FabSwingers.com forum: Make up a lie...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make up an outrageous lie about the user above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are into women not men, you just pretend to like men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are into women not men, you just pretend to like men lol"

One once sucked my cock so hard that you snapped my banjo string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually TittyTamera

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She isn't really a Queen at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are into women not men, you just pretend to like men lol

One once sucked my cock so hard that you snapped my banjo string"

Actually sticks every hair on his body individually. Placement is key to his reputation of being a hairy hottie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are into women not men, you just pretend to like men lol

One once sucked my cock so hard that you snapped my banjo string

Actually sticks every hair on his body individually. Placement is key to his reputation of being a hairy hottie!"

You found me put what gave me away lol.

You are actually a secret agent spy looking for a criminal underground organisation posing as swingers

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt actually like cake!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy "

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesnt actually like cake!"

Was the inspiration for the movie Pretty Woman

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Doesnt actually like cake!"

Has no banter and can only use short sentences. He hardly talks at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in my wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker"

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me. "

But that is all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me. "

Fiddlesticks used to gape on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in my dungeon.......well I say lives but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me. "

He once asked me to be fab straight with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me.

He once asked me to be fab straight with him"

Wanted me to film the above encounter whilst he dusted flour over him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me.

He once asked me to be fab straight with him

Wanted me to film the above encounter whilst he dusted flour over him "

Is actually a woman posing as a single man asking other women if the fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fake prosthetic hairy chest is really a slim smooth chested guy

Actually hates biscuits and is a secret celery dunker

He farted next to me in his sleep and it was stinky

Lezzer thinks I have the most glorious of penis and wants to marry me.

He once asked me to be fab straight with him

Wanted me to film the above encounter whilst he dusted flour over him

Is actually a woman posing as a single man asking other women if the fancy a fuck"

Keeps offering me money to strip for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is more like a tractor than a train

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cole has an enigmatic smile which he uses to his advantage when trying to lure meerkats from their dens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cole has an enigmatic smile which he uses to his advantage when trying to lure meerkats from their dens. "

You know too.much about me

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By *rey445Man
over a year ago

hometown

Cole trains got coronavirus pass it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy has muscles

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

And a birth mark on his thigh shaped exactly like president Putin's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always want me to join them in naughty activities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They always want me to join them in naughty activities

Kisses like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They always want me to join them in naughty activities

Kisses like a donkey "

Screams like a banchey when you lick clit and blow a raspberry on her bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/20 09:08:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They always want me to join them in naughty activities

Kisses like a donkey "
shes a muff eating lesbian who campaigns on behalf of the LBGT community for panic shopping to be legalised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They always want me to join them in naughty activities

Kisses like a donkey "

Is nothing but a big gay dyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is straight "

His tattoos are fake and actually from sweet packets

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By *rey445Man
over a year ago

hometown

"Is straight "

Got a purple bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is straight

Got a purple bum hole"

Doesn’t have a purple bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

young fun and full of cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"young fun and full of cum

Has a picture in the attic that ages for him, he is actually 903

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/20 09:30:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young fun and full of cum

Dont like lezzer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She genuinely doesn’t enjoy cock at all and is here for the chest hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groooot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young fun and full of cum

Dont like lezzer

Has sex with me every day except a Wednesday thate her knitting day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young fun and full of cum

Dont like lezzer

Has sex with me every day except a Wednesday thate her knitting day"
he wears a hairy body suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young fun and full of cum

Dont like lezzer

Has sex with me every day except a Wednesday thate her knitting day"

Glues his body hair on every morning with trick stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves men

Big dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves men

Has a prosthetic big toe

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"loves men

His real name is Phinneas Ponsonby-Smythe snd he owns large tracts of land in the Niger delta. Also can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eats coal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt have any legs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Has to wear an elastic band on his wrist which he twangs everytime he get the urge to touch himself.

He has a compulsive touching disorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to wear an elastic band on his wrist which he twangs everytime he get the urge to touch himself.

He has a compulsive touching disorder "

She farts every time.she cums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really my daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves men been fabbing them all morning

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

He always takes to long to decide what lacy knickers to wear for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a campanologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes a campanologist"

Born with no knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

train spotter

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Has zero sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperately wants to jump my bones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a small arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperately wants to jump my bones...

Doesnt wash his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperately wants to jump my bones...

Once asked Donald Trump for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really 78 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperately wants to jump my bones...

Once asked Donald Trump for anal sex"

Hey..you can go too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has no teeth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

uses his sock and then turns it inside out for wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a stall at the market selling flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesnt actually have teeth sucks her steak through a straw

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By *rey445Man
over a year ago

hometown

Don’t got dick cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's a michelin star chef but only cooks salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't own a razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives solely on a diet of hedgerows and lady juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks cows blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant even inflate a balloon never mind their ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has problems sleeping at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a threesome with Charles and Camilla.

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By *unonly10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Her tits are tiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her tits are tiny."

Hes really funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he works in ladies underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her tits are tiny.

Hes really funny"

Fanceys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her tits are tiny.

Hes really funny

Fanceys me"

Is actually a semi pro wrestling cosch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is having breast implants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her tits are tiny.

Hes really funny

Fanceys me"
not really a dad and is a batchelor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is having breast implants "

Is really boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

police 5 are after her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"police 5 are after her"

Is also to having breast implants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"police 5 are after her

Is also to having breast implants"
would you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes invisible "

Spent 3 years in a Turkish prison for sniffing seats in restaurants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"police 5 are after her

Is also to having breast implantswould you want me

If it makes you more like a woman then YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"police 5 are after her

Is also to having breast implantswould you want me

His flute is really a recorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes invisible

Spent 3 years in a Turkish prison for sniffing seats in restaurants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one legs shorter than tuther

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shes invisible

Spent 3 years in a Turkish prison for sniffing seats in restaurants"

Dragged his balls over broken glass

For nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"police 5 are after her

Is also to having breast implantswould you want me

If it makes you more like a woman then YES

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knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes invisible

Spent 3 years in a Turkish prison for sniffing seats in restaurants

Dragged his balls over broken glass

For nothing!"

Hahaha so he told you then? Lol he really did word my comment terribly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes invisible

Spent 3 years in a Turkish prison for sniffing seats in restaurants

Dragged his balls over broken glass

For nothing!"

Challenged me to a mud wrestling match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of a trip to the shop for toilet roll they found it easier to have a bidet fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time they had sex they shit themselves when they came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plays the saxophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plays the saxophone "

Eats biscuits in bed after anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves an Aberdeen angus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves an Aberdeen angus

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never been to torquay in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves an Aberdeen angus

never been to torquay in his life

Picks their nose n ests it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lures men to her house with promise of home made apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves an Aberdeen angus

never been to torquay in his life

Picks their nose n ests it"
has actually had a taste too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves milk"

Only farts in tea cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is 6'3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never visited Torquay ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"loves an Aberdeen angus

never been to torquay in his life

Picks their nose n ests it"
nose nests...... we talking very small birds here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )"
henna fanatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )henna fanatic "

Is the funny person in fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )henna fanatic

Is the funny person in fab

Makes a shit coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )henna fanatic

Is the funny person in fab

Makes a shit coffee"

Waxes daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )henna fanatic

Is the funny person in fab

Makes a shit coffee"

Eats all the Kit Kats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never visited Torquay ; )henna fanatic

Is the funny person in fab

Makes a shit coffee

Eats all the Kit Kats"

Steals the cake and runs fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

panic shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"panic shops

Do I fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yes you do "

Farts on a bus and says outload to the person next to then you dirty fucker that stinks

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nicks the underwear of the neighbours washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey if i have to fart i have to fart

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

He claims he's a full size human being but he is really only 3ft 4

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Has stinking breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has stinking breath"

She is intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes dapper

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Likes electrodes on his testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes electrodes on his testicles "

Wait. Isn’t that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes electrodes on his testicles

Wait. Isn’t that you?

She always replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes electrodes on his testicles

Wait. Isn’t that you?

Never takes her pants off even to pee

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Likes electrodes on his testicles

Wait. Isn’t that you?

Shhhh.....you promised not to tell anyone!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

His body hair is actually glued on pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a nun really and takes it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only kisses women

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Wears backless leather chaps to the pub every Friday with no underwear on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

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has the ring in her bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

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leap year remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

Already has 12 husbands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain’t even chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

"
no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

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over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

Fuck I'm going back to the woman then

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

Fuck I'm going back to the woman then

"
ttl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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shes from notty ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

Fuck I'm going back to the woman then

Likes to lick my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

Fuck I'm going back to the woman then

Likes to lick my nipples "

chewbaccas stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only kisses women

You love me really and want to marry me

has the ring in her bedside table

leap year remember

Will you marry me please !!

no and stop asking thats three times I've turned you down already

Fuck I'm going back to the woman then

Likes to lick my nipples "

Every day when having coffee and a Kit Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft "

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

panic shops every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls and women

"
see knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls

refused a threesome with Holly Willoughby and Suzanna Reid

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls and women

see knew it

Wears a bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls and women

see knew it

Wears a bra"

Has Really small feet!

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over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls and women

see knew it

Wears a bra"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats mouldy cheese

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Eats mouldy cheese"

His battery is flat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls and women

see knew it

Wears a bra

OK sometimes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats mouldy cheese"
i like stilton actually

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Likes to suck on a dummy whilst being winded..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chick with a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has 300 toilet rolls in the loft

Can't get in my whole house due to toilet rolls

refused a threesome with Holly Willoughby and Suzanna Reid"

Now that's something I most certainly wouldn't

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

is a biatch

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Likes to suck on a dummy whilst being winded.."

Actually lives in Hull. Fingers crossed)

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