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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best " Who's wow | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow " Oh and you are wow  | |||
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"Sorry that should say who wants to get laid by the best next.lol Sadly predictive text doesnt like me and I'm lazy and dont proof read lol " Proof read your business tag line before use as well   | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow Oh and you are wow "No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut  | |||
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"My god its not going well for.my proof reading today taxi for wd" There's an uver on the way   | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut "I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol  | |||
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"My god its not going well for.my proof reading today taxi for wd There's an uver on the way "Hahaha I walked into that one lol | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol "I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me | |||
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"Do you fill in the cracks too?" Somehow "do the grouting" doesn't have the same double entendre to it Fnarr fnarr | |||
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"Do you fill in the cracks too?" In a patio yes with an exterior jointing compound known as weather point it's great stuff | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol
I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me "Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best Who's wow Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol
I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me
Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol"Ooops, he's going in the back  | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo "Hahaha what about nailed like a fence or screwed like a decking??? | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo "He could trim your bush | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush "He definitely likes DIY doesn't he | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best " I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way? | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he "Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro | |||
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business. So wow wants to get laid by the best I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way? "Oh you know I'd come down your garden wifey and you wouldn't even have to pay me xxx | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro "Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios "People come to me lol | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol"So they bring there garden to you?  | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you? "No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens. I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol"Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it | |||
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"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services But each to there own" Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it "Ok that one makes no sense | |||
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"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services But each to there own Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack " Bigger companies can get away with it more through tv adverts and convey it's a joke. Someone you've likely never heard of and have a whole host to select from that dont use cheap tricks to get customers will have alot more interest But that's just my personal opinion. | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense "So you don't lay bricks then just slabs | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense
So you don't lay bricks then just slabs "I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol | |||
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly Whipped like cream And pounded like doe But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense
So you don't lay bricks then just slabs
I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol"Can you screw screws or plow fields or pound doe or fill cracks or oil nuts up | |||
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