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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm putting together some care packages to get us through lock down when it happens.

What would you like in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nudes

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I'm putting together some care packages to get us through lock down when it happens.

What would you like in yours? "

You!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear spray please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity "

You and me both! And chocolate

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Nudes"

Is that men and women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nudes"

Hmmm I will get cutting and sticking from old pornos from under my mattress then! Hope you don't mind they are from late 1990s. Hairy muffs all the rage then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting together some care packages to get us through lock down when it happens.

What would you like in yours?

You!"

I'm too big to fit sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Momoa please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bear spray please "

It smells like shit but ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity "

Oh dear ... you are usually the sane one round here, panicking a bit now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jason Momoa please x"

Sorry he's all mine, I'm keeping him.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A couple of bottles of

The Macallan rare cask single malt whisky please.

2 large bags of porridge oats.

15 tins of baked beans

3 large crusty loaf's uncut.

8cans of tuna I. Spring water

A packet of pitta breads

Bottle of salad cream.

A jar of Manuka honey

10 triple ply loo rolls.

5 large bags of salted pretzels

And some dark chocolate.

And a pair of your dirty knickers.

If you can get all that just the loo rolls whisky and dirty knickers thanks x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity

Oh dear ... you are usually the sane one round here, panicking a bit now "

If I'm the sane one we're fucked.

But I meant around me. Tesco is like a fucking war zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of bottles of

The Macallan rare cask single malt whisky please.

2 large bags of porridge oats.

15 tins of baked beans

3 large crusty loaf's uncut.

8cans of tuna I. Spring water

A packet of pitta breads

Bottle of salad cream.

A jar of Manuka honey

10 triple ply loo rolls.

5 large bags of salted pretzels

And some dark chocolate.

And a pair of your dirty knickers.

If you can get all that just the loo rolls whisky and dirty knickers thanks x"

My laundry basket is free for a rummage? I'm gonna put a wash on before work so you better get a shifty on.

Loo roll I'm negotiating with someone atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity

Oh dear ... you are usually the sane one round here, panicking a bit now

If I'm the sane one we're fucked.

But I meant around me. Tesco is like a fucking war zone."

Here's the same, you need to go and bollock them all!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity

Oh dear ... you are usually the sane one round here, panicking a bit now

If I'm the sane one we're fucked.

But I meant around me. Tesco is like a fucking war zone.

Here's the same, you need to go and bollock them all! "

"Outta my way, I just want some fucking soap! One!

You. You with twenty. Put them back. Didn't you learn to share as a toddler?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm putting together some care packages to get us through lock down when it happens.

What would you like in yours? "

You know what I want in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jason Momoa please x"

Good call !! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they sell sanity? I need some more motherfucking sanity

Oh dear ... you are usually the sane one round here, panicking a bit now

If I'm the sane one we're fucked.

But I meant around me. Tesco is like a fucking war zone.

Here's the same, you need to go and bollock them all!

"Outta my way, I just want some fucking soap! One!

You. You with twenty. Put them back. Didn't you learn to share as a toddler?""

You got this ... I'll bring my spanking stick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting together some care packages to get us through lock down when it happens.

What would you like in yours?

You know what I want in mine "

Haha well we need to sort out this deal on loo roll first

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