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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. A CD of Jimmy Burns screaming for 10 hours (https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23)

2. A loud stereo

3. The coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mini monster, my laptop and her iPad, what time do we set off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. A CD of Jimmy Burns screaming for 10 hours (https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23)

2. A loud stereo

3. The coronavirus "

Can I be on a different island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. A CD of Jimmy Burns screaming for 10 hours (https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23)

2. A loud stereo

3. The coronavirus

Can I be on a different island

There is no other island

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Taking the virus with you to the place of peace

Loving the screaming had to search that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Private jet taxi is outside now, we will land in your garden shortly, to collect you

"My mini monster, my laptop and her iPad, what time do we set off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll, pasta, handwash. Fuck you PoF, I'm ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha I'm howling, loving the choices

"Toilet roll, pasta, handwash. Fuck you PoF,

I'm ready! "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf

Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits

"Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits "

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

fishing rod, a pack of cards (does anyone know the rules of 52 card pick up?) and a big box of Fish n Chip crisps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone loves 52 card pick up, definitely a game everyone should play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat no 1

Cat no 2

Cat no 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book, a nice bottle of scotch and......

That's all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwwwwww, cat mummy

"Cat no 1

Cat no 2

Cat no 3

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf

Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits

Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits "

You know me too well and thank you miss lovely

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Coffee

Chocolate

Condoms

Covers most of the necessities ... if i could sneak a fourth in it would be gin ...

Vixen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The simple things = Bliss

"A book, a nice bottle of scotch and......

That's all."

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Sunglasses, sunlotion and budgie smugglers.

Ready when you are!!

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A big bottle of Sand Hanitizer

A red satin dress

A guitar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're welcome, if there's tea, biscuits and cake involved, you're there

"If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf

Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits

Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits

You know me too well and thank you miss lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because you asked nicely, I'll allow the 4th item

And everyone needs a bottle of something

"Coffee

Chocolate

Condoms

Covers most of the necessities ... if i could sneak a fourth in it would be gin ...

Vixen "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taxiiiii

"Sunglasses, sunlotion and budgie smugglers.

Ready when you are!! "

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"fishing rod, a pack of cards (does anyone know the rules of 52 card pick up?) and a big box of Fish n Chip crisps! "

Fish n chip crisps are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Niceeeee mix of items

"A big bottle of Sand Hanitizer

A red satin dress

A guitar. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

Fishing equipment

Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwwww, cat mummy

Cat no 1

Cat no 2

Cat no 3

Love my pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The countries favourite item = Toiket roll

"Toilet roll

Fishing equipment

Tequila "

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"fishing rod, a pack of cards (does anyone know the rules of 52 card pick up?) and a big box of Fish n Chip crisps!

Fish n chip crisps are my favourite

I'll share a pack if you play 52 card pick up with me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We alll love a pussy

"Awwwwwww, cat mummy

Cat no 1

Cat no 2

Cat no 3

Love my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog roll.

Fleshlight

Years supply of pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items)

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carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwwww, cat mummy

Cat no 1

Cat no 2

Cat no 3

Love my pussy

I can see why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha years supply of pizza made me laugh

"Bog roll.

Fleshlight

Years supply of pizza. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen this a lot lately, the obsession with Carol Vorderman ha ha, isn't she like 70 years old?

"Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items)

carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Alex polizzi, a big jar of and a wind up radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're on an island, surely you don't need bog roll as there's loads of leaves to wipe your bum with?

Chocolate, gin and tonic for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen this a lot lately, the obsession with Carol Vorderman ha ha, isn't she like 70 years old?

Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items)

carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows

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omg she is gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had to look up Alex Polilizzi and I was all excited thinking it was going to be a sexy man, and I was disappointed =',[[[[ I haven't seen The Hotel Inspector before, so I can't comment

"Alex polizzi, a big jar of and a wind up radio."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Check you out Jumanji going all Action Man going for the leaves as a substitute for toilet roll ha ha

"If you're on an island, surely you don't need bog roll as there's loads of leaves to wipe your bum with?

Chocolate, gin and tonic for me!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't seen her for years, but I will google her of today and get back to you on that

"I've seen this a lot lately, the obsession with Carol Vorderman ha ha, isn't she like 70 years old?

Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items)

carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows

omg she is gorgeous

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Typical man list

"Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Typical man list

Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is the 3rd item a gun?

Or.. The upgrade version of a MP3 Player?

"Typical man list

Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

Awww thanks "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Is the 3rd item a gun?

Or.. The upgrade version of a MP3 Player?

Typical man list

Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

Awww thanks "

A gun, for hunting purposes and to pass time only. I'm not crazy - honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dog

Dog Food

And some pasta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha Awwwww, you're lovely

At least if there was a hunger crisis, we can all count on you to bring the food home

"Is the 3rd item a gun?

Or.. The upgrade version of a MP3 Player?

Typical man list

Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds

Awww thanks

A gun, for hunting purposes and to pass time only. I'm not crazy - honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwwww, a devoted doggy mummy

"My Dog

Dog Food

And some pasta"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Awwwww, a devoted doggy mummy

My Dog

Dog Food

And some pasta"

It could be the male and leaving the missus at home. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knife

A box of matches

Sun cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is a scouts survival kit in a nutshell

"A knife

A box of matches

Sun cream

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