FabSwingers.com forum: Let me help :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Could you do some dusting for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Could you do some dusting for me?"

Damn it Jim!

I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Could you do some dusting for me?

Damn it Jim!

I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Oh I could definitely keep you busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could come clean mine for me?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Sounds awesome, any chance you can provide certification your virus free? Oh and one cough and your out!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I need to get a 2001 Corsa through its MOT.

What you like with suspension springs.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Poppy! Can you please come and sort out some herbs in a window box for me? Any will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello madam, well slip on a maids outfit and lend us a hand with domestic or non domestic duties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Oh I could definitely keep you busy "

How?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you bake?"
erm..... I can mix. Fancy some crispie cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could come clean mine for me? "

Clean your what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds awesome, any chance you can provide certification your virus free? Oh and one cough and your out!"

Oh I'm planning on wearing my hazmat suit just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get a 2001 Corsa through its MOT.

What you like with suspension springs. "

I like bouncing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Poppy! Can you please come and sort out some herbs in a window box for me? Any will do."

Yes! Although I must warn you that when I had window boxes I put too much flowers in and they blocked out almost the whole window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could come clean mine for me?

Clean your what?

Was on about house but you can clean anything you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello madam, well slip on a maids outfit and lend us a hand with domestic or non domestic duties

Right away Sir and/or Madam

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you could just pop along to work for me in the morning that would be lovely, I start at 5.45am so chop chop early riser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could come clean mine for me?

Clean your what?

Was on about house but you can clean anything you like

Get in the shower, I'll be there in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could just pop along to work for me in the morning that would be lovely, I start at 5.45am so chop chop early riser

That's REALLY early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could come clean mine for me?

Clean your what?

Was on about house but you can clean anything you like

Get in the shower, I'll be there in a minute

You got it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If you could just pop along to work for me in the morning that would be lovely, I start at 5.45am so chop chop early riser

That's REALLY early

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could just pop along to work for me in the morning that would be lovely, I start at 5.45am so chop chop early riser

That's REALLY early

I know

I'll do it, I think I'm over my sleep allowance anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello madam, well slip on a maids outfit and lend us a hand with domestic or non domestic duties

Right away Sir and/or Madam

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Both please we enjoy watching together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello madam, well slip on a maids outfit and lend us a hand with domestic or non domestic duties

Right away Sir and/or Madam

Both please we enjoy watching together

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By *lamingdiceMan
over a year ago

York

I'd like a blanket fort building

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a blanket fort building "

I'm an expert in Fort building!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Penis washerererer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you come and wash my car in a pair of hot pants and a white t shirt with no bra please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis washerererer

OK but I'll need to bring bleach, there's no soap left in the shops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you come and wash my car in a pair of hot pants and a white t shirt with no bra please?"

Erm..... It's bloody freezing outside! How about I wear those things indoors, just in the shower and bend around a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you come and wash my car in a pair of hot pants and a white t shirt with no bra please?

Erm..... It's bloody freezing outside! How about I wear those things indoors, just in the shower and bend around a bit? "

Done deal!

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

With all the club closures, I'm thinking about converting the spare room into mini club room? Any good with a paint brush or design ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With all the club closures, I'm thinking about converting the spare room into mini club room? Any good with a paint brush or design ideas?

Theme rooms!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP. Can you please tuck me in bed at night?

Thanks in advance.

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By *lub SandwichMan
over a year ago

Crewe

"With all the club closures, I'm thinking about converting the spare room into mini club room? Any good with a paint brush or design ideas?

Theme rooms! "

But what theme? Dungeon seems overdone, but I do love a good wet room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Help with my uni revision and practicals ... pleeeeeeease xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. Can you please tuck me in bed at night?

Thanks in advance.

I will. I'll even read you a story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With all the club closures, I'm thinking about converting the spare room into mini club room? Any good with a paint brush or design ideas?

Theme rooms!

But what theme? Dungeon seems overdone, but I do love a good wet room"

Unicorns

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Im not allowed in the office due to a poor immune system - not self isolating just working from home. Please just talk to me - Im a people person, I love talking to people and hate it (I have only done one day)!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With uni closed I have so much time on my hands, I don't know what to do with myself!

So let me give you a hand!

What can I do for you? Got any odd jobs you've been putting off? Something you want? A goal you need help with?

I'm up for it

Help with my uni revision and practicals ... pleeeeeeease xxx"

Sure, what's the subject?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not allowed in the office due to a poor immune system - not self isolating just working from home. Please just talk to me - Im a people person, I love talking to people and hate it (I have only done one day)!!

that's why I'm hanging around here. I live alone, this social distancing thing sucks balls!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP. Can you please tuck me in bed at night?

Thanks in advance.

I will. I'll even read you a story. "

Reader's wives??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can you cut hair

Looking to get hair cut but need to go barbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. Can you please tuck me in bed at night?

Thanks in advance.

I will. I'll even read you a story.

Reader's wives??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you cut hair

Looking to get hair cut but need to go barbers

I could give it a go! I'm pretty good at drawing straight lines, it can't be that much harder right?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP. Can you please tuck me in bed at night?

Thanks in advance.

I will. I'll even read you a story.

Reader's wives??

Can't blame a guy for trying.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Can you cut hair

Looking to get hair cut but need to go barbers

I could give it a go! I'm pretty good at drawing straight lines, it can't be that much harder right? "

Ummmmm

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Is this just job stuff or can it be sexual

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