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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To buy a rolling pin. This'll be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you gonna do with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you gonna do with it? "

Shove it up my arse of course.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Make sure it's a good old fashioned wooden one - useful to fend off raiders when the world falls apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get a wooden one then. Splinters. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you gonna do with it?

Shove it up my arse of course."

I want to make some pasta. Specifically I'm looking for a Materello which is a longer rolling pin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you gonna do with it?

Shove it up my arse of course."

That's one hole plugged. Plug them all and there's no chance of the virus getting in! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure it's a good old fashioned wooden one - useful to fend off raiders when the world falls apart. "

You think everybody is panic buying rolling pins? Ohh.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"What you gonna do with it?

Shove it up my arse of course.

I want to make some pasta. Specifically I'm looking for a Materello which is a longer rolling pin."

Buy a pasta machine - so much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you gonna do with it?

Shove it up my arse of course.

I want to make some pasta. Specifically I'm looking for a Materello which is a longer rolling pin.

Buy a pasta machine - so much better "

I had one but can't use it to make the pasta I want. I'm making Calamarata.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

25 quid from Debenhams. Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"25 quid from Debenhams. Fuck off."

Go buy some ready made pasta..... Oh wait!!

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By *ecndaveCouple
over a year ago

axminster

Ann summers have some

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"What you gonna do with it?

Shove it up my arse of course.

I want to make some pasta. Specifically I'm looking for a Materello which is a longer rolling pin.

Buy a pasta machine - so much better

I had one but can't use it to make the pasta I want. I'm making Calamarata."

But they make better dildos

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