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"I’ll make the tea  "That is the most important role! | |||
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"Need sky remote and a can of lynx in action shots" Definitely! How else will we know what a stud the man is? | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! " Anything I can help with?  | |||
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"Eh....hello! I'm right over here! " are you volunteering to be the star? | |||
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"I’d love to help - have u got any initial ideas for plot? How about a coronavirus self isolation orgy ?" Ooooooooh contemporary, I like it! | |||
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I can also do the music.
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! Anything I can help with? "You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it!  | |||
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"I'd be in it, if you want to audition me. Where's that casting couch?
I can also do the music.
Luke "Just over there, Big Dave the Daddy Bear is doing the auditions. Better get lubed up! | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! Anything I can help with?
You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it! "This jobs going to age me really quickly
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"I’ll clarify - whole group of people with the virus in a hospital ward - get sum sexy doctors and nurses - job done " I'm not sure a virus is sexy 
I was thinking more the epidemic got so bad they're hiding there to avoid it? | |||
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"We're here to offer our services.
Jo.Xx "Very sexy services they are too | |||
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You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it!
This jobs going to age me really quickly
But I'm a solid worker so I'll keep those pesky gapes out of here "You're strong, you can do it  | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! Anything I can help with?
You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it!
This jobs going to age me really quickly
But I'm a solid worker so I'll keep those pesky gapes out of here
You're strong, you can do it "Hope I get paid right, cash not needed | |||
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"I hope you do it like Erika Lust "I don't know who she is but I shall Google! | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! Anything I can help with?
You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it!
This jobs going to age me really quickly
But I'm a solid worker so I'll keep those pesky gapes out of here
You're strong, you can do it
Hope I get paid right, cash not needed "Is my gratitude not enough!?! | |||
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"If your theme is a bit niche and involves 50-something bald guys then I’d be delighted to help in any way I can." Everyone is welcome, it'll be like a pick n mix, a bit of something for all tastes. | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! Anything I can help with?
You can be the gape spotter, any sign of insides and you censor it!
This jobs going to age me really quickly
But I'm a solid worker so I'll keep those pesky gapes out of here
You're strong, you can do it
Hope I get paid right, cash not needed
Is my gratitude not enough!?! "That's what I meant when I said no cash needed  | |||
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"What kind of scene where you thinking ? 1to1 m/f or 3some mfm, mmf,fmf, ffm ? Group gangbang ?" I have no idea! Maybe it could be feature length and have a bit of everything? | |||
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"I’ll be the one to buff up the fannies "Buff!?! Like make them shine? | |||
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"I hope you do it like Erika Lust
I don't know who she is but I shall Google! "She’s a porn producer who makes what they call ‘ethical porn’. Whereby basically the women participants actually enjoy what they do and they don’t perform for somebody else’s entitled pleasure. Very #metoo actually. Anyhow, I can offer you my property for outdoor shots but it’s in Athens | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop" I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! | |||
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"If u need a character of miserable old git figure with dad bod, I’m yr man action !!!"Ideal! | |||
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"I hope you do it like Erika Lust
I don't know who she is but I shall Google!
She’s a porn producer who makes what they call ‘ethical porn’. Whereby basically the women participants actually enjoy what they do and they don’t perform for somebody else’s entitled pleasure. Very #metoo actually.
Anyhow, I can offer you my property for outdoor shots but it’s in Athens "Road trip!!! Count us in! | |||
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"Eh....hello! I'm right over here!
are you volunteering to be the star? "I'll do whatever ya need me to | |||
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"I’ll be the one to buff up the fannies
Buff!?! Like make them shine? "Sparkle and shine  | |||
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"Any boinging occurring in this video? I’m happy to help out with that "Absolutely! We'll line up all the men and get them to do it in quick succession like a Mexican wave of penis! | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! " "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" | |||
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"Eh....hello! I'm right over here!
are you volunteering to be the star?
I'll do whatever ya need me to"Good boy | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be"" I'm so turned on right now  | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now "Good luck rubbing one off when I mops up your goo Or blow me a job And that's lucky too ((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be)) | |||
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"Ye your pussy is the only antivirus serum" Save the willies!! Dip them in! | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now
Good luck rubbing one off when
I mops up your goo
Or blow me a job
And that's lucky too
((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be))"I'm done | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now
Good luck rubbing one off when
I mops up your goo
Or blow me a job
And that's lucky too
((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be))
I'm done "((exits stage left, divers alarums, winks to the crowd, bows and doffs cap to the ladies.... there could be a penguin involved, not sure)) | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! " can i be the fake moans  | |||
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"I’ll make the tea "I'll bring the biscuits | |||
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"Any boinging occurring in this video? I’m happy to help out with that
Absolutely! We'll line up all the men and get them to do it in quick succession like a Mexican wave of penis! "Ooooooh my! I’m loving that idea! | |||
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"What kind of scene where you thinking ? 1to1 m/f or 3some mfm, mmf,fmf, ffm ? Group gangbang ? I have no idea! Maybe it could be feature length and have a bit of everything? " Ambitious I love it, large cast needed and lots of fluffers and buffers lol Also hell yes to porn musicals | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now
Good luck rubbing one off when
I mops up your goo
Or blow me a job
And that's lucky too
((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be))
I'm done
((exits stage left, divers alarums, winks to the crowd, bows and doffs cap to the ladies.... there could be a penguin involved, not sure))"A wee dancing one like happy feet! | |||
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"Need a fluffer?" We have to do that on our own. Stop giving away our tricks | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! can i be the fake moans "Yes! I'll pay you extra if you dub the dirty talking female role too. | |||
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"I’ll make the tea
I'll bring the biscuits"What kind? This is a very important question. | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now
Good luck rubbing one off when
I mops up your goo
Or blow me a job
And that's lucky too
((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be))
I'm done
((exits stage left, divers alarums, winks to the crowd, bows and doffs cap to the ladies.... there could be a penguin involved, not sure))
A wee dancing one like happy feet! "Thinking about it we should have gone with Bedknobs and Broomsticks | |||
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"I've got a you tube channel so understand the difficulty of producing something worth watching. My suggestion would be to define a "crew" if you have the luxury. Eg sound guy, camera dude, director chic etc. The editor has a lot of work to do and the budget is always a limiting factor. The easy way is to film some Gonzo and upload to porn hub (I've done this), although even an amateur video is very amateur. Good luck, I'm wanting to film one this year too. Xxx. " Oh I have no budget, I'm going for the "so amateur I filmed it on my mobile" market | |||
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"I've got a you tube channel so understand the difficulty of producing something worth watching. My suggestion would be to define a "crew" if you have the luxury. Eg sound guy, camera dude, director chic etc. The editor has a lot of work to do and the budget is always a limiting factor. The easy way is to film some Gonzo and upload to porn hub (I've done this), although even an amateur video is very amateur. Good luck, I'm wanting to film one this year too. Xxx. " As someone who also has a channel, I second this. The editing is much more time consuming than filming, once you have idea pf what scenes you want a storyboard play of shots you want will help understand camera requirements ect | |||
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"Woohoo!!!! I'll get me mop I'm inspired now, I picture you breaking into song as you mop. Musical porn should totally be a thing!!! "Cor blimey Miss Poppy, Youse a right sort and no mistakin; Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be" I'm so turned on right now
Good luck rubbing one off when
I mops up your goo
Or blow me a job
And that's lucky too
((Mop moppery, mop moppery mop mop mop-ee, a mopper is as lucky as lucky can be))
I'm done
((exits stage left, divers alarums, winks to the crowd, bows and doffs cap to the ladies.... there could be a penguin involved, not sure))
A wee dancing one like happy feet!
Thinking about it we should have gone with Bedknobs and Broomsticks"That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. | |||
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"I'll be the yoghurt man... The guy that splatter s yoghurt over the 'actors' to simulate the cum shot. I'll even bring my own yoghurt" Perfect, get different flavours and ones with bits in for a laugh. | |||
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"Wanna help? I need script ideas, actors, camera people, fluffers and anything else you can think of! Help! can i be the fake moans
Yes! I'll pay you extra if you dub the dirty talking female role too. "you want your women to actually sound like men now thats a novel idea for all the fab straight men | |||
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"I've got a you tube channel so understand the difficulty of producing something worth watching. My suggestion would be to define a "crew" if you have the luxury. Eg sound guy, camera dude, director chic etc. The editor has a lot of work to do and the budget is always a limiting factor. The easy way is to film some Gonzo and upload to porn hub (I've done this), although even an amateur video is very amateur. Good luck, I'm wanting to film one this year too. Xxx. As someone who also has a channel, I second this. The editing is much more time consuming than filming, once you have idea pf what scenes you want a storyboard play of shots you want will help understand camera requirements ect" Oh I'm just planning on fluttering my eyelashes and getting someone to do it for me | |||
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"Need a fluffer? absolutely! " Ok, but I'm purely visual fluff | |||
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"I'll take whatever role is available "How's your painting skills? We'll need a make up artist. | |||
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"Need a fluffer? absolutely! Ok, but I'm purely visual fluff "I was hoping youd say that | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. " Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" | |||
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"I'll take whatever role is available
How's your painting skills? We'll need a make up artist. "I can do face paint? | |||
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"I've got a you tube channel so understand the difficulty of producing something worth watching. My suggestion would be to define a "crew" if you have the luxury. Eg sound guy, camera dude, director chic etc. The editor has a lot of work to do and the budget is always a limiting factor. The easy way is to film some Gonzo and upload to porn hub (I've done this), although even an amateur video is very amateur. Good luck, I'm wanting to film one this year too. Xxx. As someone who also has a channel, I second this. The editing is much more time consuming than filming, once you have idea pf what scenes you want a storyboard play of shots you want will help understand camera requirements ect Oh I'm just planning on fluttering my eyelashes and getting someone to do it for me "Ah a cunning plan. I have no doubt that you'll find someone to do it for you | |||
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"Location hotel room. Actors, handsome dark haired guy with big eyebrows and a girthy penis and a petite brunette with an epic cunt and nice boobs. Script, cleaning lady comes to do the hotel room thinking the room is empty. Opens the door quietly and sees handsome man laying on his back having a wank. She pauses by the door to see if he’s noticed her but he hasn’t. She watches him for a little while, then coughs to alert him, he spots her but continues, she approaches the bed and asks if she can smell his bum. Handsome man rolls over on to his side to expose his bum. She positions her fave between his cheeks and snogs his arse hole, flicking her tongue in and out of his arse hole like a monitor lizard. Then complete fuckery commences. " Ooooooooohhh! Then Decadent Devon comes in to check on her work (with his mop) and that's when the singing starts! | |||
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" Oh I have no budget, I'm going for the "so amateur I filmed it on my mobile" market "Surely there's a few quid in the pot for a six pack or a bottle of wine? If you want to star in one get yourself over to France this summer and you can star in mine! | |||
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"Need a fluffer? absolutely! Ok, but I'm purely visual fluff "It's working for me | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish"" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! | |||
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"I'll take whatever role is available
How's your painting skills? We'll need a make up artist.
I can do face paint? "Perfect! | |||
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"I'll head up the continuity team, that's important part of film making, I've seeh a few disasters that totally take film down a few notches. " Perfect! I'll throw in some random things like a scary ghost in a window, see if you notice. | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! " She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed..... | |||
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" Oh I have no budget, I'm going for the "so amateur I filmed it on my mobile" market
Surely there's a few quid in the pot for a six pack or a bottle of wine?
If you want to star in one get yourself over to France this summer and you can star in mine! "I've got a bottle of prosecco I got at Christmas if that helps? | |||
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" Oh I have no budget, I'm going for the "so amateur I filmed it on my mobile" market
Surely there's a few quid in the pot for a six pack or a bottle of wine?
If you want to star in one get yourself over to France this summer and you can star in mine!
I've got a bottle of prosecco I got at Christmas if that helps? "check the date | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed..... "I can hear her voice in my head  | |||
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"I’ll make the tea
I'll bring the biscuits
What kind? This is a very important question. "This is very true. I initially thought chocolate hob nobs but then decided nothing with chocolate would be suitable as there'd likely be lots of heat so it would melt and the make up department would go mental if there were chocolate finger marks everywhere. Can't be ginger nuts (see the figging thread from the other day). If we're reduced to dry biscuits then it has to be digestives or those lotus biscoffs that nice cafes give out with their coffees. This is much harder than it first appears! | |||
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"I'll head up the continuity team, that's important part of film making, I've seeh a few disasters that totally take film down a few notches. Perfect! I'll throw in some random things like a scary ghost in a window, see if you notice. " Yeah, make sure am on top of things eh lol | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head "Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts... | |||
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"I’ll make the tea
I'll bring the biscuits
What kind? This is a very important question.
This is very true. I initially thought chocolate hob nobs but then decided nothing with chocolate would be suitable as there'd likely be lots of heat so it would melt and the make up department would go mental if there were chocolate finger marks everywhere.
Can't be ginger nuts (see the figging thread from the other day).
If we're reduced to dry biscuits then it has to be digestives or those lotus biscoffs that nice cafes give out with their coffees.
This is much harder than it first appears!"So many things to think about! | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts..."This is gonna be epic! | |||
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"I've written a number of stories that have gotten some positive responses on the boards also have experience in script and screen play writting" You're in! | |||
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"I’ll be the Mary Whitehouse type person who campaigns for the film to be banned for outraging public decency. Hence giving it worldwide publicity and notoriety ensuring everybody wants to see it. " Ooooooooh clever thinking! | |||
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"Please define the team. You'll need a writer/s Director/s Editor/s Camera men/women Sound and lighting engineers Catering (although tea and biscuits sounds good enough). A Location Actors and actresses. Best boy A grip Set and props Continuety (already specified). Fluffers (already specified). Make up Graphics That out of date bottle of prosecco won't go far. "It will with the eyelash flutters | |||
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"I can make cakes and can be a stand in if your desperate "What kinda cakes!?! | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic! "Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner? | |||
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"I can make cakes and can be a stand in if your desperate
What kinda cakes!?! "Any I love you bake | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?"Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much. | |||
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What kinda cakes!?!
Any I love you bake"We'll have a cake buffet! | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much. "Is that why she is called "wee Betty"? | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much.
Is that why she is called "wee Betty"?"No. She's Scottish  | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much. "My Nan says she’s available although it’s been a while since she did any acting. She did two seasons of Widow Twanky at the Wolverhampton Grand in her day. Her Twanky was the talk of the town. | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much.
Is that why she is called "wee Betty"?
No. She's Scottish "Scotland doesn't really exist, it's a story English people tell their children to scare them into behaving, I'm not falling for that | |||
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much.
My Nan says she’s available although it’s been a while since she did any acting. She did two seasons of Widow Twanky at the Wolverhampton Grand in her day.
Her Twanky was the talk of the town. "Does she have a good cameltoe? | |||
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" Scotland doesn't really exist, it's a story English people tell their children to scare them into behaving, I'm not falling for that " Yes. Because we're all bad here | |||
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"I can make cakes and can be a stand in if your desperate
What kinda cakes!?!
Any I love you bake
We'll have a cake buffet! "Tell you what get the orders in I'll start baking and you can pay me in kind | |||
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections " you're so mean! | |||
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" My Nan says she’s available although it’s been a while since she did any acting. She did two seasons of Widow Twanky at the Wolverhampton Grand in her day. Her Twanky was the talk of the town. Does she have a good cameltoe? " Now auditioning for the part of Tidow Wanky although Fiddlesticks nan is probably a shoe-in | |||
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections
you're so mean! "I think he wants me to angry fuck him.
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" That title never sounded so sexual as it does right now. Although did you ever see the clip of Angela Lansbury masturbating in the bath? I'm still traumatised. Seen it? Number 1 in the wank bank, the cameltoe shot in the yoga pants is usually where i "finish" Stop!!!! I'd buried the memories, don't bring them back!! She's my kind of filthy "Positive Moves" indeed.....
I can hear her voice in my head
Okay so we have a strange hotel scene with a maid, some fit hunk of meat and a mopper in the background, the ghost of Angela Lansbury's cameltoe in the window whispering dark thoughts...
This is gonna be epic!
Can I be Angela Lansbury's Cameltoe Tightner?
Yes but we can't afford the real Angela Lansbury so we'll just get wee Betty from the post-office and stick a ginger wig on her. I'll tell her to make sure wears the thinnest incontinence pad so it doesn't get in the way too much.
My Nan says she’s available although it’s been a while since she did any acting. She did two seasons of Widow Twanky at the Wolverhampton Grand in her day.
Her Twanky was the talk of the town.
Does she have a good cameltoe? "It’s as deep as Grand Canyon and as wet as a summer holiday in Yorkshire. She does have a touch of chlamydia though but should clear up soon, the boils have erupted. | |||
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Jo.Xx
Very sexy services they are too "Thank you, where would you like us?
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections
you're so mean!
I think he wants me to angry fuck him.
P"I'll take me some off that if he doesnt | |||
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections
you're so mean!
I think he wants me to angry fuck him.
P"I want you to spit on me and call me scum at the same time | |||
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections
you're so mean!
I think he wants me to angry fuck him.
P"I can see he's got a touch of sissy sub about him, he'll be in his lacy panties quivering in a corner in no time. | |||
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"I'll keep princess peach away so the male actors can maintain their erections
you're so mean!
I think he wants me to angry fuck him.
P
I want you to spit on me and call me scum at the same time"
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"I was a runner once on a few sci-fi B movies and then later credited as assistant producer (fx) on another, in this film I made a scene where a wall cried by pumping glycerine through small holes in brick faces bonded to MDF. It looked more like cum than tears , so I think I could be quite useful !" This porno is turning into a horror film..... The ghost of Angela Lansbury's clunge pressed against the window, the walls seeping cum, me running around with my mop (I'm going to need a bigger bucket), a buffet fit for a banquet, two diabetics dead in the corner, an honour guard of boingers and some poor couple trying to get it on in the middle of all this madness... ...when do we start filming? | |||
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"I was a runner once on a few sci-fi B movies and then later credited as assistant producer (fx) on another, in this film I made a scene where a wall cried by pumping glycerine through small holes in brick faces bonded to MDF. It looked more like cum than tears , so I think I could be quite useful !" a wall of cum could be handy, we'll work it into the script. | |||
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Jo.Xx
Very sexy services they are too
Thank you, where would you like us?
Jo.Xx "If you just make your way to my trailer I'll be along shortly | |||
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"Script ideas try Literotica plenty of stories on there. The author can help with a script etc. You got the tea maker already. Cool. " I think our story is coming along nicely | |||
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"Script ideas try Literotica plenty of stories on there. The author can help with a script etc. You got the tea maker already. Cool. I think our story is coming along nicely "Theres a story? 
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"I was a runner once on a few sci-fi B movies and then later credited as assistant producer (fx) on another, in this film I made a scene where a wall cried by pumping glycerine through small holes in brick faces bonded to MDF. It looked more like cum than tears , so I think I could be quite useful ! This porno is turning into a horror film..... The ghost of Angela Lansbury's clunge pressed against the window, the walls seeping cum, me running around with my mop (I'm going to need a bigger bucket), a buffet fit for a banquet, two diabetics dead in the corner, an honour guard of boingers and some poor couple trying to get it on in the middle of all this madness... ...when do we start filming?" .
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"Script ideas try Literotica plenty of stories on there. The author can help with a script etc. You got the tea maker already. Cool. I think our story is coming along nicely
Theres a story?
Like an old school porno?"Yes, I'm a lady, we need context to our wank material. | |||
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"If you need a hairy landscaper hope walk in from doing the garden with mudy hands grabbing a house wife by the hips in her kitchen. And taking her from behind I'll take that roll. Just gotta find the willing house wife "Fiddlestick's nan can play that role too. | |||
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"We're here to offer our services.
Jo.Xx
Very sexy services they are too
Thank you, where would you like us?
Jo.Xx
If you just make your way to my trailer I'll be along shortly "
May I jump in your shower please, I've been stuck in cheeky's shop all night?!
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"We're here to offer our services.
Jo.Xx
Very sexy services they are too
Thank you, where would you like us?
Jo.Xx
If you just make your way to my trailer I'll be along shortly
May I jump in your shower please, I've been stuck in cheeky's shop all night?!
Jo.Xx "Of course. Don't lock the door | |||
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"Script ideas try Literotica plenty of stories on there. The author can help with a script etc. You got the tea maker already. Cool. I think our story is coming along nicely
Theres a story?
Like an old school porno?
Yes, I'm a lady, we need context to our wank material. "Fair enough....let me know when you want me to take part! | |||
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"I was a runner once on a few sci-fi B movies and then later credited as assistant producer (fx) on another, in this film I made a scene where a wall cried by pumping glycerine through small holes in brick faces bonded to MDF. It looked more like cum than tears , so I think I could be quite useful ! This porno is turning into a horror film..... The ghost of Angela Lansbury's clunge pressed against the window, the walls seeping cum, me running around with my mop (I'm going to need a bigger bucket), a buffet fit for a banquet, two diabetics dead in the corner, an honour guard of boingers and some poor couple trying to get it on in the middle of all this madness... ...when do we start filming? .
Remember we've got blueeyes doing facepainting! Clowns! "Overowrked mop-boy looks up from his bucket, clutches the mob to his pectus excavatum, ignores the oosing walls and the smeary clunge stained window, looks across to the baffled couple on the hotel bed and Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, Angela Lansbury's clunge in mid-air, Where are the clowns? | |||
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"If you need a hairy landscaper hope walk in from doing the garden with mudy hands grabbing a house wife by the hips in her kitchen. And taking her from behind I'll take that roll. Just gotta find the willing house wife
Fiddlestick's nan can play that role too. "Works for me | |||
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"If you need a hairy landscaper hope walk in from doing the garden with mudy hands grabbing a house wife by the hips in her kitchen. And taking her from behind I'll take that roll. Just gotta find the willing house wife
Fiddlestick's nan can play that role too. "She’s quite excited by the whole idea, she’s says it will be great to blow the cobwebs away. | |||
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"I was a runner once on a few sci-fi B movies and then later credited as assistant producer (fx) on another, in this film I made a scene where a wall cried by pumping glycerine through small holes in brick faces bonded to MDF. It looked more like cum than tears , so I think I could be quite useful ! This porno is turning into a horror film..... The ghost of Angela Lansbury's clunge pressed against the window, the walls seeping cum, me running around with my mop (I'm going to need a bigger bucket), a buffet fit for a banquet, two diabetics dead in the corner, an honour guard of boingers and some poor couple trying to get it on in the middle of all this madness... ...when do we start filming? .
Remember we've got blueeyes doing facepainting! Clowns!
Overowrked mop-boy looks up from his bucket, clutches the mob to his pectus excavatum, ignores the oosing walls and the smeary clunge stained window, looks across to the baffled couple on the hotel bed and
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
Angela Lansbury's clunge in mid-air,
Where are the clowns?" | |||
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"If you need a hairy landscaper hope walk in from doing the garden with mudy hands grabbing a house wife by the hips in her kitchen. And taking her from behind I'll take that roll. Just gotta find the willing house wife
Fiddlestick's nan can play that role too.
She’s quite excited by the whole idea, she’s says it will be great to blow the cobwebs away. "Ok ok I'll bring my leaf blower with me | |||
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