FabSwingers.com forum: The hot crazy matrix

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m looking for a lady but first I need to know where you sit on the crazy hot matrix

Hot is measured from 0 to 10 we’re all familiar with that

Crazy is measured from a 4 cause of course there isn’t a woman that’s at least a 4 crazy

PS I don’t go below a 5 hot and above a 7 crazy

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m crazy, moody but I’m hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m crazy, moody but I’m hot

But where do you sit on the matrix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m crazy, moody but I’m hot

But where do you sit on the matrix?

6 and 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dang it, just skipped out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm menopausal so I'm all of the above

crazy and hot (sweats)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot

Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Deffo a 9.5 crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m crazy, moody but I’m hot

But where do you sit on the matrix?

6 and 6

Show me your boobs I need to see if you’re a 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dang it, just skipped out!

Come on, where do you sit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dang it, just skipped out!

Come on, where do you sit?

On top

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don't get it.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm menopausal so I'm all of the above

crazy and hot (sweats)"

You’re definitely in the Danger zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm menopausal so I'm all of the above

crazy and hot (sweats)

You’re definitely in the Danger zone

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Haha I actually have to agree with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deffo a 9.5 crazy"

Shit. Where’s the holy water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though! "

OK but where do you sit on the crazy line? This is very important to me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Deffo a 9.5 crazy

Shit. Where’s the holy water?

Boiling rabbits in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get it.

Jo.Xx "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about finding a woman who isn't crazy. It's about finding one whose crazy matches your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm a solid 5 on both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not about finding a woman who isn't crazy. It's about finding one whose crazy matches your own."

That’s just crazy that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'm a solid 5 on both. "

You’re in the zone

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Oh a 12 that's hot

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m off the scales on the crazy radar when I’m pissed off. Takes a lot to get there....so let’s say 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot

Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone

I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the scales on the crazy radar when I’m pissed off. Takes a lot to get there....so let’s say 11"

Do you fall into the 4-7 zone every now and again? If you do you’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though!

OK but where do you sit on the crazy line? This is very important to me

Yeah bonkers!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale

I’m a red head don’t mess with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though! "

I'm only saying it because I've been told, how they know from looking at pictures of my arse I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m crazy, moody but I’m hot

But where do you sit on the matrix?

6 and 6

Show me your boobs I need to see if you’re a 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7.1"

That’s crazy in my books

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot

Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone

I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal

A normal crazy for a lady is between 4 and 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale

I’m a red head don’t mess with me

I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot

Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone

I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal

Yes me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale

I’m a red head don’t mess with me

I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet

Deal don’t think you could ever annoy me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale

I’m a red head don’t mess with me

I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet

Deal don’t think you could ever annoy me anyway

Oooffftttt.

that’s the least craziest thing I’ve heard a lady say today. You’re a 4 crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale

1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale

1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.

But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale

1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.

But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy

I'm that crazy, I'm just stupid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy

What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale

1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.

But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy

I'm that crazy, I'm just stupid"

An off the scale bloke is a 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.

I can be as laid back and chilled as cucumber but read a message and ignore me, couple that with being online multiple times and then the crazy starts dripping out.

I’d say 7 hot 7 crazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.

I can be as laid back and chilled as cucumber but read a message and ignore me, couple that with being online multiple times and then the crazy starts dripping out.

I’d say 7 hot 7 crazy. "

Only if you stay below a 7 crazy you’re in. I don’t want that shit dripping on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though! "

True story x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?

Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?

Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?

Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me

Hello

You best be at least 10 on the crazy side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m trying real hard to be a 5 or below on the crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off the scale crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?

Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me

Hello

You best be at least 10 on the crazy side

Yes she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7.1

That’s crazy in my books

And you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?

Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me

This soon gets tiresome though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a 1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m trying real hard to be a 5 or below on the crazy. "

Above a 9 hot and below a 5 crazy is in the Goldilocks zone. You’re a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m trying real hard to be a 5 or below on the crazy. "

Dont, just let it all out!

Remember you should be top of hot pics and some spread fanny lips is going to take you off.

Let the crazy flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy "

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

I hope she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We create our own matrix, it's a dynamically shifting entity, with a lot of reorganisation, such as when more horny or desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "

Oohhh Kayyyy........ slowly Michael Jackson moonwalks away from the crazy ones here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "

Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Bag of spuds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

WOOOOAAAHHH Nobody mentioned the L word that’s just plain crazy that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Bag of spuds?

More like mash really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Bag of spuds?

More like mash really

Instant or proper mash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Bag of spuds?

More like mash really

Instant or proper mash?

Proper mash with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now

Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Bag of spuds?

More like mash really

Instant or proper mash?

Proper mash with butter

Like it when it gets all creamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.

Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.

You mean fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4

Who established said scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now

Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!"

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.

Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny

Yes, this is were I got the idea from

he makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.

Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny

Yes, this is were I got the idea from

he makes me laugh

Hilarious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now

Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!

Takes one to know one

Or maybe you were sane before I came along

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over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4

Who established said scale

A man obviously

see the link

https://youtu.be/zWicECdC4Ec

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

But where do you sit on the matrix?

Directly under Trinity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are little bit more of 57 on the crazy scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!?

No that was my child’s father and for good reason.

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over a year ago

Doesnt matter how hot they are, If they have a great ass and great tits, they're crazy as fuck and some poor sod is fed up with their shite!

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over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4

Who established said scale

I think you are little bit more of 57 on the crazy scale

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over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!?

No that was my child’s father and for good reason. "

Ah right. I remember reading it recently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm completely crazy, always

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always"

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always"

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the scale crazy

Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale

Try and mess with me and you’ll see

I'm falling in

My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!

It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed

I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then

Me neither

. I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale

I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now

Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!

Takes one to know one

Or maybe you were sane before I came along

That’s very true

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

Good

Honestly, my crazy would terrify you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe...."

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x"

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

Good

Honestly, my crazy would terrify you"

You don’t wash cats in a tub do you?

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

Good

Honestly, my crazy would terrify you

You don’t wash cats in a tub do you?

Er....I have done....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

Ooo...

With me or to me or both?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

Ooo...

With me or to me or both?

Of course both

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

Good

Honestly, my crazy would terrify you

You don’t wash cats in a tub do you?

Er....I have done....

You’re at least an 8 then

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

Good

Honestly, my crazy would terrify you

You don’t wash cats in a tub do you?

Er....I have done....

You’re at least an 8 then

Told you! I'm happy to own my crazy, keeps the weirdos away

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

Ooo...

With me or to me or both?

Of course both

Now we're talking...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

Ooo...

With me or to me or both?

Of course both

Now we're talking...

All the talking and let's get doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am zero crazy in the mentally unstable way and not much better in the hottness stakes... Apparently that is how that correlation works tho

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over a year ago

"I'm completely crazy, always

I disagree...you have your quiet moments

When I'm asleep maybe....

Sleep is always a good thing to find x

Have you seen it? I'm still looking

I have some here waiting any time you like

You trying to make cry?

I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them

Ooo...

With me or to me or both?

Of course both

Now we're talking...

All the talking and let's get doing

My legs don't reach that far! You try?

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