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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just reading about the latest suspected bomber they have arrested. He had his pants full of explosives and was planning to blow a plane out of the sky with his gusset.

As he is a muslim extremist, I am guessing that he was promised 70 virgins for his sacrifice. My question is, what would he do with them after he had blown his bollocks to pieces?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Daily mash had a great story on this...apparently al quiada are now getting their plans from Viz...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daily mash had a great story on this...apparently al quiada are now getting their plans from Viz... "

It would not surprise me, makes you wonder what the next thing will be. Already had the shoe bomber and the pant bomber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have 70 virgins in the promise land when you can find 1 dirty fecker on here who knows what they're doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why have 70 virgins in the promise land when you can find 1 dirty fecker on here who knows what they're doing "

Great point. Maybe we could email Al-Queada the FAB link and that would be the end of terrorist attacks!!!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Why have 70 virgins in the promise land when you can find 1 dirty fecker on here who knows what they're doing

Great point. Maybe we could email Al-Queada the FAB link and that would be the end of terrorist attacks!!!"

dont you think there are enough single males on here already we would welcome the 70 virgins though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a CIA plant!...probably going to Langley to get his cock sucked by Pamela Landy for a job well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do they still make virgins ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@op - pant bombs?

obviously they dont have sex in the afterlife then....

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"@op - pant bombs?

obviously they dont have sex in the afterlife then....

Wolf

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yep, pant bombers! google underwear bombs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@op - pant bombs?

obviously they dont have sex in the afterlife then....

Wolf

yep, pant bombers! google underwear bombs! "

anyone who puts explosives round their nadgers has to be tapped

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!

Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!

Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time, "

I mean, if the detonator was sensitive, you just couldn't fart could you... horrendous

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!

Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time, "

Stop filling your keks full of fertiliser then!

Or at least set the timer properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, if the bomber dies a martyr then he gets 70 virgins and 70 wives.

All that glory for no sex and constant nagging!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reckon they'd be dead easy to spot at an airport though...

guy walking round like yosemite sam with a bad case of piles.... yup that'll be the pantbomber!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!

Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time,

Stop filling your keks full of fertiliser then!

Or at least set the timer properly! "

lol, think i was on a short fuse last time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70 Virgins ain't much though is it? not when yer stuck there for an eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70 mother in laws is what I'd be worried about!!!!

It's actually now come out that the bomber was a CIA agent who was undercover. He made the CIA aware of the plot and the organisers, who were then drone attacked to death in Yemen. Pretty amazing work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus thats 70 women who are going to be rubbish in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus thats 70 women who are going to be rubbish in bed."

Don't forget - you've got an eternity to 'educate' them though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just reading about the latest suspected bomber they have arrested. He had his pants full of explosives and was planning to blow a plane out of the sky with his gusset.

As he is a muslim extremist, I am guessing that he was promised 70 virgins for his sacrifice. My question is, what would he do with them after he had blown his bollocks to pieces? "

They are saying he was a double agent now. I wonder if that means he has his pants inside out.

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