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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yes last party tour, I'm bringing all the flavours of sourz and lots of shot glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you make it this far I'll jump on.

I'll bring some barley sugars, we always had those on long journeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

"

Me! I’m bringing a huge selection of finger foods. Especially cheese and grapes on cocktail sticks.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in got some wurthers originals

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I have tequila

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Corona..

..beer !!!

..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have tequila "

Limes and salt? Can I sit next to you?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes last party tour, I'm bringing all the flavours of sourz and lots of shot glasses "

welcome aboard Compersion.....look forward to having a few shots with you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have tequila "

For smacking from your belly button?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring along a game of Strip Scrabble? It's great fun!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If you make it this far I'll jump on.

I'll bring some barley sugars, we always had those on long journeys. "

welcome aboard Poppy....we will slowly be making our way up North....Hope you have plenty of those barley sugars....

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Can I jump on? I’ve got biscuits and cakes and maybe a bottle of Jameson’s

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My board game collection and a barrel of jelly babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then! Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will join but I’m bringing baby wipes!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

Me! I’m bringing a huge selection of finger foods. Especially cheese and grapes on cocktail sticks. "

Those cocktail sticks sound awesome....will be with you next!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I'm in Birmingham

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"I have tequila

Limes and salt? Can I sit next to you? "

Sit yourself down hun

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in got some wurthers originals "

welcome aboard Lee...Are you sure they are originals?....

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"I have tequila

For smacking from your belly button?

X

"

Let me clean it out first

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have tequila "

welcome aboard wildblonde.....I have shot glasses.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


" Corona..

..beer !!!

..

"

There is lots of Corona beer still left in the Supermarket for some reason...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What times this here bus due . I've been at the stop for 15 mins already

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I bring along a game of Strip Scrabble? It's great fun! "

What are the rules?......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re probably just passing me now then! Can you see me frantically waving on the A1 with my tits out?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I jump on? I’ve got biscuits and cakes and maybe a bottle of Jameson’s "

welcome aboard double G.....you sure can if you have biscuits and cakes..

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You’re probably just passing me now then! Can you see me frantically waving on the A1 with my tits out? "
I wish I could see that nora

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Banter "

we love lots of banter on the fab bus tour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have tequila

For smacking from your belly button?

X

Let me clean it out first "

Dare I ask ..?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My board game collection and a barrel of jelly babies."

welcome aboard QK....thats a lot of jelly babies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not getting on any busses

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh go on then! Why not "

what will you bring on board with you?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will join but I’m bringing baby wipes!!! "

I will make sure everyone has washed their hands before boarding the bus.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Shame I'm in Birmingham "

we will be passing by Birmingham shortly if you still fancy jumping on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will join but I’m bringing baby wipes!!!

I will make sure everyone has washed their hands before boarding the bus....."

I’m not concerned about hands!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What times this here bus due . I've been at the stop for 15 mins already "

you should be able to hear us coming any minute now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will join but I’m bringing baby wipes!!!

I will make sure everyone has washed their hands before boarding the bus....."

I’d like to know where they found baby wipes!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Stop here on the lincs wolds please Ash!

I have a pan of veg soup on the go, should be ready by time you you get here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You’re probably just passing me now then! Can you see me frantically waving on the A1 with my tits out? "

I thought I recognised those boobs!...just pulling over now Nora!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm not getting on any busses"

we have been deep cleaned and passed a very tough inspection....

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"What times this here bus due . I've been at the stop for 15 mins already

you should be able to hear us coming any minute now!"

in that case I've cheese and crackers

natchos and dips. And some tea bags before they disappeared

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will join but I’m bringing baby wipes!!!

I will make sure everyone has washed their hands before boarding the bus.....

I’m not concerned about hands!!! "

I see what you mean now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My board game collection and a barrel of jelly babies.

welcome aboard QK....thats a lot of jelly babies... "

Well, I thought I should bring a few for everyone else

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please? "

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Stop here on the lincs wolds please Ash!

I have a pan of veg soup on the go, should be ready by time you you get here"

Welcome aboard DC......Some veg soup sounds lovely...should be with you shortly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring along a game of Strip Scrabble? It's great fun!

What are the rules?...... "

If you score under 5, an item of clothing is removed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus "

Do you want me sitting in a corner pining and talking to you non stop about why I'd want to be there? No. I'm doing you a favour really. And bringing you gin. Giiiin.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What times this here bus due . I've been at the stop for 15 mins already

you should be able to hear us coming any minute now!in that case I've cheese and crackers

natchos and dips. And some tea bags before they disappeared "

welcome aboard just me....look after those tea bags....I hear that dealers have already started selling them on street corners...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please? "

Welcome aboard Meli.....will drop you off in Essex on the way back down South!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I bring along a game of Strip Scrabble? It's great fun!

What are the rules?......

If you score under 5, an item of clothing is removed "

I hope the ladies wont wear too much on the bus then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus

Do you want me sitting in a corner pining and talking to you non stop about why I'd want to be there? No. I'm doing you a favour really. And bringing you gin. Giiiin. "

. Ooooh you clever goddess...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus

Do you want me sitting in a corner pining and talking to you non stop about why I'd want to be there? No. I'm doing you a favour really. And bringing you gin. Giiiin. "

with your sexy voice yeah any talking you do I'd listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus

Do you want me sitting in a corner pining and talking to you non stop about why I'd want to be there? No. I'm doing you a favour really. And bringing you gin. Giiiin. "

I wonder why you want to come all the way down to Essex hehe. Must be something down here you really want to see. Whatever it is,I know for sure incandescent will be much more fun! Especially if gin is involved Lol xxx

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates "
gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm coming in full Hazmat suit and bringing gin and chocolate and books. Can you drop me off in Essex please?

Rude. We’re not a bloody taxi are we Ash. You get on this bus, you stay on this bus

Do you want me sitting in a corner pining and talking to you non stop about why I'd want to be there? No. I'm doing you a favour really. And bringing you gin. Giiiin.

I wonder why you want to come all the way down to Essex hehe. Must be something down here you really want to see. Whatever it is,I know for sure incandescent will be much more fun! Especially if gin is involved Lol xxx"

Incandescent is amazing (she knows this!) but I'd much rather come and see you and your daft tiddly ways after gin and your rather brilliant mind. And your reaction to jump scares! You're the reason Ivory, in case you've not picked up on that, I know *sometimes* you are a bit slow.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can I jump on? I’ve got biscuits and cakes and maybe a bottle of Jameson’s

welcome aboard double G.....you sure can if you have biscuits and cakes.. "

Anyone want to sit with me and share a drink and biscuit or two?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I jump on? I’ve got biscuits and cakes and maybe a bottle of Jameson’s

welcome aboard double G.....you sure can if you have biscuits and cakes..

Anyone want to sit with me and share a drink and biscuit or two? "

With you or on you, because I quite like your lap

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me "

I'll happily share with you xx

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me

I'll happily share with you xx"

what chocolates and gin we got then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

"

Is it a bang bus ? an adult channel thing

Is it a one way ticket ?

Does it have a toilet onboard ? Not sure if I want to share my toilet roll

I may bring refreshments

Condoms

I’d like to bring lots of females ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring toilet roll and pringles xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll bring toilet roll and pringles xx"

We could certainly do with some more toilet roll Kat...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

More I think everyone has a countryside worth between them

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me

I'll happily share with you xxwhat chocolates and gin we got then "

Galaxy Caramel and Dairymilk Fruit and Nut chocolate.

Orange marmalade gin xx

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

"

Five nice bottles of brandy, white rum, finger food & some authentic Jamaican cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me

I'll happily share with you xxwhat chocolates and gin we got then

Galaxy Caramel and Dairymilk Fruit and Nut chocolate.

Orange marmalade gin xx "

Now I'm hungry

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm up for a coach trip. I'll have the gin and chocolates gin and chocolates you say ... theres an empty seat next to me

I'll happily share with you xxwhat chocolates and gin we got then

Galaxy Caramel and Dairymilk Fruit and Nut chocolate.

Orange marmalade gin xx

Now I'm hungry"

I'll share with you as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will hitchhike wherever you are right now.. anything to escape the lockdown x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have black grapes.. just say AAA and will throw some in due to social distancing necessities;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, and my chocolate stash, oh and red wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"were just about to depart from Victoria coach station in London for what could be our last tour for a while...

Who would like to join me on the bus and what will you bring on board with you...

"

Chainsaw to clear the tree off the road, there's always one in zombie movies which might very well be the case by the time we get to Walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you pick up in Scotland? I got a crate of Speyside’s finest fire water and rolls; both bacon and bog

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