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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My right nostril is blocked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My right nostril is blocked!

D."

Isn't it awesome?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m a bit sinusey. Might have a wank to cheer me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's St Patrick s day and all the pubs are closed over here,

But hey we're alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both nostrils are blocked

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"My right nostril is blocked!

Isn't it awesome?

I think it’s been blocked for 25 years!

I hardly even notice now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm self isolating because I have developed a smokers cough (bloody marvellous)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both nostrils are blocked

Your mouth must be open all the time then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the office. There's less work being done than if we were at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my toe, thought but was broken....it's not, just bruised! Chalk that up as a win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing blocked here...

Just having the horn thinking I can’t get away for a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just eaten a giant milk chocolate chip cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have just eaten a giant milk chocolate chip cookie"

And you didn't share

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By *uxomBoobs195Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

My mum has invited us over to make chocolate guiness cake!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

My toilet is blocked.

So I’m going to fish everything out and put the toilet paper on the washing line so I can reuse it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised I forgot to do the washing up last night, bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm about to eat breakfast. Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting prepared to sell Mrs and her friends pants online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got the horn

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the horn

Again?

I think the last time was in 2011

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the horn

Hehe, so have I now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the horn

Wank it out Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!"

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! "

Just scrape off the blackened bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!

Just scrape off the blackened bits"

They were beyond the point of rescue bro

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy."

But will you be able to get more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!

Just scrape off the blackened bits

They were beyond the point of rescue bro

Ah, that bad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy.

But will you be able to get more?

Now that the question..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

* that's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked."
I'm going panic buying this morning

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Wrestlemania is still going ahead

Well kinda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up in me loft self insulating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! "

Come here I’ve got some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't we all...is it that fact were not supposed to be out and any that makes it worse.

Although I would out sex in the "essential requirement for social interactions" category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy.

But will you be able to get more?

Now that the question..

Get to Tesco and panic buy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy.

But will you be able to get more?

Now that the question..

Get to Tesco and panic buy!!!"

I'll ask whistleandflute to get me some more

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My cat is destroying my shoebox

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My Fitbit won't update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!"
why what ya gonna do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

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ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it

There's never enough of Nutella I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it

There's never enough of Nutella I say

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ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!

I love the smell of burnt toast!!!

It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!

Come here I’ve got some

On my way

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm being persuaded to have breakfast alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being persuaded to have breakfast alcohol.

Don't think I would need to be persuaded

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being persuaded to have breakfast alcohol.

Champagne always goes well in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it

There's never enough of Nutella I say

ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks

Don't get caught!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning

Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do

Get me some more Nutella, will you?

ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it

There's never enough of Nutella I say

ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks

Don't get caught!!"
its ok I'll go in twenty times just to make sure

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You'll be pleased to know that my breakfast was very nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I watched a movie with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. Was ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched a movie with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. Was ok."
I've seen that movie, have you seen blood diamond?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m on the worlds slowest bus.

On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched a movie with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. Was ok.I've seen that movie, have you seen blood diamond? "

Yes I have. A few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on the worlds slowest bus.

On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver"

Why is it slow?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m on the worlds slowest bus.

On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver

Why is it slow?"

Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back.

The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m on the worlds slowest bus.

On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver

Why is it slow?

Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back.

The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery "

It's not Cliff Richard is it??

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Spending day in pjs on sofa with dog under fluffy blanket

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x"

Just one thing missing though...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though... "

And that is...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?"
a black dong

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?"

MEEEE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?a black dong

Don't you mean shlong? Lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?

MEEEE

Lol, God loves a trier.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?a black dong

Don't you mean shlong? Lol"
either i like to rhyme

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x

Just one thing missing though...

And that is...?

MEEEE

Lol, God loves a trier.x"

(Blows raspberry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking a cuppa while one of my cats suckles on my jumper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now my left eye is a bit runny. Ffs.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top

Did you wash them on your way out as well?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top

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Did you wash them on your way out as well?"

Bugger, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a shortcut on a walk and a bramble cut my shin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top

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Did you wash them on your way out as well?

Bugger, no

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m up in me loft self insulating

Still self insulating but unemployed as from today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came twice earlier watching gay porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came twice earlier watching gay porn.

Male or female ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came twice earlier watching gay porn.

Male or female ? "

Definitely men, I dont get turned on watching women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came twice earlier watching gay porn.

Male or female ?

Definitely men, I dont get turned on watching women lol"

I do

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just get naked and keep smiling as this will not last forever.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just get naked and keep smiling as this will not last forever.x"

But I’m in Asda shopping !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just woken up. Same shit, different day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just woken up. Same shit, different day

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is your flat starting to feel like a prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 hour shift start in an hour and 7 mins; lucky people at home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just woken up. Same shit, different day

is your flat starting to feel like a prison

I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just woken up. Same shit, different day

is your flat starting to feel like a prison

I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me."
ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just woken up. Same shit, different day

is your flat starting to feel like a prison

I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me.ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe

Thanks. I try

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I’ve had terrible indigestion the past few nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a coffee

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