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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a geologist, so I'm useful for everything from locating resources to figuring out where might be best to rebuild society and how to face any environmental changes.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm a farmer and have woodland survivalist skills

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

im pretty good at labouring on sites so know my way around most trades also not to squimish so no probs about hunting food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might sit tight and crack a few off into test tubes, purely to help with repopulation of course - and I definitely won’t enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the town d*unk

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an ideologist who's going to ensure tolerance and equality for the LBGT community

A friggin dreamer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can massage the tired workers at the end of a long day

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Anarchy rules - oxymoronically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good cook and a half-decent gardener. Grew some pretty damn good carrots last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lumberjack and I don't care........

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm a lumberjack and I don't care........"

Explains a lot

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m quite free with my sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take the tight leather (crotch less) trousers and over powered car xx

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m very good with my hands, apparently.. so can I come into yr village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?"
i bring panic shopping and sleepless nights to the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I support young people with special needs. I know I'm not useful to many, but I am to them

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm completely expendable, Mr N on the other hand has loads of skills and would be in great demand.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I support young people with special needs. I know I'm not useful to many, but I am to them

Come be special with me hun

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm going to gather a group of blanks, and wander the wasteland looking for a good time.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Mice are good for lots of foraging and have a surprisingly large set of skills. Just going to do our thing and keep going.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"I'm a geologist, so I'm useful for everything from locating resources to figuring out where might be best to rebuild society and how to face any environmental changes."

I can lend my archaeological and historical insight, and I’m pretty good with a shovel when it comes to laying the foundations of the Fab metropolis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Toolmaker and Mechanical Engineer.

Can I help?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can locate underground water fairly accurately (6th gen diviner) and I found last year it also works a bit with Tuna from helicopter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im useful too Im Market Gardener i know how to grow veg & make wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I support young people with special needs. I know I'm not useful to many, but I am to them

That makes you very useful people like you help children like mine thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a very good cuppa xx

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?"

As a former car dealer I'd flog him the ridiculously overpowered car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mr) work for the ambulance service and Mrs is a teacher so we may come in handy at some point...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I know shit loads about shit loads of things, legacy of a lifetime reading every book I've got my hands on. In a pinch i can make stuff from wood using fairly basic hand tools. If i can cannibalise some electronic components, i can build you a radio. I can handle some simple first aid, and with a few library books do more complex stuff (though i might kill the first few patients i tried it on). I can turn ingredients into almost edible food. I also know how to lose my temper and shout at obstructive fuckwits...

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

As nobody will be able to afford cars, you will only have bikes and scooters for transport. I can fit the tyres for those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at telling people what to do....

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can make bread and cakes

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?

As a former car dealer I'd flog him the ridiculously overpowered car.

Former and current car dealers are out in the wasteland I'm afraid based purely on the fact that they are for the large part knob heads.

Sorry

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I’m not a gynocologist... but I’ll take a look at it for you

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm in the media so I'll just get blamed for everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Henry's Cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the media so I'll just get blamed for everything!

Honestly,its all your fault!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm in the media so I'll just get blamed for everything!

nah. Supply and demand. You give what the people want.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I have a feeling I'll be working down with the pig shit..

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?"

I can make or repair almost anything and orchestrate rational work plans

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?

I can make or repair almost anything and orchestrate rational work plans "

Oh and I can cook x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?

I can make or repair almost anything and orchestrate rational work plans

Oh and I can cook x"

Oh and grow stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at growing stuff, I can sew and crochet, I’m pretty good with my hands

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?

I can make or repair almost anything and orchestrate rational work plans

Oh and I can cook x

Oh and grow stuff"

Oh and climb scary things and trees

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

I can sew, knit and crochet so I can make clothes if any were needed

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Software engineer - you're going to need me to reprogram the cyborg assassin that you'll be sending back in time to protect the future leader of the resistance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy you do an excellent job

Well done

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Plumber / domestic gas engineer

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Plumber / domestic gas engineer "

Knowledge in survival skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nurse I think I could apply a plaster or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work un health care, but spare time i shoot/hunt, so I'll be game for aligning with a hard working group.

I can also butcher what been hunted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new world order Has started a town let's call it barter town has sprung up and we need people who are going to be able to contribute to the greater good and rebuilding the world.

There's no banks,no internet,no computers, no TV.

So that's bankers and nerd's thrown out into the wastland Along with celebrities and useless influencers and fuck it let Chuck accounts and traffic warden's out.

We have enough fertile males and females going at it to repopulate.

Me I'm a carpenter so yup well useful.

What can you bring?

Or are you going to be a lone warrior wandering the wastland helping those in need dressed in tight leather trousers and driving a ridiculously overpowered car?"

I could do the latter. I could even be the crazy guy in a flying machine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I support young people with special needs. I know I'm not useful to many, but I am to them

You're already indispensable here!..

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

I'm also a nurse so maybe useful

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I'll be the DJ who ensures there's always plenty of industrial tech-metal or banging schranzcore playing in all the club/rave scenes.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

In the immortal words of the late Beatle and genius John Lennon.... IMAGINE!

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'll be the DJ who ensures there's always plenty of industrial tech-metal or banging schranzcore playing in all the club/rave scenes. "

To the wasteland with the mutants with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schemes along these lines all over the country tbh used to be more popular but have a feeling they'll be coming back into vogue ...

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

First aid, cartwheels, compassion, plucky, can climb stuff, counselling, singer, play warrior, hugs.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"First aid, cartwheels, compassion, plucky, can climb stuff, counselling, singer, play warrior, hugs.

Can make a good fire out of very little too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an interview for the aftermath in a month or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the DJ who ensures there's always plenty of industrial tech-metal or banging schranzcore playing in all the club/rave scenes. "

I like the sound of that...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

If anyone needs a bukakke I am a good wanker

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'll be the DJ who ensures there's always plenty of industrial tech-metal or banging schranzcore playing in all the club/rave scenes. "

Nothing better than a sex armadillo that plays banging tunes. I'll be on your island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a village idiot yet? I'll forward my CV

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