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"I can burp the alphabet backwards while d*unk  "What can you do sober? | |||
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"I can burp the alphabet backwards while d*unk
What can you do sober? "That you will have to find out  | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though. "Does anyone around here do things sober!?! I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff  | |||
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"Make things out of balloons.... including a cock n balls (complete with helmet) P" Now that's a skill! Can you make a vag too? | |||
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"I twitch my boobies "Can you do it in time to music? | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
Does anyone around here do things sober!?!
I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff "Oh god, wasn’t there a guy who used to put a can of or something up his arse? | |||
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"I can eat 3 packets of extra strong mints, down a litre of and then fire jets of bubbles out my nose."  perfect! | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music? "Indeed I can | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
Does anyone around here do things sober!?!
I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff
Oh god, wasn’t there a guy who used to put a can of or something up his arse? "Yes! A can of cola. It was the pint of milk he poured up there then collected in a cup to drink that got me though! | |||
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"I can play the piano. A video of this is in our profile if you are interested. Hannah can sing." Beautiful! Piano is my favourite instrument. | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can "What's your go to song? | |||
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"I can lick my elbow whilst standing on my head playing Angel of Death by Slayer on the Kazoo. " You're in! | |||
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"Knife throwing... not into a target or anything. Just kinda throwing them "Erm...... Health and safety might not approve but fuck it, you're in! | |||
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"I can play the piano. A video of this is in our profile if you are interested. Hannah can sing. Beautiful! Piano is my favourite instrument. " We're getting on very well today!  | |||
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"Make things out of balloons.... including a cock n balls (complete with helmet) P Now that's a skill! Can you make a vag too? " Yep, you pop the cock, leave the balls and tie it off
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song? "That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that? | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that? "I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!! | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!! "Me either  | |||
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers. " I won't ask how you discovered you could do that. | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either "I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI | |||
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song." Can I dress you up as Gizmo? | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI"I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think | |||
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song. Can I dress you up as Gizmo? " Erm...let's say yes! | |||
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song. Can I dress you up as Gizmo? Erm...let's say yes!" The fucking sexiest gizmo I've ever seen | |||
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song. Can I dress you up as Gizmo? Erm...let's say yes! The fucking sexiest gizmo I've ever seen " | |||
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers. I won't ask how you discovered you could do that. "aww but why not? haha | |||
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"I'd treat you all to a smutty poetry reading. Hopefully more a target audience than my usual poetry jam lot who very much disapprove
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"I can godzilla challenge the shit outta it word for word" What's the godzilla challenge? | |||
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers. I won't ask how you discovered you could do that.
aww but why not? haha"Love the Clangers | |||
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"I can godzilla challenge the shit outta it word for word What's the godzilla challenge? " Eminem godzilla challengez youtube it x | |||
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition! So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent? " Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes | |||
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"I can godzilla challenge the shit outta it word for word" that's how fast I talk normally | |||
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition! So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent? Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes "That's an achievement in itself! | |||
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition! So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent? Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes
That's an achievement in itself! "I know right? | |||
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"I can gargle the national anthem with a mouth full of cum!!! " The Queen will love that. | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? " Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. | |||
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"I sing what kinda stuff? " I will give anything a try... | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though. "I have booze!  | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze! "On my way! | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI
I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think "The tune is called Wheels and it was a hit for Billy Vaughn in 1961. https://youtu.be/wap13V9ZQcc I dare you to ask me how you found that out. See if it bores the pants off you. Luke | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. " Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. | |||
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"I can suck a condom up my nose and make it come out of my mouth
"OK once I get over the gagging you're in! | |||
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI
I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think
The tune is called Wheels and it was a hit for Billy Vaughn in 1961.
https://youtu.be/wap13V9ZQcc
I dare you to ask me how you found that out. See if it bores the pants off you. Luke "What makes it annoying is the video next on the list after the one I posted was called wheels and I could've worked it out myself!! | |||
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"I sing what kinda stuff? I will give anything a try... " Spice girls? | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. " You will definitely know this ain't wine... ... | |||
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"I sing what kinda stuff? I will give anything a try... Spice girls? " Go on then, which tune you thinkin? | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze!
On my way! "Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze!
On my way!
Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr "Meet me half way....its a bit of a trek  | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. You will definitely know this ain't wine... ... "Especially if I have to chew | |||
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"I sing what kinda stuff? I will give anything a try... Spice girls? Go on then, which tune you thinkin?" 2 become 1 | |||
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk. I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze!
On my way!
Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr
Meet me half way....its a bit of a trek "Deal!! | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. You will definitely know this ain't wine... ...
Especially if I have to chew "...no chewing needed...quality musical jizz... it will be like having melted ben and Jerry's slidding down your throat....honest | |||
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"I have litres of musical cum Where do you keep it? Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. You will definitely know this ain't wine... ...
Especially if I have to chew
...no chewing needed...quality musical jizz... it will be like having melted ben and Jerry's slidding down your throat....honest "Will it dance as it goes down like in a proper musical? | |||
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"I can suck a condom up my nose and make it come out of my mouth
OK once I get over the gagging you're in!"I've got a clip of it too | |||
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