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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I hope fixed doesn’t mind me starting another for him but I was enjoying a new type of thread

Join the thread, if there’s somebody in the thread that you want to message or ask a question, you have to privately ask someone else to message them for you.

If you receive a message answer through the mate privately or in the thread.

Rem_mber filters and that people may not want to reply to everyone which is fine, but if you are in, be prepared to be the mate too.

I’m in.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in again too

Thanks for standing in for fiddle sticks GG...I hope he got busy off the back of his last thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third time lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to be a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again too

Thanks for standing in for fiddle sticks GG...I hope he got busy off the back of his last thread "

My friend said "I'd like to meet Sophie one day" (it wasn't really my friend, sshhh)

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I made some new friends last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is different x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

G’wan then I’m in

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in again. I got some lovely messages on the last one. Wasnt able to reply on it as it was full when I read them back. Message me directly if you left a message for me on the last thread. I'm nice, mostly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox is open if you need a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again. I got some lovely messages on the last one. Wasnt able to reply on it as it was full when I read them back. Message me directly if you left a message for me on the last thread. I'm nice, mostly x"

I might have left one

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Willing to help if you want a mate or wingman

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I'm in again. I got some lovely messages on the last one. Wasnt able to reply on it as it was full when I read them back. Message me directly if you left a message for me on the last thread. I'm nice, mostly x"

Behave.. you’re adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Raven Red

Can you tell Raven Red I want to bite her arse

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Ah ok. We're in.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm in again. I got some lovely messages on the last one. Wasnt able to reply on it as it was full when I read them back. Message me directly if you left a message for me on the last thread. I'm nice, mostly x

Behave.. you’re adorable "

Haha, shhhhhhhhh, no one knows x

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

HippyChick my friend would like to have her over any other and preferably this Friday.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm in again too

Thanks for standing in for fiddle sticks GG...I hope he got busy off the back of his last thread

My friend said "I'd like to meet Sophie one day" (it wasn't really my friend, sshhh)"

My friend also said 'I'd like to meet HipppyChick one day too'

And ahhhhh, that wasn't my friend either heheee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I’m the geekiest wingman if anyone wants a message posting

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Peach eater my friend says I'd let him have a bite of mine

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

go on then I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm in again."

I'm glad you're in again...and I'm flattered

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then it was fun

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Loladaisy....wow you're popular

My friend says....Can you tell lola daisy that her ass is the last thing I want to see in this world please 

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x "

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven "

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll be back in a bit food is calling to me

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Could you tell peacheater400

That I love everyone of his pics and to cheer up. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was everyone’s friend on the last one. Maybe get a message this time?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x"

Hahaaaa can you even do subtle

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I was everyone’s friend on the last one. Maybe get a message this time? "

You got one that I was asked to post on the last thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was everyone’s friend on the last one. Maybe get a message this time?

You got one that I was asked to post on the last thread "

Did I?

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I was everyone’s friend on the last one. Maybe get a message this time?

You got one that I was asked to post on the last thread

Did I?"

Yep I always rem_mber your username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again too

Thanks for standing in for fiddle sticks GG...I hope he got busy off the back of his last thread

My friend said "I'd like to meet Sophie one day" (it wasn't really my friend, sshhh)

My friend also said 'I'd like to meet HipppyChick one day too'

And ahhhhh, that wasn't my friend either heheee "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I was everyone’s friend on the last one. Maybe get a message this time? "

Aww you deserve all the messages! I'm in (and ready to pass on messages for that fine arse of Incadescent's).

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x

Hahaaaa can you even do subtle "

Erm........ no! Lol x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 18/03/20 18:50:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but not sure what it’s all about

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll be back in a bit food is calling to me "

Back

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x

Hahaaaa can you even do subtle

Erm........ no! Lol x"

Nor does Fred x

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"In but not sure what it’s all about "

Basically if you want someone the thread do know something message someone else and they will post it anonymously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x

Hahaaaa can you even do subtle

Erm........ no! Lol x

Nor does Fred x"

Me, Fred and you made a good team x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky, my hippy friend fancies the pants of you!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

From a friend... x

Incandescent, would you like to sit on my lap and see what comes up

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sophie720 my friend says looking forward to round 2 x

So taking it that they're in this thread and not carried over from the last one....

Bring it on Raven

Haha, damn. Not so subtle was I x

Hahaaaa can you even do subtle

Erm........ no! Lol x

Nor does Fred x

Me, Fred and you made a good team x "

And the rest of you all! I could see hands and wands through that wall as well as feel them hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate wants to tell Lezzer to get her calendar in order as it needs a new date penned in soon 

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Still available to be a wingman if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Mr Bants

Please tell MrBants I want to get in his pants

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

I'll join in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Bants

Please tell MrBants I want to get in his pants "

Tell whoever's it is to send me a PM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a friend... x

Incandescent, would you like to sit on my lap and see what comes up "

Is this person desirable Saf?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'll play again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HippyChick my friend would like to have her over any other and preferably this Friday."

Tell your friend a million percent yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll play again "

Can I play too, Lily?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Club sandwich - my friend thinks the picture of you lying down looks very inviting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate wants to tell Lezzer to get her calendar in order as it needs a new date penned in soon "

On it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend said "Mr Bants, could you please remove that towel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend said "Mr Bants, could you please remove that towel""

I have the towel removed in a private picture....they'll have to message to receive it!

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

incandescent my mates says I think she needs to concede lowering her age bracket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some lovely, (and one frankly bizarre) messages last time but it did make me giggle!

In it for another go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bluebelle - my friend doesn’t want to admit it but your boots make him drool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Back in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

"

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

Lezzer - my friend says you’re an awesome shag and my other friend would like to verify that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???"

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe


"Club sandwich - my friend thinks the picture of you lying down looks very inviting "

There's plenty of room and I can be very accommodating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then "

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand..."

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?"

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loladaisy....wow you're popular

My friend says....Can you tell lola daisy that her ass is the last thing I want to see in this world please  "

Your friend should send me a message =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon ! "

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lezzer - my friend says you’re an awesome shag and my other friend would like to verify that"

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt "

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it "

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Anyone need a mate to pass on a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky, my hippy friend fancies the pants of you! "

I wonder who that could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky, my hippy friend fancies the pants of you!

I wonder who that could be "

Do you need help working it out

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him "

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette "

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free "

I do patisserie too! Who wants an éclair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free

I do patisserie too! Who wants an éclair?"

Will you feed it to me naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"incandescent my mates says I think she needs to concede lowering her age bracket "

Oooh by how much? I really can’t be doing with a 20 year old...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free "

Perfect, I’ve got the oven warming, after he’s brought it round, you can have what’s left of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lurks*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free

I do patisserie too! Who wants an éclair?"

Do you have much cream

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Im in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loladaisy - my mate says I fancy you and he doesn’t even realise how much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free

I do patisserie too! Who wants an éclair?

Do you have much cream "

Yes, but it needs whipping?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Citizen Sin.

My friend thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and wants to ride you into next week

If you friend said ‘since baguette’ i would have understood, but sliced bread??? Really???

You don't want my friend to ride you? Ok then

I don’t know who your friend is. You on the other hand...

Ah well, now you mention it .

Although, it depends, do you bring an actual baguette?

Baguette, stick, cane...choose your weapon !

Forget the stupid baguette,

You, a cane and that belt

Can I have your baguette then if she doesn’t want it

I changed my mind, I'm having all of him

That’s ok as long as I can have a dip of his baguette

An actual baguette, made of dough and cooked in an oven, feel free

I do patisserie too! Who wants an éclair?

Do you have much cream

Yes, but it needs whipping?"

I can whip it to a frenzy, secret techniques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... And already confused.. What could go wrong!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I'm in... And already confused.. What could go wrong! "

Everything and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky, my hippy friend fancies the pants of you!

I wonder who that could be

Do you need help working it out "

I’ve no idea who it’s is Chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... And already confused.. What could go wrong! "

Blackmidnight, my friend loves the look of your butt xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky, my hippy friend fancies the pants of you!

I wonder who that could be

Do you need help working it out

I’ve no idea who it’s is Chick "

Let me get my spy glasses on and I'll check it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackmidnight - my cane says it fancies meeting you several times in a row

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Too late to say I’m in ?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too late to say I’m in ?!?!"

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... And already confused.. What could go wrong!

Blackmidnight, my friend loves the look of your butt xx"

My butt just gave a little squeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... And already confused.. What could go wrong!

Blackmidnight, my friend loves the look of your butt xx

My butt just gave a little squeal "

Very generous, be sure to tick the box for gift aid!.... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blackmidnight - my cane says it fancies meeting you several times in a row"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach of PeachFuzz

My mate told me this over 3 hours ago but I was busy cleaning out a fish tank and mAAking and eating dinner.

“Anywhere will do!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still playing

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Nice to see so many people joining in anyone need a mate to pass a message on I’m available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick, I've got a friend who's thinking of taking up yoga - could you show him a few positions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick, I've got a friend who's thinking of taking up yoga - could you show him a few positions? "

Is said friend a hippy?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"From a friend... x

Incandescent, would you like to sit on my lap and see what comes up

Is this person desirable Saf?"

Very!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one have a message for train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick, I've got a friend who's thinking of taking up yoga - could you show him a few positions?

Is said friend a hippy?"

He's got hips.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it "

Do you know what to do?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it

Do you know what to do? "

RTFQ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testarossa

Is gorgeous, local and stunning I fancy a bit of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in I need a smile in my inbox

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it

Do you know what to do?

RTFQ??? "

At the risk of being an idiot what does that stand for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Testarossa

Is gorgeous, local and stunning I fancy a bit of her"

Then they should message me!

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it

Do you know what to do?

RTFQ???

At the risk of being an idiot what does that stand for? "

Haha. Read the f@king question

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait."

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm trying to figure out this thread but i like it

Do you know what to do?

RTFQ???

At the risk of being an idiot what does that stand for?

Haha. Read the f@king question "

Yep I’m an idiot lol well basically if you see some one your like or have a crush on or have always wanted to tell them something...pm a completely different person with a message for that person and they will put on the thread anonymously

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled "

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse "

I meant my mate said....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said.... "

Will she be joining us

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us "

She's hard to handle, be warned

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us

She's hard to handle, be warned "

I'm sure I will be too when handled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to be a mate for a while

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us

She's hard to handle, be warned

I'm sure I will be too when handled "

In that case it looks like it'll be me who has her hands full

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us

She's hard to handle, be warned

I'm sure I will be too when handled

In that case it looks like it'll be me who has her hands full "

I'll hold your hair back

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My mates self isolating so it’ll just be me posting for now

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I got a message on thread one and only just saw it!

I do like having my neck kissed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us

She's hard to handle, be warned

I'm sure I will be too when handled

In that case it looks like it'll be me who has her hands full

I'll hold your hair back "

That'll be only thing I'll have held back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting "

Your ‘mate’ huh?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

Your ‘mate’ huh? "

I told him not to say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll just sit in the corner and wait.

Get your coat you've pulled

Seeing as you've layed out your intentions, how could I refuse

I meant my mate said....

Will she be joining us

She's hard to handle, be warned

I'm sure I will be too when handled

In that case it looks like it'll be me who has her hands full

I'll hold your hair back

That'll be only thing I'll have held back "

Oooffftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

Your ‘mate’ huh?

I told him not to say anything "

Ahhh you....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

Your ‘mate’ huh?

I told him not to say anything

Ahhh you.... "

My mate said you can be tempted with lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

Your ‘mate’ huh?

I told him not to say anything

Ahhh you....

My mate said you can be tempted with lemon drizzle "

Your mate is 100% right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very in.

There's a couple of people on this thread that make me say...."Oh!"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Incandescent my mate wants his arse bursting

Your ‘mate’ huh?

I told him not to say anything

Ahhh you....

My mate said you can be tempted with lemon drizzle

Your mate is 100% right "

Well in that case, you know I can make a mean one that will melt on your tongue

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx "

Do I need a mate to say that I find you hot jo

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx

Do I need a mate to say that I find you hot jo "

Nope, you do not PP.

Jo.Xx

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Enjoyed this earlier so back in, happy to be the messenger too

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Still waiting in the wings if anyone needs a messenger

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Is this thread still going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobbychick- my mate wants to sample Essex’s delicacies and is looking for a tour guide. He thought you would be perfect for the role?

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By *belfastcpleCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds fun. I'm in. Let's do this.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobbychick- my mate wants to sample Essex’s delicacies and is looking for a tour guide. He thought you would be perfect for the role?"

Uhhh interesting...Tell him that I’d be a crap tour guide since I get lost wherever I go :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gobbychick- my mate wants to sample Essex’s delicacies and is looking for a tour guide. He thought you would be perfect for the role?

Uhhh interesting...Tell him that I’d be a crap tour guide since I get lost wherever I go :/"

I’ll tell him to make sure he brings his GPS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx "

My mate would like to take you out to that tree in your pics

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning mates.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Morning mates. "

Morning dude I hope you didn’t mind me carrying it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mates. "

Morning =)

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Morning all..

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx

My mate would like to take you out to that tree in your pics "

has your mate got a sister?

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll play for a little while.

Jo.Xx

My mate would like to take you out to that tree in your pics

has your mate got a sister?

D."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jo My "Friend" says he cant stop checking your arse out and wants to grind against it, he is a complete perve!

He has a sister

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jo My "Friend" says he cant stop checking your arse out and wants to grind against it, he is a complete perve!

He has a sister "

Is she fit though!?

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrigued, my mate says she would like to snog you and play with your boobs while you sit on your husbands face and she sits astride his cock!

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

As we are nearing the end I’d like to say thank you to everyone for joining in spreading some happiness and smiles and maybe a few other things in this time of worry, fear and anxiousness!

You are all wonderful people

And Loladaisy my friend says he thinks you are breathtaking, and hopes he can talk to you one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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