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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a soft drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a soft drink please

Really, ok, like what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please

Strong, with sugar?

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Large brandy and cola please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Forgot your purse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink "

The breast milk needs to come from a virgin who is left handed

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By *notherGentMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Pink gin and lemonade would go down lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink "

Sorry F and B, these breasts havent produced milk for 4 years now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a soft drink please

Really, ok, like what?"

Tea, little bit of milk no sugar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink

The breast milk needs to come from a virgin who is left handed "

I am left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink "

Don’t want much do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large brandy and cola please

Ah with pleasure, found your purse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink

The breast milk needs to come from a virgin who is left handed

I am left handed

That will do !

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

G n T please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a soft drink please

Really, ok, like what?

Tea, little bit of milk no sugar x"

Oh that's how I like mine so some with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea please

Strong, with sugar?"

Yes please, 2 brown sugars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch, please

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink

The breast milk needs to come from a virgin who is left handed "

Yak, goat, horse, sheep or camel? And was it a left handed milk maid you wanted as the certified Milker?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Could I have a cocktail please? Xx

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

A godfather pls. JD, Disarrono and would slide down easy about now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink gin and lemonade would go down lovely!

Gin, pink okaay!

(Big girlie drink with an umberella coming up)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G n T please xx"

Ah thankfully, someone unfussy!

Ice and a slice, there you go lovelies xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please

Strong, with sugar?

Yes please, 2 brown sugars

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Interesting, ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scotch, please"
Any one in particular? Blended malt or single?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a cocktail please? Xx"

Of course? Passion fruit martini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite fancy Disarrono and Cooke x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A godfather pls. JD, Disarrono and would slide down easy about now."

Oh sounds strong and delicious!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Can I have a pint of lemonade and lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guiness and black please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite fancy Disarrono and Cooke x

You had to double check your spelling there, didnt ya!

Coming up hun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of lemonade and lime please"

Well look what the cat dragged in!

Hello stranger, put some music on as well and pull up a stool, ice?

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

Sweet with a kick

"A godfather pls. JD, Disarrono and would slide down easy about now.

Oh sounds strong and delicious!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink gin with lemonade and loads of ice please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guiness and black please"

Ok, but dont expect a shamrock on the top, I am crap at them!

It will be along shortly xx

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Vodka and cola please and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink gin with lemonade and loads of ice please xx"

Pink gin, coming up, double or single? How do you prefer it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite fancy Disarrono and Cooke x

You had to double check your spelling there, didnt ya!

Coming up hun!

Can I have it double please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite fancy Disarrono and Cooke x

You had to double check your spelling there, didnt ya!

Coming up hun!

Can I have it double please

Ooft!

In for a penny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels & honey please. In fact, I'm heading to Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself "

Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"What are you having?

You please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels & honey please. In fact, I'm heading to Morrisons."

No, head to the pub, this one, is virtually safe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you having?

You please

To drink?

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself

Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!

I'd be happy with most drinks if they are served as in pic! Not sure I'd be completely concentrating on the taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! A double gin and lemonade please and line a second up, I'm pretending it's Friday evening....

Peach x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself

Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!

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I've seen I'm hoping you'll get it down ya so I get a better view

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"What are you having?

You please

To drink?

I’ll get the ice cubs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sticks steps on the ghetto blaster

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"What are you having?

You please

To drink?

I’ll get the ice cubs

Cubes

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Could I have a cocktail please? Xx

Of course? Passion fruit martini?"

Oohhh, sounds lovely. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee with brandy would be great

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By *J swingCouple
over a year ago

North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back with my JD

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By *J swingCouple
over a year ago

North

Pint of Guinness please

And a double barcadi and .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotch, pleaseAny one in particular? Blended malt or single?"

I'm not fussy, thanks

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By *8ddCouple
over a year ago

xxxxx

Stella white wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself

Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!

I'd be happy with most drinks if they are served as in pic! Not sure I'd be completely concentrating on the taste

It would taste good!

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I need a JD on ice !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all! A double gin and lemonade please and line a second up, I'm pretending it's Friday evening....

Peach x"

It's ok for girls to be premature!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks steps on the ghetto blaster

You star! Queue up a bit of S Club too eh! Retro evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sparkling milk please"

A what now? Be sensible, here's a lambrini!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee with brandy would be great

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Ok, here's the Corvosier, help yourself to the coffee machine at the side of the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please

And a double barcadi and . "
and? Give us a clue? I'll por the Guinness while you go ask him luv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G and T please slice but no ice

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Guy mode: Peroni

Girl mode: Pink gin & tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sparkling milk please

A what now? Be sensible, here's a lambrini!

It's just a normal milk, you provide the sparkle

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Raspberry vodka please. I think that's all that's going to get me through the current chaos

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

A large Malbec please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually having my choice of tipple a very large Stag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x

Bar staff these days are dreadful, probably having a crafty fag out back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’ll have a white wine tonight, any good vintage in.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Can I have sex on the beach please "
. In this weather can't you wait till it's warmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x

Bar staff these days are dreadful, probably having a crafty fag out back!

Sorry, I actually fell on a slice of lemon and landed on something hard!

Can you take over?

Someone massage my sore bits please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have sex on the beach please . In this weather can't you wait till it's warmer"

Wheres the fun in that?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Pint of Guinness.. Has everyone's local pub closed down now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness.. Has everyone's local pub closed down now? "

Gahhh I really want a Guinness right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness.. Has everyone's local pub closed down now? "

Still open here

. For now!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’ll let you surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x

Bar staff these days are dreadful, probably having a crafty fag out back!

Sorry, I actually fell on a slice of lemon and landed on something hard!

Can you take over?

Someone massage my sore bits please?"

It's been a while but for you I'll brush off my mine host persona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have sex on the beach please . In this weather can't you wait till it's warmer

Wheres the fun in that?

Absolutely, best way to warm up on a cold beach.

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Large glass of Chardonnay- told today my work is closed till further notice - I need anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness.. Has everyone's local pub closed down now? "

To be sure, to be sure, a punt of black coming right up, sur!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ll have a G&T. A big one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness.. Has everyone's local pub closed down now?

Gahhh I really want a Guinness right now "

I'll even put a shamrock in the cream for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll let you surprise me "

This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large glass of Chardonnay- told today my work is closed till further notice - I need anaesthetic

Glass of chilled Chardonnay for the sophisticated young lady coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you surprise me

This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!"

Hello, how's your site bits, I said bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink gin with lemonade and loads of ice please xx

Pink gin, coming up, double or single? How do you prefer it?"

Right now a double please

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By *PlayMan
over a year ago

TW15

A nice pint of neck oil

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll have a a pint and a port please and one for yourself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you surprise me

This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!

Hello, how's your site bits, I said bits!

I see, not even the offer bid a nightcap, typical!

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

Cuppa tea one sugar and milk please....

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Red label with cola please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large brandy pls

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pint of absinthe and a pickled egg in an open packet of crisps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa tea one sugar and milk please...."

No problem, sir, are you the designated driver,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red label with cola please "

Ooh, interesting combo, if you don't mind me saying, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large brandy pls"

Absolutely, a lady of taste I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?"

Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of absinthe and a pickled egg in an open packet of crisps please "

Toulouse Lautrec special coming up!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pint of absinthe and a pickled egg in an open packet of crisps please

Toulouse Lautrec special coming up!

Tremblement de Terre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?

Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky

May I ask, does the lady regret any?

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By *odd4funnMan
over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

Glass of Merlot works for me And sparkling wine for the lady champers will be fine

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’ll let you surprise me

This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!"

You know me well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?

Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky

May I ask, does the lady regret any?

Well once I was forced to spit it out instead of swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of Merlot works for me And sparkling wine for the lady champers will be fine "

Do love a Knotting Hill order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you surprise me

This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!

You know me well!! "

Oh, the barmaid does appear every now and again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.

Thank you

Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?

Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky

May I ask, does the lady regret any?

Well once I was forced to spit it out instead of swallow

You was forced!

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

It’s my favourite

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