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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had to wear a warning label what would it say?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Warning, contains nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My axe is very sharp

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't poke the bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warning, contains nuts. "

Brilliant

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Warning, filters have been removed!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Parental advisory: explicit imagery

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Wounded

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

.

Warning may bite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explosive

Caustic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fragile....

Drop carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind the thigh gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable cunt

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I did have to wear one in nursery: "BITER".

In my defence I now only bite when startled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha I'm howling xD


"Miserable cunt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will eat your cake"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

In my defence, they left me unsupervised

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Will work for loo role

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Will work for loo role "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ball games allowed.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Don't feed the animals

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Highly addictive

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Garage in constant use

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Dry clean only

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X

Do not feed after midnight!

And no gin. EVER!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pay attention to warnings you cannot learn

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Total slut, just add alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Total slut, just add alcohol "

Lucky alcohol ??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Pet at your own risk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highly addictive "

You are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly rippled with a flat underside. Does anyone remember the advert that’s from?

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X


"Slightly rippled with a flat underside. Does anyone remember the advert that’s from? "

Cadbury Boost

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Parental advisory: explicit imagery "

Love it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Too hot to handle lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly caustic.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Contents may not resemble the packaging

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Will exchange sex for chocolate!! ( Jaffa Cakes Allowed)

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

In a foul mood atm steer clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay clear very horny at the moment

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Will leak if poked with objects

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Stay clear very horny at the moment "

You do know I ignore warning labels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some assembly required. Blow on the nozzle

to inflate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay clear very horny at the moment

You do know I ignore warning labels "

It would get very messy sophie

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Maybe little but has a bad bite

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Warning...Prone to leaving crumbs

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

Ring the bell, lion on property.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Stay clear very horny at the moment

You do know I ignore warning labels

It would get very messy sophie "

Isn't that what washing machines and shared showers are for

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Do Disturb!

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Hold on tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too hot to handle lol."

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biohazard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moody contents

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty but nice

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

Please feed, always hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide Load!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

No tools are left in this man overnight

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nil by mouth

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Nil by mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wide Load! "

Do you have the required black and yellow warning stripes on your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth/tongue addictive, only approach if you want amazing oral...rest of her is made for pleasure too x

Viv x

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By *azzamrMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Run Time approx 3min

Disappointment guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moody contents "

Sounds like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protruding objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bitch bites

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Rub the belly three times clockwise for good luck !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If squirts in eyes , rinse thoroughly with cold water

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Boring old fart

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Warning -may cause dizziness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Contents may not resemble the packaging"

You crack me up!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Test on small area prior to use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This bitch bites"

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My contain small items that could cause choking if swallowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irritant.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Fuck at your own peril

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Don't put your hands in the cage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains tiny parts

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Contents may not resemble the packaging

You crack me up! "

Need some filler for those cracks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slippery when wet

"

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution: risk of flooding

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By *iscreantsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Highly flammable

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

no spitting

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Shake before use

Can be consumed by mouth or applied extetnally

Discard after 6 months

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

[Removed by poster at 24/03/20 23:40:18]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Do not feed after midnight

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Until 12.01am.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One way flaps

(Real street sign in Lpool, always makes me laugh)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"no spitting "

Good girl.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

Always wear Eye protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protect ears - Never shuts up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Protect ears - Never shuts up"

And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Warning: TS/TV system in operation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Protect ears - Never shuts up

And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum. "

Im not one of those girls, I don't know how to close my legs haha!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Protect ears - Never shuts up

And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum.

Im not one of those girls, I don't know how to close my legs haha!"

Then you're definitely my kinda girl.

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

W.O.M.O- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Protect ears - Never shuts up"

And the award for the most honest and accurate warning label goes to......you

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cease and desist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Protect ears - Never shuts up

And the award for the most honest and accurate warning label goes to......you "

Pahahaha yep, know myself well

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Blow before eating

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Blow before eating "

You blow, I'll eat.

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Blow before eating "

*looks for a suitable place to blow*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caution: risk of flooding"

Brill

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Warning....may contain unexpected nuts

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

If moody

Feed with chocolate and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warning, contains nuts. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes with airbags

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Comes with airbags"

Correction: Funbags

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Bouncy castle, please remove shoes.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Comes with airbags"

What a place to crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries not included

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Warning....may contain unexpected nuts"

This made me laugh as I ate chocolate. I cho.ked a bit.. but it was funny.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Wide load.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Highly explosive

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Please return once used.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Always watch out for the quiet ones

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Please return once used. "

I like to reuse if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be left alone

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Grumpy, "avoid" x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Please return once used.

I like to reuse if possible "

And I'd like you to explode over me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grumpy, "avoid" x "

Think we might all be having that one in coming days/weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger of explosion when shaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning

‘‘This equipment

Starts and stops automatically

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Keep your distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This way up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If moody

Feed with chocolate and leave"

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owner will not be held accountable for any injuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to wear a warning label what would it say?"
keep on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less soft on the inside

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Bark worse, then bite

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Bark worse, then bite "

Talking about biting - can I nibble on your bum?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Eats her mate

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Eats her mate"

Start with my cock in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warning, contains nuts. "

In the Wallace and Grommet “The Curse of the Were-Rabbit” had a naked Wallace covering his modesty with a cardboard box with the very same warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide load reversing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Wide load reversing"

I'll watch you reverse.

Keep coming, keep coming and there you are, on my lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wide load reversing"

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Danger of flooding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipping Hazard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Snorkel at the ready.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

This is not a drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Authorised personnel only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this way up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Authorised personnel only

"

Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

No entry

(on my arse)

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 26/03/20 01:03:29]

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Exit Only

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Warning - live ammunition being fired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING!! This sign is only a distraction.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Will explode when handled correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warning man not at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Warning High Voltage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warning slippery surface

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Do not read this sign

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

This area is motorboats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/20 16:03:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: likely to have a brain fart moment and act insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even does what it doesn't say on the tin

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Warning, contains nuts. "

Just spat my tea out.... ha ha brilliant

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Blank firing only

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Highly addictive

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over a year ago


"Highly addictive "

Yeah definately what it says on your tin me thinks

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Will Patrons Kindly refrain from : Running, Pushing, Acrobatics or Gymnastics, Shouting, Ducking, Petting, Bombing, Swimming in diving area and Smoking... THANK YOU !

If you're old enough you'll know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wide load reversing"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warning daleks daleks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not place in direct sun light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful when feeding may bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fragile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dangerous keep back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do not feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only feed on fridays

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