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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Just coughed. How long have I got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just coughed. How long have I got? "

Minutes.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a scientific way of working it out would you like me to walk you though it step by step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical "

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside "

He's gone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you wash your hands you'll be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

He's gone now. "

Shame

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

He's gone now.

Shame "

He'll be sorely missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

He's gone now. "

That was quick, didn't you try CPR?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

He's gone now.

That was quick, didn't you try CPR? "

Im out of date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical

Gives you enough time for a quick BJ.

Upside

He's gone now.

That was quick, didn't you try CPR?

Im out of date. "

Behave, you're only 44

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a scientific way of working it out would you like me to walk you though it step by step"

I doubt he’ll live long enough to hear the whole explanation.

#Doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a scientific way of working it out would you like me to walk you though it step by step

I doubt he’ll live long enough to hear the whole explanation.

#Doomed"
well first step is to bend over and lift your knees up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 2 pUt your head between your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 3 kiss you ass goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just coughed. How long have I got? "
youve got 27 seconds to go ha ha ha what ya laughing at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you had a condom on you'll be fine. If not.... Goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion you have 3

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just coughed. How long have I got? "
you will be fine x

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

I take it you don’t know the code in a glory hole?

You give one cough back, when it appears, ..... I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you this step as well....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just coughed. How long have I got? "

As long as he didn't sneeze and fart at the same time, then I'm sure you'll have a long and loving relationship x

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just coughed. How long have I got?

As long as he didn't sneeze and fart at the same time, then I'm sure you'll have a long and loving relationship x "

His remains are now on the pyre im afraid, it's like foot and mouth all over again!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just coughed. How long have I got?

As long as he didn't sneeze and fart at the same time, then I'm sure you'll have a long and loving relationship x

His remains are now on the pyre im afraid, it's like foot and mouth all over again!! "

Hoof would have believed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it you don’t know the code in a glory hole?

You give one cough back, when it appears, ..... I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you this step as well...."

I must admit I don’t know the glory hole code

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Wipe yr arse, just case u survive

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just coughed. How long have I got?

As long as he didn't sneeze and fart at the same time, then I'm sure you'll have a long and loving relationship x

His remains are now on the pyre im afraid, it's like foot and mouth all over again!!

Hoof would have believed it. "

that's terrible!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Wipe yr arse, just case u survive "

Good plan

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

He only coughed to cover up his fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought when men coughed in cubicles, that meant a penis was about to be pushed through a hole in the adjoining wall?

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