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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Afternoon all, the kettle is on, who wants a cuppa?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Me please, I'd love a white coffee. It's been a mare of a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

Now you tell me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please, I'd love a white coffee. It's been a mare of a day!"

Anytime

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Black coffee please. Make it strong. Ta.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

Ooo posh biscuits too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll get me own then shall I

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t like tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like tea or coffee

I have soft drinks too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

Now you tell me.

I didnt have them earlier!

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Yes plz iv got an hour to my next job and bored tea strong beat that bag round the cup smidge of milk 1 sugar thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee please. Make it strong. Ta.x

So the spoon stands up in it?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don’t like tea or coffee

I have soft drinks too "

Whoop

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, me, meeee pweaseeee

"Afternoon all, the kettle is on, who wants a cuppa? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

Ooo posh biscuits too

I am a bit of posh, apparently!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

No touching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

Oy! Cold hands!!

Warm it up on your mug first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, me, meeee pweaseeee

Afternoon all, the kettle is on, who wants a cuppa? "

Tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we have another Harvey Weinstein case again

"Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

No touching "

Boo Where's the fun in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, 3 sugars, milk, and a straw as I don't want to stain my teeth

"Me, me, meeee pweaseeee

Afternoon all, the kettle is on, who wants a cuppa?

Tea or coffee? "

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Coffee one sugar and sneaks a hand on testarossa's bare thigh

Oy! Cold hands!!

Warm it up on your mug first!

I've got a ready break glow around my body

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

So you did

I did say it had been a mare of a day!

I'll give you a hand, you'll have a free one then

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mind reader, I knew I would see you here ha ha

"Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm a mind reader, I knew I would see you here ha ha

Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

If I'm not in here, I'll be wandering around your hotel

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes please!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

So you did

I did say it had been a mare of a day!

I'll give you a hand, you'll have a free one then

You’re so kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please!"

Tea or coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha yayyyy, everyone is at the hotel now, wonder what's happening?

"I'm a mind reader, I knew I would see you here ha ha

Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

If I'm not in here, I'll be wandering around your hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky Biscuit Dunker will be after you

"I've got jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

Biscuit whore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please I'll bring the cake

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Kinky Biscuit Dunker will be after you

I've got jaffa cakes

He's after my scones recipe

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone mention tea?

Someone also mention Lotus biscuits?

Biscuit whore!"

You've known this for a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee please I'll bring the cake "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Kinky Biscuit Dunker will be after you

I've got jaffa cakes

He's after my scones recipe

It's the one thing I don't do - Jaffa's.

You're right about the Scone recipe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'll never see the day you would reject a biscuit/cake

, I nearly fell off my sofa ha ha

"Kinky Biscuit Dunker will be after you

I've got jaffa cakes

He's after my scones recipe

It's the one thing I don't do - Jaffa's.

You're right about the Scone recipe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely need to keep a eye on him, he's always on the hunt

"Kinky Biscuit Dunker will be after you

I've got jaffa cakes

He's after my scones recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP

please could we have 2 white coffee's, one with a sweetener (hers)

Thank you so much x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi OP

please could we have 2 white coffee's, one with a sweetener (hers)

Thank you so much x"

Coming right up

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Need Irish coffee just had very expensive visit to vet with doggo

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

So you did

I did say it had been a mare of a day!

I'll give you a hand, you'll have a free one then

You’re so kind

True, but not much point if there's no touching

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Yes please!

Tea or coffee ? "

Earl grey tea, milk no sugar thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need Irish coffee just had very expensive visit to vet with doggo "

Sounds like you need something stronger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

So you did

I did say it had been a mare of a day!

I'll give you a hand, you'll have a free one then

You’re so kind

True, but not much point if there's no touching

Only mr Kipling can’t touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please!

Tea or coffee ?

Earl grey tea, milk no sugar thank you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll get me own then shall I

I’ve made you one, I said anytime

So you did

I did say it had been a mare of a day!

I'll give you a hand, you'll have a free one then

You’re so kind

True, but not much point if there's no touching

Only mr Kipling can’t touch "

Is he hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m sure he is

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I thought we were talking about Kipling cakes and jaffa cakes.

I think I need a vodka, screw the coffee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought we were talking about Kipling cakes and jaffa cakes.

I think I need a vodka, screw the coffee

Don't mention Jaffa cakes - evil tings

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought we were talking about Kipling cakes and jaffa cakes.

I think I need a vodka, screw the coffee

Don't mention Jaffa cakes - evil tings

Things, not tings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I have lotus biscuits to bring to the table

As it is a special occasion, let's get out the posh biscuits?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I thought we were talking about Kipling cakes and jaffa cakes.

I think I need a vodka, screw the coffee

Don't mention Jaffa cakes - evil tings

Things, not tings

I thought you'd gone all street on us

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought we were talking about Kipling cakes and jaffa cakes.

I think I need a vodka, screw the coffee

Don't mention Jaffa cakes - evil tings

Things, not tings

I thought you'd gone all street on us

Yeah innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It’s all about the brews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s all about the brews

A freshly made brew for you

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You know how I have mine but I know be getting my own

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s all about the brews

A freshly made brew for you

Ah thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s all about the brews

A freshly made brew for you

Ah thanks

And a little cake to go with it too

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s all about the brews

A freshly made brew for you

Ah thanks

And a little cake to go with it too "

Only if it’s birthday cake..

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Tea with blue top milk (if you have any) and 2 sugars please because I'm not as sweet as I look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea with blue top milk (if you have any) and 2 sugars please because I'm not as sweet as I look

On its way

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tea with blue top milk (if you have any) and 2 sugars please because I'm not as sweet as I look

If the OP can't accommodate your taste in beverage, I can. Total sweetness is not all it's cracked up to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 sweetener & milk plus a custard cream would be grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 sweetener & milk plus a custard cream would be grand

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

It must be wine o clock now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be wine o clock now? "

It totally is wine o'clock Freya!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"It must be wine o clock now?

It totally is wine o'clock Freya! "

If I had some it would be a nice French Cremant. What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends."

I think you need something stronger than coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be wine o clock now?

It totally is wine o'clock Freya!

If I had some it would be a nice French Cremant. What's yours? "

Half way through a nice glass of Malbec,

Fancy joining me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends.

I think you need something stronger than coffee "

I think you might be right

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends."

I just saw this. Really sorry you've had such a rough day and for your friends x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends.

I just saw this. Really sorry you've had such a rough day and for your friends x"

Thank you.

I work in London where 95% off my client base is. As most companies have shut down for working from home it has impacted us more than we would have imagined.

So we have gone from 30 people to 11 in the course of a day.

It would make sense if it was a Zombie invasion or something.

So big hugs to all who need them tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The kettle is now switched off...... there’s a big drink of something stronger for those that have had a shitty day, on me, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a strong cup of black coffee.

I have just survived a culling at work where people have been laid off or put on zero hours.

It has been a stressful day and I have been in tears for my poor friends.

I just saw this. Really sorry you've had such a rough day and for your friends x

Thank you.

I work in London where 95% off my client base is. As most companies have shut down for working from home it has impacted us more than we would have imagined.

So we have gone from 30 people to 11 in the course of a day.

It would make sense if it was a Zombie invasion or something.

So big hugs to all who need them tonight xx"

So sorry to hear this Lois, it must have been terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kettle is now switched off...... there’s a big drink of something stronger for those that have had a shitty day, on me, enjoy

You may have a boob message for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large coffee and a dictionary as I seem to have gone dyslexic or stupid probably latter I blame corona

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have red wine....don’t tell my tea leaves, they will get jealous

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I have red wine....don’t tell my tea leaves, they will get jealous "

Too late you already have

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I have red wine....don’t tell my tea leaves, they will get jealous

Too late you already have

I’m going to be on the hot chocolate tomorrow then

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I have red wine....don’t tell my tea leaves, they will get jealous

Too late you already have

I’m going to be on the hot chocolate tomorrow then

You need decaffeinating

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I have red wine....don’t tell my tea leaves, they will get jealous

Too late you already have

I’m going to be on the hot chocolate tomorrow then

You need decaffeinating

That sounds painful

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