FabSwingers.com forum: Shameless attention seeking

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?

Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*

*if I can find a bike

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

HHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO !!

I'm fucking gorgeous Queeny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good reasons from some wonderful men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good reasons from some wonderful men"

Just a shame I lied , I'm an ugly fucker really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good reasons from some wonderful men

Just a shame I lied , I'm an ugly fucker really

You don’t get this whole lamppost pissing thing do ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii"

I did I did I did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii"

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good reasons from some wonderful men

Just a shame I lied , I'm an ugly fucker really

You don’t get this whole lamppost pissing thing do ya"

Sadly no

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well just because its me obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!"

Fuck that made me moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well just because its me obviously. "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

Fuck that made me moist "

Same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

Fuck that made me moist

Same "

I missed your sexy body

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'll contribute the bike... It will be going out for the scrapmen when I can be bothered to shove it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ? "

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll contribute the bike... It will be going out for the scrapmen when I can be bothered to shove it out

Oh my goodness you life saver. I always have the buggy with me, so when on earth was I going to have time to steal a bike?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Now now lads

Let’s all have a threesome and forget about this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Because every time one of our pics get fabbed the tooth fairy gets more magic dust, therefore putting a smile on all those children’s faces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

Fuck that made me moist

Same "

I don't bother with a lamppost...not man enough for me...I piss on an electricity pylon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick "

GUYS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to be called boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to be called boy "

Boyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to be called boy

Boyyyyyyy"

Alright I’ll shake my dick this pissing contest is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to be called boy

Boyyyyyyy

Alright I’ll shake my dick this pissing contest is over "

It didn’t go to plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because every time one of our pics get fabbed the tooth fairy gets more magic dust, therefore putting a smile on all those children’s faces!

D."

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

Fuck that made me moist

Same

I don't bother with a lamppost...not man enough for me...I piss on an electricity pylon!"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Because every view comes with a free Specsavers voucher

Oh and because I'm not top of hot pics and troubled by thoughts of who's going to knock me off top spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick "

I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"

But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.

Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?

I can be as funny as you want me to be but I can also be a bit of a cunt too. Some people will tell you I'm one of the nicest lads you'll meet and some will tell you I'm a prick....its up to your attitude which side you see of me.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!

Fuck that made me moist "

A quivering quim is quite quenching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick

I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"

But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.

Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?

Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs."

Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.

Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?"

More like a caged up snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.

Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?

More like a caged up snail "

I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger

Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. If you visit you visit, if you don't you don't. Have fun whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick

I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"

But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.

Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?

Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha"

Jesus...you should really take the name Mr Bants off me. You're good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.

Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?

More like a caged up snail

I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger

Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam?"

Oh yeah so you have

all 7 of my fuck buddies are busy so I’ll go to the garage for my weights tiger roaaarrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.

Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?

More like a caged up snail

I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger

Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam?

Oh yeah so you have

all 7 of my fuck buddies are busy so I’ll go to the garage for my weights tiger roaaarrrr"

Good kittie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!

And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!

If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.

Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii

Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!

Are you a comedian ?

Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?

Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics

And yes I’m a prick

I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"

But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.

Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?

Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha

Jesus...you should really take the name Mr Bants off me. You're good!

Thanks dad

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Because it will be the only outside interaction we have left

Fi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we both have great arses and both give an amazing blow job !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

STOP FIGHTING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STOP FIGHTING"

This is verbal jousting but your right I’m sorry Mr bantz i was being childish and immature, I have no issues with you, I just having a ‘momment’ I take this time to apologise and wish you all the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself. "

Golden self-showers? Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I need to be adored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself. "

This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Every time I receive a fab Jesus puts another star in the heavens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself.

This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread "

There we are then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself.

This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread "

How embarrassing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads

Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.

To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.

Thread won, pissed all over myself.

This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread

There we are then. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I've just uploaded a new pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also; I will go fab everyone’s life who’s pissed on their own lamppost at some point today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I receive a fab Jesus puts another star in the heavens

Thus comment wins, hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STOP FIGHTING

Verbal jousting? I dont mind a bit of piss taking. I can take it just as well as give it but you're goading me into a reaction and being a horrible cunt....not just this thread either!

Childish and immature is one way of describing it yes but I have other ways to describe you too....but the fab forums arent the place for my opinion on your childish behaviour.

Keep your "moments" for folk in the street instead of being the wideo on the forums.

I'll be the bigger man now and accept your apology!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have the No:1 rated boing video on my profile FACT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STOP FIGHTING

Verbal jousting? I dont mind a bit of piss taking. I can take it just as well as give it but you're goading me into a reaction and being a horrible cunt....not just this thread either!

Childish and immature is one way of describing it yes but I have other ways to describe you too....but the fab forums arent the place for my opinion on your childish behaviour.

Keep your "moments" for folk in the street instead of being the wideo on the forums.

I'll be the bigger man now and accept your apology!

Cool dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread was meant to be a happy thread, yet people are taking offence, being mean to others...

I just wanted everyone to be nice about themselves

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Play nice everyone

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Seriously people, use private messaging to raise issues not someone's thread.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was meant to be a happy thread, yet people are taking offence, being mean to others...

I just wanted everyone to be nice about themselves"

Choose a better thread title then next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the experience of an exotic and extensive sexual odyssey spread over many years and many countries as well as many genders.

To go that,I was also instructed, in a secret tantric yoga enclave,the holy grail of eternal youthful vigour.

So whatever you are looking for to brighten up your life, within the array of talents my body possesses, you will find ultimate satisfaction.

I also always have on hand, aged Fisherman's Friends and Uncle Joe's Mintballs for the ultimate chem high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because even if you just do it with your eyes shut and pretend you like them, it will cheer me up and make me feel like a bloody goddess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the experience of an exotic and extensive sexual odyssey spread over many years and many countries as well as many genders.

To go that,I was also instructed, in a secret tantric yoga enclave,the holy grail of eternal youthful vigour.

So whatever you are looking for to brighten up your life, within the array of talents my body possesses, you will find ultimate satisfaction.

I also always have on hand, aged Fisherman's Friends and Uncle Joe's Mintballs for the ultimate chem high."

See! This is how you do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because even if you just do it with your eyes shut and pretend you like them, it will cheer me up and make me feel like a bloody goddess

You are a goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab my pic coz it's funny and to make people smile in these mad crazy times xx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Play nice please ladies and gents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab my pic coz it's funny and to make people smile in these mad crazy times xx"
how thoughtful. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play nice please ladies and gents. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because even if you just do it with your eyes shut and pretend you like them, it will cheer me up and make me feel like a bloody goddess

You have got great boobservice.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Apparently everyone still loves minions so get fabbing my pic.

It's a new site rule (sort of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a decent cook with a prehensile tongue and a terrible line in bad chat.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?

Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*

*if I can find a bike"

Because we have a video of a type I haven't seen on any other profiles.

Because we differentiate between a cock and a knob.

Because we have a way of comparing cock sizes I haven't seen on other profiles.

Because I like cycling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have big boobs. And a very good selection of lingerie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?

Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*

*if I can find a bike"

Cos I'm Hella funny, kinda hot and I can do wheelies if I win a bike

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Because my lovely lady has just uploaded the sexy photo shoot pics and she looks hot as f#@k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because my lovely lady has just uploaded the sexy photo shoot pics and she looks hot as f#@k"

I concur!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Even I wouldn't view my profile...

Still if you have the eye bleach handy

Nothing to see here. I'm just an avatar

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You should look at our profile just for my arse.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos of how much of a naughty girl I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aaaaaaaand fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww why did you boys stop arguing? I was on the brink of orgasm. I'd so take it in turns with you two

Please fab my pics because the #Rona is causing my fanny to dehydrate due to lack of action

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?

Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*

*if I can find a bike"

Because I'm at least the two hundred and thirty third most attractive person on Fab

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have cake and toilet roll

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have cake and toilet roll

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not just the most stunning person on fab I'm the most stunning person on this planet.My poo smells of a bouquet freshly picked from a perfume experts garden and I'm that cute I make bambi look like a buffoon.My shower has no hot gauge as I only need to walk past it and it goes instantly steamy.So every one of you should feel privileged to just read my words as I'm pure fantastic sex appeal wrapped up in a goddess body with mind blowing looks.They named the pure perfection pizza after my description so you normal people need to bow everytime you see my pics as I am perfection OK

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By *E_13Couple
over a year ago

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"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?

Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*

*if I can find a bike"

Because we are awesome

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