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Toilet roll wars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're in the supermarket, there is one pack of toilet roll left, you go to grab it, but the person above also has a hand on it.

Could you beat that person in a fight and claim your toilet roll?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'd poke them in the eye

It does anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'd just stage a dirty protest if I was desperate

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit"

Well thanks for that, very kind of you, I'll give you half for being so kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit"

You get this a joke right?

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london


"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit

You get this a joke right?"

You get that I was making a joke also right?

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london


"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit

Well thanks for that, very kind of you, I'll give you half for being so kind. "

Why thank you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Some prat tried to buy 7 big packs of toilet roll when i went shopping at 11 pm last night... This is the idiots we have to deal with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit

You get this a joke right?

You get that I was making a joke also right?"

nope. completely missed that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go out tonight, and start doing the whole lobbing toilet rolls over people's houses. Imagine the look on freaked out people as they see ribbons of white flying and hanging over their houses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P"

I would knock you right the fuck out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P"

I'd have to set fire to you in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I would knock you right the fuck out!"

I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I'd have to set fire to you in return "

Disco inferno

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I would knock you right the fuck out!

I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident

P"

Lol. Does that still count as a Blowie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I would knock you right the fuck out!

I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident

P"

Ha ha, like you've ever thrown away a dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I would knock you right the fuck out!

I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident

P

Lol. Does that still count as a Blowie?"

In the world of imagination and excuses, almost anything can be what you say it is.... as long as you believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P

I would knock you right the fuck out!

I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident

P

Ha ha, like you've ever thrown away a dick!"

Turpin went off a cliff son, that's coz his real name was Richard and he tried to trick me

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.

P"

Hahaha this is so what id do!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have 4 loo rolls left.... but i live by myself....

when should i start playing "supermarket roulette"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have 4 loo rolls left.... but i live by myself....

when should i start playing "supermarket roulette"? "

I've got a plan. I'm gonna piss on the weeeeeeds in the garden to kill them at the root. My patio will have never been so sprout free.

I can't use the scented rolls coz it gives me sandpaper minge and that's all that's left so I may aswell set fire to my fanny now and get it over with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d let them have it

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm just thinking of that scene in 'The 51st State' where Samuel L Jackson gives all those skinheads turbo laxatives instead of the drugs they think it is, then as they're all suffering major diarrhoea blowbacks he just throws one bog roll in and walks out laughing

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