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Dildo shapes and sizes

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Ladies what's the biggest dildo you have in your toy box length and circumference in inches please and does it get used much.

The dildos for sale on some popular sextoy websites seem to be getting bigger and bigger and some are down right strange to look at so I guess there is a demand for them. Maybe some guys out there also have some.

I myself find nothing more sexy or a turn on than watching a woman riding a large/huge dildo (a fetish of mine) so come on ladies what's your biggest.

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Guess the ladies are keeping this one a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess the ladies are keeping this one a secret. "

Looks like its stop secret info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not telling you. But it's really big and thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not telling you. But it's really big and thick "

Sounds like a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not telling you. But it's really big and thick

Sounds like a good one "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference?

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference? "

Nope sorry don't know that one.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.

Its also extremely heavy, but I've kept it because if anyone ever breaks into the flat it will make one hell of a cosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest is in my photos best 40 quid from Amsterdam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.

Its also extremely heavy, but I've kept it because if anyone ever breaks into the flat it will make one hell of a cosh."

That's one not to be use then over then to hit someone with lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Fine i confess: 9 inches by 6.5 with 6 different speeds.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I heard sales of sex toys increased dramatically since announcement of self isolation and lock down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard sales of sex toys increased dramatically since announcement of self isolation and lock down "

Yours sounds like a fun one and it wouldn't surprise me is the sales have increased with the isolation I feel like getting a toy myself lol

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

My FwB and I ordered a new toy yesterday and it arrived lunchtime today. I am at work but so looking forward to finishing time now for us to test it out tonight.

Both a little worried about the size but at price we just had to have it hahah

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Fine i confess: 9 inches by 6.5 with 6 different speeds. "

Sounds like a fantastic fun toy that one.

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By *ehaveasolutionCouple
over a year ago

southeast


"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference? "

Yep...what size on do you have..?

Over cock and balls....hmmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.

"

Which colour is your fiat Punto ?

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference? "

Just look at the Patrick the Ogre Dildo if that's the one you mean looks very interesting

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.

Which colour is your fiat Punto ? "

Brown. It's deeply unattractive.

Wait... are you asking about the dildo, a car or my vag? Only if you want you know about my foof it's the Mary Poppins of vaginas, practically perfect in every way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.

Which colour is your fiat Punto ?

Brown. It's deeply unattractive.

Wait... are you asking about the dildo, a car or my vag? Only if you want you know about my foof it's the Mary Poppins of vaginas, practically perfect in every way."

I was mainly interested in your car

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference?

Nope sorry don't know that one. "

It's from Coupling. Jeff went into a sex shop and heard a woman asking about dildos, asking if they had "The Patrick". Patrick is his mate who reportedly has a massive wang.

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?

Does anybody know that reference?

Nope sorry don't know that one.

It's from Coupling. Jeff went into a sex shop and heard a woman asking about dildos, asking if they had "The Patrick". Patrick is his mate who reportedly has a massive wang. "

Are ok but there are some massive wang dildos out there.

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

The ladies are keeping this one a very close secret, not many owning up to having or owning one of these larger dildos.

But so many of the sex toy websites are out of stock of these larger toys just making me wonder who is buying them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a square one for a round hole ?

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Is there a square one for a round hole ?"

Yep I have seen a square dildo for sale somewhere on some website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a square one for a round hole ?

Yep I have seen a square dildo for sale somewhere on some website. "

Sounds painful

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By *ribsa OP   Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Is there a square one for a round hole ?

Yep I have seen a square dildo for sale somewhere on some website.

Sounds painful "

I guess the vagina will open up to any shape as long as there are no sharp corners to make it uncomfortable.

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