FabSwingers.com forum: Anal Sex & Marriage

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thought I would put it out there that I love a girl who enjoys anal sex but if they were to actually ask me for it, the chances are that I'd put a ring on their finger. Couple that with them being a good cook and the altar is booked!!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Question: is anal sex better than vaginal sex? (No I dont do anal just to clarify)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've heard of worse reasons for proposing. I'll wager that the cooking will prove more of a reason to remain in the marriage than the anal sex.

My criteria for marriage at my stage in life would be ; good looking, financially stable,interested in bdsm, in that order. Fortunately I have no need to look for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you out your ring on her finger too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I will never be the woman for you

Gutted!

I give the best blowjobs though.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I asked my wife if we could try anal sex years ago, but she replied that she’d tried it with someone else, and it hurt, so never again!

Fortunately for me there are plenty of other ladies out there who love it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it tighter and enjoy it. Not fussed about marriage though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always take it up the ass and I give a damn good bj too.

Looking for a relationship with the right guy.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I'm a rubbish cook.

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

You know she's the one when she lets you put it in her bum

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

Cum on what?

Mrs TMN x

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Question: is anal sex better than vaginal sex? (No I dont do anal just to clarify)

Well I've never had vaginal sex so anal is by far the best for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done marriage twice not ended well both times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the one.. but he put a ring on another woman's finger

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Will you marry me lol

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I always take it up the ass and I give a damn good bj too.

Looking for a relationship with the right guy.

Marriage proposal is now in the post........

Due to current restrictions......

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

"I've heard of worse reasons for proposing. I'll wager that the cooking will prove more of a reason to remain in the marriage than the anal sex.

My criteria for marriage at my stage in life would be ; good looking, financially stable,interested in bdsm, in that order. Fortunately I have no need to look for that"

Where I have reached in life leads me to put bdsm is top of the list. The rest largely comes down to being over ridden by personality and therefore are negotiable. Does anal is a bonus, good at bj's Brucie bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love anal, I’m a good cook too. Proper marriage material me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Minchin has a song about Anal sex and god, called 10ft cock and a few hundred virgins, hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love anal, I’m a good cook too. Proper marriage material me

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love anal, I’m a good cook too. Proper marriage material me

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love anal, I’m a good cook too. Proper marriage material me

Marry me!

Message me!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Too bad I’m already married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I would put it out there that I love a girl who enjoys anal sex but if they were to actually ask me for it, the chances are that I'd put a ring on their finger. Couple that with them being a good cook and the altar is booked!!!

I love anal but I do not want your ring on my finger!! I only receive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please fuck my arse?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Too bad I’m already married

To me

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By *ow Solo and SeekingCouple
over a year ago

ST9

I used to say to my ex " Goz on my arse and fuck it") , we were spooning once and his cock went in my pussy I said " you've got the wrong hole " love anal , lou x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Too bad I’m already married

To me

Can you make dinner tonight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Too bad I’m already married

To me

Can you make dinner tonight

Your favourite, creampie?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Too bad I’m already married

To me

Can you make dinner tonight

Your favourite, creampie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was the one.. but he put a ring on another woman's finger

Clearly he lacked sense x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

Maybe I will

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

One of the main reasons i married J was because she likes it up the kyber pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

Maybe I will

I'm gonna need a definite answer!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"One of the main reasons i married J was because she likes it up the kyber pass

Lucky you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

Maybe I will

I'm gonna need a definite answer!

Your so needy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

Maybe I will

I'm gonna need a definite answer!

Your so needy

You ken it, I ken it and even Patsy Kensit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just like try it!

Been on my bucket list for years!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

How on gods green and virus riddled earth are you not finding anal without having to put a ring on it

Anyway, anal and vaginal both have definite plus points so neither one over the other for me thanks, it's all about who the lady is and not which hole they will let you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on gods green and virus riddled earth are you not finding anal without having to put a ring on it

Anyway, anal and vaginal both have definite plus points so neither one over the other for me thanks, it's all about who the lady is and not which hole they will let you in

It was a bit of a joke and to see what sort of replies I'd get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never tried anal until I joined fab, and I have a failed marriage behind me

omg!! Maybe that was it!! We didn’t do anal...hang on, he also hated blowjobs, me instigating sex and anything other than face to face vaginal...obviously I was destined for fab all along, haha x

They should teach this when you go for the marriage crap with the church- the couple that have anal together, stay together

Viv xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I never tried anal until I joined fab, and I have a failed marriage behind me

omg!! Maybe that was it!! We didn’t do anal...hang on, he also hated blowjobs, me instigating sex and anything other than face to face vaginal...obviously I was destined for fab all along, haha x

They should teach this when you go for the marriage crap with the church- the couple that have anal together, stay together

Viv xx"

This may well be true....I've enjoyed anal but never got married and I find myself being single.....

Oh well, who's up for bum fun but no ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never tried anal until I joined fab, and I have a failed marriage behind me

omg!! Maybe that was it!! We didn’t do anal...hang on, he also hated blowjobs, me instigating sex and anything other than face to face vaginal...obviously I was destined for fab all along, haha x

They should teach this when you go for the marriage crap with the church- the couple that have anal together, stay together

Viv xx

This may well be true....I've enjoyed anal but never got married and I find myself being single.....

Oh well, who's up for bum fun but no ring

Haha, I’m a lady so I won’t take this to a filth level, and assume the only ring in question is a diamond one

but I’m not materialistic anyway so no jewellery required when I have bum fun

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is why I'm not married yet. I knew there must be some reason behind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I'm not married yet. I knew there must be some reason behind it.

Meli, we’re behind you getting your bum to the most fabbed pics, but you must be prepared for more than just your bum being admired, if you’re to snag a wedding ring. And be able to cook, forgot the other thing as couldn’t think beyond bum fun, haha, but it’s anal or a life with only your maiden name as your legacy

Viv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

Oh for you to be a wee bit older

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Didnt know I was marriage material. Obviously I am

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"Didnt know I was marriage material. Obviously I am

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on one knee lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"One of the main reasons i married J was because she likes it up the kyber pass

Lucky you

The border has just been closed!!!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

We got engaged with her sitting on me with my cock up her arse....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sorry, I'm already married

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm married and not at all domesticated. ..

Sorry OP, you aren't having much luck .

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

"Didnt know I was marriage material. Obviously I am

on one knee lol"

grab yer coat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit, I can't cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done marriage twice not ended well both times

I wouldn't recommend it either ... and the thought of being in isolation with him for 14 days

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit, I can't cook "

We can get take aways!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

Is that an offer?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No anal and no marriage for me..guess I'll just be a bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex never wanted to. It wasn't the only reason we divorced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like anal sex and I'm a fantastic cook! But I'm taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like anal sex and I'm a fantastic cook! But I'm taken

Where shall we go on the honeymoon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like anal sex and I'm a fantastic cook! But I'm taken

Well theres a dangling carrot!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m a crap cook and not looking for marriage so it’s a pass from me

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

So many men like to give but refuse to take it, wimps!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So many men like to give but refuse to take it, wimps!!!"

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many men like to give but refuse to take it, wimps!!!"

Havent done pegging as yet but would consider it if my partner wanted it .. a lot..i was d*unk and very horny...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So many men like to give but refuse to take it, wimps!!!"

I came close to one night. One girl got a little rough and I couldn't relax so asked her to stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guy proposed and that night I said, "You gave me a ring so now enjoy yours..." as I got into all fours on the bed, Lol. Love anal, it's a sexy treat! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guy proposed and that night I said, "You gave me a ring so now enjoy yours..." as I got into all fours on the bed, Lol. Love anal, it's a sexy treat! Mrs x"

How lucky can a guy get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guy proposed and that night I said, "You gave me a ring so now enjoy yours..." as I got into all fours on the bed, Lol. Love anal, it's a sexy treat! Mrs x

How lucky can a guy get "

Haha, I remind him every day! Joke

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guy proposed and that night I said, "You gave me a ring so now enjoy yours..." as I got into all fours on the bed, Lol. Love anal, it's a sexy treat! Mrs x"

What a brilliant thing to say to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi..i love anal..cooking im a 1 pot girl but very tasty lol...done my Fab apprenticeship..looking for more ..bit of fab life thrown in 4 birthdays etc lol..see my profile lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guy proposed and that night I said, "You gave me a ring so now enjoy yours..." as I got into all fours on the bed, Lol. Love anal, it's a sexy treat! Mrs x

What a brilliant thing to say to him

Haha, when I'm witty, I'm on fire! Doesn't happen alot.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi..i love anal..cooking im a 1 pot girl but very tasty lol...done my Fab apprenticeship..looking for more ..bit of fab life thrown in 4 birthdays etc lol..see my profile lol xx

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Too bad I’m already married

Divorce him and marry me Busty!

Maybe I will

Haha love this, we are both married but not to each other, separated though, vanilla definitely wasn't for us, second time round you kind of know what you're looking for, we found it in each other and are very happy with what we have

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Oops forgot to say, we love Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love anal sex...mmm... yum yum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a rubbish cook."

That's fine I enjoy cooking

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By *UPASOAKERandMASTERCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

"I love anal, I’m a good cook too. Proper marriage material me

In the year 1999, I used to drive everyday from Newport to Usk to see a girl I dated for about 6months towards the end of my uni days in Cardiff... Yes, she was that good!

Was that you by any chance?

Ps; My girlfriend reckons the odds are as good as that of winning the lottery lol.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I dont understand girls who like anal more than vaginal, they scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the orderly queue for Fab Swingers Channing Tatum

Told you working at the hotel will help ha ha!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Define ‘girl’!

Guessing we’re not talking 50+?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Define ‘girl’!

Guessing we’re not talking 50+?

Or -18

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

Love anal here, can cook really well, give a brilliant BJ and generally think I'm pretty decent wife material. Shame for you that I'm already married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was answering on the behalf of my old chum Mr. Bants I think his version of a girl is 20-40 years old, but a cougar 40 year old lol, but if he's in the hotel guzzling alcohol anyone with flicking eyelids ha ha ha! He's soooo going to laugh at this tomorrow

Define ‘girl’!

Guessing we’re not talking 50+?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

Love anal here, can cook really well, give a brilliant BJ and generally think I'm pretty decent wife material. Shame for you that I'm already married

Nothing wrong with a bit of polygamy...

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Hi..i love anal..cooking im a 1 pot girl but very tasty lol...done my Fab apprenticeship..looking for more ..bit of fab life thrown in 4 birthdays etc lol..see my profile lol xx"

With current restrictions in place my marriage proposal is in the post....

P.S. I’m a dab hand at ironing and washing up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will only do anal if I love you

And I am a good cook.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not one single offer? Jesus ladies.....cum on

Love anal here, can cook really well, give a brilliant BJ and generally think I'm pretty decent wife material. Shame for you that I'm already married

Nothing wrong with a bit of polygamy...

If Bants is up for it, so am I

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Ohh that's why he proposed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok....to answer the age questions. For marriage material, they would have to be late 20's to anything just slightly younger than me (38) and seriously into the gym.

For a one off nice meal and a one off fancy shag, they could be 18-65 and my standards can drop a little!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ok....to answer the age questions. For marriage material, they would have to be late 20's to anything just slightly younger than me (38) and seriously into the gym.

For a one off nice meal and a one off fancy shag, they could be 18-65 and my standards can drop a little!

Seriously into the gym dam do I look like I go to the gym pass the cake I’m out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok....to answer the age questions. For marriage material, they would have to be late 20's to anything just slightly younger than me (38) and seriously into the gym.

For a one off nice meal and a one off fancy shag, they could be 18-65 and my standards can drop a little!

Seriously into the gym dam do I look like I go to the gym pass the cake I’m out

We can go to the gym together and work up an appetite for cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect for being honest about this fetish my G.

I like to think im an old school romantic.. but im in the same situation. Over the years I've realised my biggest kink is when some of my ex's love and enjoy me sticking it on their butt... its not a question you can ask on the first date though lol...

Good luck... it is risky though, and comes with long term health issues.

if you find that perfect woman... please do let us know how you tied the knot... God daam I could do with the advice

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