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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha You would love it really, or.. On the other hand throttle some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

All day essentials? What might these be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

"I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

"All day essentials? What might these be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha I know you too well

"Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well

"Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

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me if its free and on coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be televised? I’ll watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a massive hotel, more than enough rooms available, even has underground naughty rooms as well

Gyms, huge grounds with woodland, swimming pools, sauna, jacuzzi, you name it this place has it all

"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

me if its free and on coast

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Did anyone see the Big Brother with the Zombie outbreak ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And it's televised for all the naughty voyeurs

"Will it be televised? I’ll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a massive hotel, more than enough rooms available, even has underground naughty rooms as well

Gyms, huge grounds with woodland, swimming pools, sauna, jacuzzi, you name it this place has it all

Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

me if its free and on coast

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I'm on my way give me the coordinates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too crowded 2 meter rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeahhhhhh, I have seen it, it's really good actually, worth watching

"Did anyone see the Big Brother with the Zombie outbreak ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all

"Too crowded 2 meter rule "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yayyyyy, all are invited

"It's a massive hotel, more than enough rooms available, even has underground naughty rooms as well

Gyms, huge grounds with woodland, swimming pools, sauna, jacuzzi, you name it this place has it all

Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

me if its free and on coast

I'm on my way give me the coordinates

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Yeahhhhhh, I have seen it, it's really good actually, worth watching

Did anyone see the Big Brother with the Zombie outbreak ?"

It was brilliant. What great idea it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all

Too crowded 2 meter rule "
IQ test I'll win hands down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought it felt realistic, I've actually watched it twice because it was that good

"Yeahhhhhh, I have seen it, it's really good actually, worth watching

Did anyone see the Big Brother with the Zombie outbreak ?

It was brilliant. What great idea it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha

"Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all

Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha

Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all

Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down

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me take the piss......... naaaaa

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

I dont like hotels

I'm going to camp in Wales

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't worry I can laugh at myself so feel free anytime

"Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha

Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all

Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down

me take the piss......... naaaaa

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well

Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker

"Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well

Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol"

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By *ensual -lover69Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

I'd move in with you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get that suitcase packed, the party is incoming

"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods

Who's moving in?

I'd move in with you xx"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker

Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well

Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol"

Haha I know, you naughty thing. I just feel content now I know there’s plenty of enticing things there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as my place shuts down I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Purrrrfect, look forward to seeing you, Mr. Bants will greet you at the entrance to help with luggage

"As soon as my place shuts down I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel

"As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the d*unk at the end of the bar that everyone loves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We will have special buffet evenings for everyone, and we will make a special cake, tea and biscuit spread just for you

"Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker

Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well

Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here

All day essentials? What might these be?

I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers

Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol

Haha I know, you naughty thing. I just feel content now I know there’s plenty of enticing things there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Everyone needs them at a good party

"I'll be the d*unk at the end of the bar that everyone loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel

As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.

Jo.Xx "

That's fantastic we're on our way.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I have a room with a lock and an en suite I am there.

Not into sharing a bathroom and I class myself as a selective extrovert.....

Got to love your own space too.

The rest of the time I will be in the jacuzzi and that random naked streaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

"Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yayyyyy, we look forward to seeing you

"Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel

As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.

Jo.Xx

That's fantastic we're on our way.

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha the room with a lock part made me laugh

All the wants and needs everyone requests, it's all at the hotel

Sounds like you're bringing the fun

"As long as I have a room with a lock and an en suite I am there.

Not into sharing a bathroom and I class myself as a selective extrovert.....

Got to love your own space too.

The rest of the time I will be in the jacuzzi and that random naked streaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!

When do I start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start

"Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!

When do I start?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start

Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!

When do I start?"

Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Noooooo, would I do such a thing?

You are lovely, so you deserve extra niceness

Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!

When do I start?

Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha Noooooo, would I do such a thing?

You are lovely, so you deserve extra niceness

Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time

Ha ha I know you too well

Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies

I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.

That was my plan!

Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!

Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!

When do I start?

Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me?

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