FabSwingers.com forum: Light hearted joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Donald trump calls the virus the China virus

I call it a women virus

Things I can’t do

Go to football

Go to the pub

Go to my local costa

Go and see my mate he has underlying health issues

What I can do

Go to the local supermarket where I can’t find a parking space and the shop looks like it’s been looted we have to go in case we have to isolate

Go to bq where there is lots of parking the shelf’s are full have to go because when we do isolate I can do the decorating and all the jobs I not had time to do

Take her to the hairdressers and pick her up

Take her to her mates where they can catch up over a bottle of wine because she not got health issues