FabSwingers.com forum: If anyone runs out of bog roll

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you suggest they should use.

The sillier suggestions the better.

Obviously just getting a shower after a shit, or a flannel that you can wash and reuse is too logical. Or even leaves if camping. Silly ones please to lighten the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat

They are self cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sun.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I always knew my odd sock collection would come in handy one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eye makeup remover pads

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Wire wool ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Sun."

Scorchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out and drag your arse on the grass like a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you suggest they should use.

The sillier suggestions the better.

Obviously just getting a shower after a shit, or a flannel that you can wash and reuse is too logical. Or even leaves if camping. Silly ones please to lighten the mood.

I've just bulk bought rizal papers just incase, 300,000 should be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back up to the oven, bake it and peel it off, also helps remove hair.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Hose pipe and a scrubbing brush in the garden.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

A small step ladder so that you can get your arse level with the electric hand drier after you have washed it off.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"A small step ladder so that you can get your arse level with the electric hand drier after you have washed it off.

Then again it could we fun with one of those Dyson airblades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here at work we are giving free food in exchange for toilet rolls then giving these toilet rolls out the elderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of nettles in the field at the bottom of our street

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I save all my ablutions for work ensuring the 2639 rolls of double quilted with aloe Vera in peach and in white that I have stacked in the cupboard under the stairs with Harry Potter, remain safely untouched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slice of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure washer xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Their least liked family member.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Use an hedgehog & when you’ve done, put it back in the garden and the smell should keep its predators at bay, so everyone wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jetwaSh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their least liked family member. "

That would be my brother then

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

There's a great clip on the Interwebs of a gorilla apparently wiping itself with a baby gorilla...

If you have a baby gorilla handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson's face

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Boris Johnson's face

He’d like that but if u can’t find him u can use my face

lol

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Nothing u will only have another shit and make it dirty again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyones been camping socks always last resort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here at work we are giving free food in exchange for toilet rolls then giving these toilet rolls out the elderly

That’s mighty kind of your work

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sandpaper

Pinocchio would love it

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"There's a great clip on the Interwebs of a gorilla apparently wiping itself with a baby gorilla...

If you have a baby gorilla handy."

Or borrow someone's baby

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wallpaper bits, when you are going to redecorate.

Inconsiderately parked cars - wind and rain will clear it, after you've moved your bum around it, not forgetting the driver door handle

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Wire wool ..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We suggest you come round to us. We have a stash of loo rolls and we are open to bribary from people we find attractive.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"There's a great clip on the Interwebs of a gorilla apparently wiping itself with a baby gorilla...

If you have a baby gorilla handy.

Or borrow someone's baby

I'm not certain, but have a feeling this might not go down too well...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slice of bread"

Hope you don't get a yeast infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not running out, I'm fully stocked.

But the of chance I do I will be using 3 little sea shells.

If you know you know

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"There's a great clip on the Interwebs of a gorilla apparently wiping itself with a baby gorilla...

If you have a baby gorilla handy.

Or borrow someone's baby

I'm not certain, but have a feeling this might not go down too well...

;-)"

Everyone has to make sacrifices in these trying times.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I'm not running out, I'm fully stocked.

But the of chance I do I will be using 3 little sea shells.

If you know you know"

Know reference but they never tell u how to use them

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm gonna use luttece leaves.....don't worry tho, it's only the tip of the iceburg

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

What ever is on the neighbours washing line next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually not funny anymore I know a few people who don't have any at all. Because of the so called panic buying.

Larne Ballymena and most of the shops nearby me have none at all.

Every one saying don't panic buy. But once they hear of friends and family having none people panic and buy every single one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that doesn't give me a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greaseproof paper, cut in little squares, be just like my primary school loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not running out, I'm fully stocked.

But the of chance I do I will be using 3 little sea shells.

If you know you know

Know reference but they never tell u how to use them "

The only downside that is. I'm sure we could figure it out though

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