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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you struggle to make conversation face to face?

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By *ine of BootyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester


"as its only a fuck site really"

This is why you're finding it hard man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you struggle to make conversation face to face?"

I’m taking bets

1/100 odds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People get fuck on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"

I normally tell them Im in their area.. then discribe my raging horn in great detail.

After that if I think they are really special Ill tell them that I am going to ruin them of other men

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s a fine art, if you don’t have the ability ... might as well forget it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really

Oh dear! "

Hahaha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Fuck site?

Shit I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been offering tea and cake and hoping for friendly socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow!

That's enough internet for one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck site?

Shit I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been offering tea and cake and hoping for friendly socials "

Still waiting for my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck site?

Shit I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been offering tea and cake and hoping for friendly socials

Still waiting for my cake "

I've got some on the end of my boab for ya!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

And the gold medal goes to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you attach your cock picture with the message? Surely if it's just a fuck site, that should be enough..

Oh hang on, it's your avatar. I take it back.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Fuck site?

Shit I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been offering tea and cake and hoping for friendly socials

Still waiting for my cake "

Oh nuts hang on - be right with you

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"

"Now I know what you are thinking, "Did I win the Lottery"; "was I Mother Theresa in a former life?" "Did I just crash land on the planet Adonis" and whilst I humbly acknowledge your awe at being chosen by me, none of the above is applicable. I was staring at that gorgeous picture of your gaping foo and well, it just winked at me, I know, i know it's hard to understand but it was like something out of Harry Potter film. So here I am to brighten your day and wave my magic wand to say "Hi"

*Terms and conditions apply, the author of this post cannot accept responsibility for inevitable disappointment, results may vary*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Experiment with your opening conversation in clubs, which you could then implement and develop further here.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Your attitude goes along way from that little speech can see as you come off with wrong attitude wether u mean to or not

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"People get fuck on here? "

Not any more for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remember that I'm talking to actual people and show the same respect I would in person. It being "just a fuck site" means nothing.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I just remember that I'm talking to actual people and show the same respect I would in person. It being "just a fuck site" means nothing. "

Exactly basic manners and interacting skills don’t change just because here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"

Its a site so be civil.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That's where I'm going wrong.

Tut tut.

I thought my charm and wit would get meets with charming ladies.

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I should just ask them for a fuck.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

OP - do what I do dude! It’s always best to be straight up and honest with all these birds - put in the title exactly what sums up what you want to say in the message. It needs to catch their eye and chime with exactly what they want or need. So, I habe three titles I use depending how I feel. They always work:

1. FUCK FUCK FUCK

2. Fancy a fuck?

3. I want stick my hard cock up your cunt - isn’t that nice of me!

The third can also be used in the main text. Never call them birds by their names or bother reading their profiles - they’re only birds and too thick to right poperly anyways. Always call them ‘Babe’, ‘Duck’, ‘Darlin’ or ‘Fanny’! If you really want to make em feel special you could try calling em ‘muffy’ or ‘cunny’. There’s this bird at work actually called ‘Cunny’! Nearly spat my drink out when she introduced herself as Cunny! I thought whoohey babe! Naughty name lol!!!!

Anyway, in the main text you can sort of tell em about your cock and why they’d like it up em like! You know, persuade them that you’re s sex god like I do. What really impresses them is bragging about bedding tons of birds in the past. Must be in the thousands though - hundreds don’t impress on a site like this so make up a nice big number, say 23,459 and you can get them all excited by saying they could be your 23,460th notch on your bedpost! Then they’ll feel special. Anyway, hope those little titbits of advice help you mate. Always works for me! After all, as you said, it’s s great fuck site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People get fuck on here?

Not any more for a while "

Oh fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t answer that yourself your in trouble

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"People get fuck on here?

Not any more for a while

Oh fuck "

Oh go on then.

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