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"My right nostril is blocked! D. Isn't it awesome? " I think it’s been blocked for 25 years! I hardly even notice now! D. | |||
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"Both nostrils are blocked " Your mouth must be open all the time then | |||
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"I have just eaten a giant milk chocolate chip cookie" And you didn't share | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! " I love the smell of burnt toast!!! | |||
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"I've got the horn Again? " I think the last time was in 2011 | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! I love the smell of burnt toast!!!" It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! I love the smell of burnt toast!!! It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! Just scrape off the blackened bits" They were beyond the point of rescue bro | |||
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"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy." But will you be able to get more? | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! I love the smell of burnt toast!!! It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! Just scrape off the blackened bits They were beyond the point of rescue bro " Ah, that bad? | |||
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"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy. But will you be able to get more? " Now that the question.. | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked." I'm going panic buying this morning | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning " Oh don't you start again! | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! I love the smell of burnt toast!!! It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! " Come here I’ve got some | |||
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"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy. But will you be able to get more? Now that the question.. " Get to Tesco and panic buy!!! | |||
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"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy. But will you be able to get more? Now that the question.. Get to Tesco and panic buy!!!" I'll ask whistleandflute to get me some more | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!" why what ya gonna do | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do " Get me some more Nutella, will you? | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do Get me some more Nutella, will you? " ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it " There's never enough of Nutella I say | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it There's never enough of Nutella I say " ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks | |||
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! I love the smell of burnt toast!!! It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! Come here I’ve got some " On my way | |||
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"I'm being persuaded to have breakfast alcohol. " Don't think I would need to be persuaded Enjoy! | |||
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"I'm being persuaded to have breakfast alcohol. " Champagne always goes well in the morning | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it There's never enough of Nutella I say ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks " Don't get caught!! | |||
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"What's yours? My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it There's never enough of Nutella I say ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks Don't get caught!!" its ok I'll go in twenty times just to make sure | |||
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"I watched a movie with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. Was ok." I've seen that movie, have you seen blood diamond? | |||
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"I watched a movie with Leo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. Was ok.I've seen that movie, have you seen blood diamond? " Yes I have. A few years ago. | |||
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"I’m on the worlds slowest bus. On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver" Why is it slow? | |||
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"I’m on the worlds slowest bus. On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver Why is it slow?" Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back. The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery | |||
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"I’m on the worlds slowest bus. On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver Why is it slow? Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back. The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery " It's not Cliff Richard is it?? | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x" Just one thing missing though... | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... " And that is...? | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...?" a black dong | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...?" MEEEE | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...?a black dong " Don't you mean shlong? Lol | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...? MEEEE " Lol, God loves a trier.x | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...?a black dong Don't you mean shlong? Lol" either i like to rhyme | |||
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x Just one thing missing though... And that is...? MEEEE Lol, God loves a trier.x" (Blows raspberry) | |||
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"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top )" Did you wash them on your way out as well? | |||
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"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top ) Did you wash them on your way out as well?" Bugger, no | |||
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"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top ) Did you wash them on your way out as well? Bugger, no " Oh dear. | |||
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"I’m up in me loft self insulating " Still self insulating but unemployed as from today | |||
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"Came twice earlier watching gay porn. " Male or female ? | |||
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"Came twice earlier watching gay porn. Male or female ? " Definitely men, I dont get turned on watching women lol | |||
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"Came twice earlier watching gay porn. Male or female ? Definitely men, I dont get turned on watching women lol" I do | |||
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"Just get naked and keep smiling as this will not last forever.x" But I’m in Asda shopping !! | |||
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day " is your flat starting to feel like a prison | |||
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day is your flat starting to feel like a prison " I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me. | |||
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day is your flat starting to feel like a prison I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me." ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe | |||
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day is your flat starting to feel like a prison I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me.ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe " Thanks. I try | |||
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