FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it a building

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it’s already built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This hurts my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren’t fish called swims?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren’t fish called swims?"

Stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

Stop it!"

Why aren’t dogs called walks

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why aren’t fish called swims?"

Swimmy swims

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down"

Downevator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ima go ahead and cry

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Downevator"

Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"If it’s already built"

It's not... it's an erection

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Downevator

Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!

Still not any better haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ima go ahead and cry

Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Downevator

Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!

Still not any better haha"

‘Right Lily time to get into the drop!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with you women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with you women?"

We’ve been isolated with men for too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?"

Yes

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Downevator

Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!

Still not any better haha"

Could be worse, I could rebuff further and become an escalator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?"

Hahahaha crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a blind person know when their arse is clean after taking a shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does a blind person know when their arse is clean after taking a shit?"

Their guide dog tells them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?"

Dont encourage them bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?

Hahahaha crying

So is the poor walk, he had his wings pulled off!

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Why is it what doctors do called practice

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it what doctors do called practice

That’s worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come your feet smell and your nose runs

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What did they go back to before the drawing board was invented

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come your feet smell and your nose runs"

Hahahaha

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented???"

The wheel. And why isnt it the circle?

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented???"

Betty White. She is the world's oldest woman and born before sliced bread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come you have to instruct solicitors. Surely after all that time they don’t need a layperson to tell them the quickest way to resolve things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you said I have a beautiful body clearly I’d hold it against you

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Who would be so cruel as to put an S in the word lisp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U ok hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a blind person know when their arse is clean after taking a shit?

Their guide dog tells them"

Well, who picks up their shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep telling myself I wont open this thread up but I cant resist.

What are you ladies doing to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would be so cruel as to put an S in the word lisp

Hahahaha fucking brilliant x

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Who picks up guide dog poo

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

And to the people who spelt words with silent letters, I salute you with the middle finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why label is dyslexia? It’s not funny. Ko?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why aren’t fish called swims?"

What do you call a fly with no wings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the light you see when you die is actually you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog's got no nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

What do you call a fly with no wings? "

Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"And why label is dyslexia? It’s not funny. Ko?

Especially the d*unk who suffocated on their own vimto

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"How does a blind person know when their arse is clean after taking a shit?"

The guide dog does a sniff and lick test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do blind people know they’re nearing the water when they bungee?

The lead goes slack

(Thank jasper carrot)

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"How do blind people know they’re nearing the water when they bungee?

The lead goes slack

(Thank jasper carrot)"

Facepalm

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 18/03/20 21:34:43]

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What if the light you see when you die is actually you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?"

Person based inception right here

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

And what was the first person to milk a cow actually up to

I'm guessing they had no idea it produced milk, and again how do you explain that shit

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

How come there's only one Competition Commision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it when you see a sign saying wet paint.............

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I spill cleaning fluid what do I clean it up with ??

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"And what was the first person to milk a cow actually up to

I'm guessing they had no idea it produced milk, and again how do you explain that shit

The first swinger stroking a lot of dangly bits!!

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Why do we always push when a door says pull

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic

What's got a hazelnut in every bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic

What's got a hazelnut in every bite?"

Squirrel shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there a "D" in FRIDGE but not in REFRIGERATOR?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we always push when a door says pull

When is door not a door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it called OCD when it should be called CDO with the letters in the correct order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is "sand" called sand because its between the sea and land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it called OCD when it should be called CDO with the letters in the correct order."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we always push when a door says pull

When is door not a door?"

This is the jar thing? Right ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good questions kids

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

Stop it!

Why aren’t dogs called walks

My chocolate lab should be called 'sleeps'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there no black widow spiders impressed by bbc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic

What's got a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shit"

You're too clever for your own stilettos x

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Why is Ruperts middle name, the ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is rocket science really that hard to understand?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"And what was the first person to milk a cow actually up to

I'm guessing they had no idea it produced milk, and again how do you explain that shit

I convinced myself it saw the calf suckle!! The only answer to that.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do we have fingertips but no toe tips? But yet we can tip toe...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why is Ruperts middle name, the ? "

Cos his sister is Winnie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we have fingertips but no toe tips? But yet we can tip toe..."

Fucking hell I’ll drink to that one darling

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

How do you move a stationery cupboard.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why is Ruperts middle name, the ?

Cos his sister is Winnie?"

And we mustn't forget about Larry as well

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By *ickymac52Man
over a year ago

newry

"Is rocket science really that hard to understand? "

Well, its not brian surgery is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the chuckle! That's good, I'll borrow that for the future!

Ooh, ooh, did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How do you move a stationery cupboard."

See now, this particular question has perplexed me for many a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s already built"

If they never returned anything they took, why were the borrowers not called the thieving little cun&s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is rocket science really that hard to understand?

Well, its not brian surgery is it?

Why does Brian need surgery?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why aren’t fish called swims?

Stop it!

Why aren’t dogs called walks

But a fly is called a...

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill

You can't play a fish.. But you can tuna piano..

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Why are shelves empty of toilet roll but still full of imodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't a banana called a yellow if an orange is called an orange?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My kids favourite, why are you called a redhead buy you use an orange crayon for your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is rocket science really that hard to understand?

Well, its not brian surgery is it?

Why does Brian need surgery?"

Probably because he was born Brenda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids favourite, why are you called a redhead buy you use an orange crayon for your hair? "

Crayon is never a good choice for hair

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Why do you raise a building to the ground ??

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My kids favourite, why are you called a redhead buy you use an orange crayon for your hair?

Crayon is never a good choice for hair

Yeah unfortunately terrible for covering the white hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"

And where do birds go to die???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?"

It’s a girl thing.

Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?

It’s a girl thing.

Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs

Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can't play a fish.. But you can tuna piano.. "

That's a load of codswallap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?

It’s a girl thing.

Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs

Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire

Not into water sports tho so no pissing on my bonfire please.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Why do we always push when a door says pull

When is door not a door?"

When its ajar

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Is a glass wall called a window or a wall if it doesnt open? (I saw it's still a window)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a glass wall called a window or a wall if it doesnt open? (I saw it's still a window)"

I dunno, but as a reformed Noughties hip hop chick all I can think now is "to the window, to the wall, til the sweat runs down my balls"!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Why would they make someone who can’t spell be called dyslexic !!!!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Why does the word ‘aviary’ have 4 syllables and only 6 letters? That’s just fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?

It’s a girl thing.

Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs

Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire

Not into water sports tho so no pissing on my bonfire please.

I wouldn’t piss on your back either and tell you it’s raining

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Why did Daniel put his Bedinafield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fire exit signs have a person running on them?

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By *tarbuck007Man
over a year ago

up2no good

How you supposed to do oral with air mask on?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

What came first, chicken or the egg?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

If we evolved from monkeys, what the fuck is Adam and Eve all about, and why dont they have belly buttons on their pictures???

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"What came first, chicken or the egg?"

Egg...well in evolution anyway.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What came first, chicken or the egg?

Egg...well in evolution anyway. "

Who laid the egg then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do instant cake making packets contain anti caking agent.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"What came first, chicken or the egg?

Egg...well in evolution anyway.

Who laid the egg then?

A dinosaur...birds evolved from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we evolved from monkeys, what the fuck is Adam and Eve all about, and why dont they have belly buttons on their pictures???

If Adam and Eve were created as the first man and woman, they wouldn’t have been connected to an umbilical cord, so they wouldn’t have a belly button after it was cut. Or something like that.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What came first, chicken or the egg?

Egg...well in evolution anyway.

Who laid the egg then?

A dinosaur...birds evolved from them."

Dinosaurs! Why didn't that cross my mind, so now it's what came first the egg or the dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s already built"

Because it's never truly built, someone always wants an extension, an alteration, a conservatory, new windows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it’s already built

Because it's never truly built, someone always wants an extension, an alteration, a conservatory, new windows... "

That’s deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't "phonetics" spelt phonetically?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down"

Not an elevator in the UK.

It's a lift, which is worse.

Should be an uppydownypeoplebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we have finger tips but we dont have toe tips

Yet we tip toe and we dont tip finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Not an elevator in the UK.

It's a lift, which is worse.

Should be an uppydownypeoplebox "

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Because it’s not a new build

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"If it’s already built

Because it's never truly built, someone always wants an extension, an alteration, a conservatory, new windows...

That’s deep "

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"If it’s already built"

If it's already built.... isnt it an erection?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Downevator

Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!

Still not any better haha

Could be worse, I could rebuff further and become an escalator

A wonkervator

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And where do birds go to die???

Usually my porch with help from my cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How you supposed to do oral with air mask on?"

Use a nasal cannula...better than being able to 'breathe through your ears'

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Are scrap metal dealers likely to be more ironic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is rocket science really that hard to understand?

Well, its not brian surgery is it?

I know a brain surgeon. He is a fucking idiot.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

How do you know when you're in the middle of nowhere.??

How do they get the non stick to stick to non stick pans

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Is there more spam in cans or on the internet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a ham burger made of beef not ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This hurts my brain"
so did this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are shelves empty of toilet roll but still full of imodium

Because the people panic buying them are such full of shit assholes they don't need it!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"How do you move a stationery cupboard.

See now, this particular question has perplexed me for many a year

By checking the spelling: E stands for Envelopes. A stands for trAins.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why are shelves empty of toilet roll but still full of imodium

Because the people panic buying them are such full of shit assholes they don't need it!"

And why are the Yanks panic buying guns? Gonna shoot the virus are they?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down

Not an elevator in the UK.

It's a lift, which is worse.

Should be an uppydownypeoplebox "

Uppydownypeoplebox

Love this!!!

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