FabSwingers.com forum: So there's 2 cows in a field

By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

One called daisy and one called Say It Again. Daisy was taken away, who was left?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"One called daisy and one called Say It Again. Daisy was taken away, who was left?"

The udder one

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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"One called daisy and one called Say It Again. Daisy was taken away, who was left?

The udder one

You're no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon a hill

There stood a coo

It must've moved

Coz it's no there noo

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

War, what is it good for. Absolutely nothing.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"War, what is it good for. Absolutely nothing. "

Pmsl

No serious, my bag burst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upon a hill

There stood a coo

It must've moved

Coz it's no there noo"

My grandad used to say this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upon a hill

There stood a coo

It must've moved

Coz it's no there noo

My grandad used to say this all the time.

The Tay the Tay

The silvery Tay

Flows past Dundee

Twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These made me giggle lol definitely needed thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Was you in mk we have concrete cows all over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upon a hill

There stood a coo

It must've moved

Coz it's no there noo

My grandad used to say this all the time.

The Tay the Tay

The silvery Tay

Flows past Dundee

Twice a day"

I'm singing the three craws song in my head

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

I didn't understand that until I read it in a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

I didn't understand that until I read it in a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cows in a field, one says “when do you think that mad cow disease is going to disappear?”

“Im a helicopter” says the other.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that’s actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One called daisy and one called Say It Again. Daisy was taken away, who was left?

The udder one

Hahaha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've a cow called Daisy

And she'd win any prize

With legs on all four corners

And two great big eyes

Daisy has a message

For me to give to you

Drink a pint of milk a day

Moo moo moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

daisy has a little calf

its legs are small and weak

they took it down the abattoir

and now its steak

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bed time

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

To cows in a field. One of them turns to the other and says

"Moo."

The other one says

"I knew you were going to say that."

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin’ off

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

A whole lot of cows in a field except one, who has wandered off to the barbed wire fence for a scratch. She returns to the rest of them minus just over 100 grams of flesh and another turns to her and says:

Burger off!

Then, just as everything looks like it’s calmed down, 16 bulls enter the field and four of them shag her hard

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you get if you lie under a cow ?

A pat on the head.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

To cows in a field. One of the turns to the other and says

"Baa."

The other one says

"Are you learning a foreign language?"

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Where do they keep the cows in London?

Hide park

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

It's a hard life

When you haven't a wife

And the man next door has two.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

I've only just got this joke after years of trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

I've only just got this joke after years of trying

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omg........ years

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

What was posh people’s favourite song during the war?

Veal meat again

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yir maw

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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Happy to see this thread bring a little much needed joy (spots 16 army trucks going down the road wtf?!?)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A young bull and an old bull crest the top of a hill look down and see a field of heifers before them. “Let’s run down there and fuck one of those heifers” says the young bull. “No lad” replies the old bull, “let’s walk down there and fuck em all”

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

I've only just got this joke after years of trying

omg........ years "

Took me 25 years to work out that the price of bacon didn't go up as the pigs were alot harder to catch snince they might fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

I've only just got this joke after years of trying

omg........ years

Took me 25 years to work out that the price of bacon didn't go up as the pigs were alot harder to catch snince they might fly"
lol hey I'm not telling you any jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

Ten thousand volts shot up it's bum

And turned it's wool to nylon

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Mary had a little dress

That was torn in half

Everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her calf,

Mary had another dress

That was torn in front

She didn't wear that one.

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