

Lol....i am that is another of my many talents ????

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Always good to talk

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